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Melonfeud said:
SHEESE! ,,,Apparently the brain numbing shell shock of Sunday's game has subsided enough from amongst the forum's disgruntled membership of collective genius to rapidly transform the "Fan Zone" A O into the "Jerry Springer buffoonish cartoon zone" with the prattling ejaculate of Cowboys players & staff Suckage ,,,I'm gonna "log off" from around here for a few days , Feller's.o_O
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i had trouble sleeping sunday night after that ridiculous showing.
 
Ranching said:
Zero orange trees!!! Only cows and a bull with big balls!!! Oh!! And my toy poodle!!
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Darn it Ranching.... Explaining the sexes of the cow/bulls done killed the greatest gift of owning a ranch.... Just wondering, how many times did you have some unsuspecting city slicker go and milk the bull for you? Putty and DD are now hip to such and will not fall for it later when they visit.... Would have been a good laugh. Oh well..... LOL


Melonfeud said:
SHEESE! ,,,Apparently the brain numbing shell shock of Sunday's game has subsided enough from amongst the forum's disgruntled membership of collective genius to rapidly transform the "Fan Zone" A O into the "Jerry Springer buffoonish cartoon zone" with the prattling ejaculate of Cowboys players & staff Suckage ,,,I'm gonna "log off" from around here for a few days , Feller's.o_O
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Speaking of ejaculate, I hear the force is strong with this one.... Just ask the last fellow street walker to cross Mr. Melon's path.... He not only showed his faith in his player, but his staff as well...... There may have been some suckage, but for the most part his staff and the boys were strong..... At least that is what I am told.... :eek:
 
The Dark Bishop said:
Darn it Ranching.... Explaining the sexes of the cow/bulls done killed the greatest gift of owning a ranch.... Just wondering, how many times did you have some unsuspecting city slicker go and milk the bull for you? Putty and DD are now hip to such and will not fall for it later when they visit.... Would have been a good laugh. Oh well..... LOL




Speaking of ejaculate, I hear the force is strong with this one.... Just ask the last fellow street walker to cross Mr. Melon's path.... He not only showed his faith in his player, but his staff as well...... There may have been some suckage, but for the most part his staff and the boys were strong..... At least that is what I am told.... :eek:
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:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
 
The Dark Bishop said:
Darn it Ranching.... Explaining the sexes of the cow/bulls done killed the greatest gift of owning a ranch.... Just wondering, how many times did you have some unsuspecting city slicker go and milk the bull for you? Putty and DD are now hip to such and will not fall for it later when they visit.... Would have been a good laugh. Oh well..... LOL




Speaking of ejaculate, I hear the force is strong with this one.... Just ask the last fellow street walker to cross Mr. Melon's path.... He not only showed his faith in his player, but his staff as well...... There may have been some suckage, but for the most part his staff and the boys were strong..... At least that is what I am told.... :eek:
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waldoputty said:
i had trouble sleeping sunday night after that ridiculous showing.
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:lmao: Me too.

dallasdave said:
Don't know any toy pooodles, just some kity cats.
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Hi dear.
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dallasdave said:
Just have to knock off that 98 hours of porn each week. :lmao2:
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:omg:

waldoputty said:
:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

coachie got out-naughtied by dd
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:laugh:

Ranching said:
Garrett sucks!!
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:lmao:

putty fell asleep at the starbucks outside with the laptop covering my face, lying on the lawnchair under the big shade umbrella
the barista who knows me well came and checked on me
how lucky to be enjoying 70F temperatures and low humidity with a sweater as a blanket!
 
waldoputty said:
:lmao:

putty fell asleep at the starbucks outside with the laptop covering my face, lying on the lawnchair under the big shade umbrella
the barista who knows me well came and checked on me
how lucky to be enjoying 70F temperatures and low humidity with a sweater as a blanket!
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Getting old!!!
 
Heading to Austin, my daughter is meeting her boyfriend for the Austin City Limits concerts tomorrow!!!
 
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