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maxdogg said:
Most women are crazy bro!!! I mean my first wife thought I was the greatest ever and then after we got married all she wanted to do was change me.
How about the word no!!:angry:
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That's like my ex (the Brazilian). She was way chill and incredibly smart, we start getting very serious and she starts trying to take me to these crazy weekend-long seminars and ****. I had to break it off after a year and change, it was getting too damn weird.

Sucks because she was beautiful and intelligent and funny, but she changed the more I got into her. Luckily, I learned (the hard way) from my first marriage to "cut sling load" when **** starts to go awry. This was last June now that we've been apart. She's back in Brazil. She was former military, too (Navy). We had a lot in common.
 
No coincidence that after she left/we split up, I started posting here :)

Before last summer, I lurked only, Max
 
Trouty said:
That's like my ex (the Brazilian). She was way chill and incredibly smart, we start getting very serious and she starts trying to take me to these crazy weekend-long seminars and ****. I had to break it off after a year and change, it was getting to damn weird.

Sucks because she was beautiful and intelligent and funny, but she changed the more I got into her. Luckily, I learned (the hard way) from my first marriage to "cut sling load" when **** starts to go awry. This was last June now that we've been apart. She's back in Brazil. She was former military, too (Navy). We had a lot in common.
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That's rough bro. But your better off going for some new strange;)
 
maxdogg said:
Hey man remember my strange story?
I bet most here thought it was a joke but it was true lol;)
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Never doubted for a second, brudda! :dance::dance:

I think most of us believe each other, Max. We get pretty real in here. :yourock:
 
Max, I'm gonna head on out of the bar. You have a good evening, brotha!

Have another one for me, please. Soon we'll be pounding again and I'll be able to cover down for myself :D
 
Trouty said:
Max, I'm gonna head on out of the bar. You have a good evening, brotha!

Have another one for me, please. Soon we'll be pounding again and I'll be able to cover down for myself :D
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ok Trouty.
 
Trouty said:
It is, but nothing beats having a partner.

A solid, loving, caring woman to share the world with.

I keep finding crazy ones :(
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:lmao::lmao2::lmao:

maxdogg said:
Yeah I think sometimes being single and ready to mingle is ok;)
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It's the ONLY way!(the beauty in a ' strictly business' for hire girl friend is,,, gentleman, not only are they receiving just compensation for ,,er,, services rendered! But their also being paid to LEAVE!
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(they just get to clingy/ attached if you let the free ones hang around very long)
 
Morning fellas!!

What a beautiful Sunday morning out here! Hope everyone's day is fruitful and blessed :)
 
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