I Like Beer A Lot

[Melonfeud]

it will be the mirror vs melon show again!

You two pikers best upgun yer' game,lest yer' unarmored casing-liners Will suffer the usual spectacularly catastrophic meltdown of Feudian pummeltude, "sure as I'm sitting here"/three dog nite

 

[CouchCoach]

Excuse me, is this stool taken? If not, think I'll belly up to the cash bar and sit a spell.

Some read palms or tea leaves to foretell the future, I read the bottom of an empty martini glass to tell what the future foretells. Olives and onions and lemon twists, oh my.

 

[dallasdave]

Good morning! Looks like I missed the party. Good to see the tavern full. It's been a while.

Tavern is making money, register is full.

 

[waldoputty]

♡

look at u guys...
a big wet kiss to everyone!!!

 

[waldoputty]

Good morning! Looks like I missed the party. Good to see the tavern full. It's been a while.

here is the big wet one to coachie !!!

 

[waldoputty]

You two pikers best upgun yer' game,lest yer' unarmored casing-liners Will suffer the usual spectacularly catastrophic meltdown of Feudian pummeltude, "sure as I'm sitting here"/three dog nite

u can run but cannot hide from the putty

big wet one for the melon !!!

 

[waldoputty]

Excuse me, is this stool taken? If not, think I'll belly up to the cash bar and sit a spell.

Some read palms or tea leaves to foretell the future, I read the bottom of an empty martini glass to tell what the future foretells. Olives and onions and lemon twists, oh my.

are you sure you want to be in this mess?

 

[Ranching]

here is the big wet one to coachie !!!

Why are you so wet this morning??? Morning Woody?

 

[waldoputty]

Tavern is making money, register is full.

dd, u r the glue that helps keep the register full
u r not allowed to run away!

 

[waldoputty]

Why are you so wet this morning??? Morning Woody?

putty is now awake and ready for action

 

[Melonfeud]

u can run but cannot hide from the putty

big wet one for the melon !!!

Yuck! Get away,afore I crumple you in a heap with the bar stool Couch Coach has currently made his sedentary A.O's command post upon& refuses to unass, so he's going along for the ride,,,you tutti fruity love potion#9 ancient Chinese secret asian man,,,

 

[waldoputty]

Yuck! Get away,afore I crumple you in a heap with the bar stool Couch Coach has currently made his sedentary A.O's command post& refuses to unass, so he's going along for the ride,,,you tutti fruity love potion#9 ancient Chinese secret asian man,,,

u need to give putty some entertainment
putty suddenly really really bored...

 

[CouchCoach]

are you sure you want to be in this mess?

It's like a train wreck, one more car isn't going to make it worse.

 

[Melonfeud]

u need to give putty some entertainment
putty suddenly really really bored...

Copy!,,, do you currently have a table top 110v reading lamp mounted at waist level height within an reasonable proximity? If so, deftly remove it's bulbed lighting filament and insert the wetted external digit of yer' personal prerogative into the receptical of whence the bulbed lighting filament was previously been removed from,,,as you may rest assured all prior thoughts of boredom/ lacking in entertainment will immediately vanish in a most ricky-tic rapid fashion from yer' sloping looking forehead, my dear good friend,buddy & bro,,,get back with me& lemme' know how that worked out fer' ya'

 

[CouchCoach]

Yuck! Get away,afore I crumple you in a heap with the bar stool Couch Coach has currently made his sedentary A.O's command post upon& refuses to unass, so he's going along for the ride,,,you tutti fruity love potion#9 ancient Chinese secret asian man,,,

That's right Bubba, not my fault y'all can't keep a good bouncer in here.

You may use my bar stool when I go to the water closet to relieve myself but I expect it to be in the same condition as when I left it.

And don't go dividing my name like that. That's what my Mom used to do when she was angry with me.

 

[waldoputty]

It's like a train wreck, one more car isn't going to make it worse.

bro u r more than welcome to partake
may be u can start by doing something fun with the melon...

 

[waldoputty]

Copy!,,, do you currently have a table top 110v reading lamp mounted at waist level height within an reasonable proximity? If so, deftly remove it's bulbed lighting filament and insert the wetted external digit of yer' personal prerogative into the receptical of whence the bulbed lighting filament was previously been removed from,,,as you may rest assured all prior thoughts of boredom/ lacking in entertainment will immediately vanish in a most ricky-tic rapid fashion from yer' sloping looking forehead, my dear good friend,buddy & bro,,,get back with me& lemme' know how that worked out fer' ya'

boring!
melon with the same butt humor
be more creative!

 

[CouchCoach]

Copy!,,, do you currently have a table top 110v reading lamp mounted at waist level height within an reasonable proximity? If so, deftly remove it's bulbed lighting filament and insert the wetted external digit of yer' personal prerogative into the receptical of whence the bulbed lighting filament was previously been removed from,,,as you may rest assured all prior thoughts of boredom/ lacking in entertainment will immediately vanish in a most ricky-tic rapid fashion from yer' sloping looking forehead, my dear good friend,buddy & bro,,,get back with me& lemme' know how that worked out fer' ya'

Shocking, just shocking!

 

[CouchCoach]

bro u r more than welcome to partake
may be u can start by doing something fun with the melon...

So, the new guy gets to watch him today? Trial by fire.

 

[waldoputty]

So, the new guy gets to watch him today? Trial by fire.

may be u can do something with that fire idea