I want a new head coach that doesnt clap

[JoeKing]

If your issue with the man is his clapping then you are a very petty person.

 

[ItzKelz]

You're not gonna find a coach that doesn't clap

 

[ESisback]

Was he clapping after his QB threw an interception?

Why explain yet again? You’ll never get it.

 

[LittleD]

If your issue with the man is his clapping then you are a very petty person.

Okay then, just call me petty cause clapping never won a football game that I can tell.

 

[ESisback]

He does it to the extreme, how do you not notice it? If you do something all game long, every single game, its going to be noticed by not only fans but the media as well.

FOX did a spoof before the Thursday night game with the Bears when they dressed up a guy to look like Garrett and he went around Soldier's Field just clapping. So its not just the fans, its the media as well. Even the guy that does the funny YouTube videos of how Cowboy fans react after every game calls Garrett "the Clapper".

So you see, its not just fans on a message board, its the media as well from YouTube to FOX pregame.

People fuss so much over meaningless crap it creates its own thing. Manufactured drama.

 

[LittleD]

You're not gonna find a coach that doesn't clap

Parcells never clapped...Landry never clapped... Winners don't have to clap to motivate, they just have to look at you and you get it.

 

[ESisback]

Okay then, just call me petty cause clapping never won a football game that I can tell.

Ok, you’re petty!

 

[LittleD]

Ok, you’re petty!

Very happy New Year to ya and I'm glad I could fulfill your wishes.

 

[JoeKing]

Okay then, just call me petty cause clapping never won a football game that I can tell.

It never hurt either. You talk as if that's all the man does... which if true would only reveal your own ignorance about the man.

 

[SteveTheCowboy]

I am a simple man.....I just want a coach that doesnt clap when bad things happen

Give me that and I'll be happy

So clapping bugs the sheet out of you but ridiculous and inappropriate "feed me" is good?

 

[SteveTheCowboy]

OK....I'll take one who knows how to exploit a teams weakness from week to week. Don't care if he claps himself silly.

I hope we get just that just to drive OP nuts. Losing coach? Just fine. Clapping? Not allowed.

 

[CowboysFaninHouston]

I am a simple man.....I just want a coach that doesnt clap when bad things happen

Give me that and I'll be happy

so that would be a no to Pete Carroll if he became available

 

[ItzKelz]

Parcells never clapped...Landry never clapped... Winners don't have to clap to motivate, they just have to look at you and you get it.

 

[CowboyChris]

correct me if i'm wrong, but the last couple of weeks wasn't he stripped of clapping, and relegated to just being allowed to spit?

 

[ElGatoGrande]

I am a simple man.....I just want a coach that doesnt clap when bad things happen

Give me that and I'll be happy

In the history of stoopid shyte this ranks right up there,,, but it's still a free country (for now) so knock yourselves out,,,, literally,,, please.

 

[droopdog7]

Doesn’t matter. If it’s not clapping, fans will find some other petty inane reason to hate the next coach.

 

[DEMFAN]

I am a simple man.....I just want a coach that doesnt clap when bad things happen

Give me that and I'll be happy

Watch other coaches, you have just eliminated the majority. SMH

 

[DCBoysfan]

What about constant nose picking?

 

[ESisback]

Useless moron!

 

[BoltsNHorns]

I am a simple man.....I just want a coach that doesnt clap when bad things happen

Give me that and I'll be happy

I think you need to clap if you want to play for Jerry World. Its a requirement, its in the fine print.