Thanks for further proving my point.
You assigned the motive of everyone suggesting a trade as being because "because players like to make money, take care of their bodies, and have a say in hat happens to them."
You then went on to flat out describe those that would consider trading these guys for the reasons you stated (bolded above, and a direct quote) as "a bunch of unfulfilled narcissists". Sure you tried to say it without actually taking responsibility for it by prefacing it with "reads like" but you're only fooling yourself if you think that makes a distinction.
You assumed those that favor a trade scenario as wanting that only for the reasons bolded and quoted above, failing to understand there are other reasons for which one might consider trading, then used that false assumption to insult them, thus elevating yourself above them in your mind. Textbook bro. Textbook.
BS on the sarcasm. You meant every word of that post literally. I'd love to hear you try and explain exactly how it was sarcasm.