I'd bet Parsons' groin is killing him today

[DUO_CORE]

The only way Parsons doesn't play is if on top of his groin injury, he gets his period.

 

[88sAndHeartbreak]

TOADIE isn't beating any decent teams in the near future, he struggles against teams have AVERAGE RECORDS. Dakota "TOAD HUNTER" Prescot is a professional frog gigger and nothing more! IF he starts against the TURDS. the Boys will be 4 - 2! A great defense isn't going to help his cause.............

You have a inside joke with yourself, no one understands you.

Until you start to make sense, this will be my last time responding to you... good luck with everything.

 

[BEARCATSKLZ]

The only way Parsons doesn't play is if on top of his groin injury, he gets his period.

 

[tyke1doe]

According to Stephen Jones, Micah Parsons "checked in this morning and said he's feeling good." He also said his condition will be closely monitored throughout the week to make sure he's okay. I know it seems absurd that a so-called "groin injury" would suddenly be okay. Was it magic? To be honest, I'm still trying to figure that out. I'd like nothing more than to believe it, but really! I had a groin pull decades ago that took months to overcome. It may have just been a "tweak" more than a pull that Micah had.

Or maybe his groin is stronger than your groin.

 

[FVSTONE]

You have a inside joke with yourself, no one understands you.

Until you start to make sense, this will be my last time responding to you... good luck with everything.[
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bullflop]

Or maybe his groin is stronger than your groin.

My injury happened when I was 16 and in high school -- who knows?

I didn't really intend to have it end up in a groin contest, however.

Two DTs grabbed my legs and each ran w/'em in opposite directions!

Yeow . . . I was a 150-pound tailback back then. They were 250+.

 

[fansince68]

He can take my groin. It’s gently used.

Lol, I think most would "loan" Micha a groin to get the "W" in Philly.

 

[SteveTheCowboy]

If Dak still can’t go the coaching staff needs to think long and hard about how hard they want to push the walking wounded to win a game we realistically aren’t going to without our starting QB.

We weren't going to "realistically" win ANY of the games up to now. Two Super Bowl Teams and a decent Giants team.

I don;t think we should start throwing games NOW.

I don;t want injured playing either though.

 

[EST_1986]

If Dak still can’t go the coaching staff needs to think long and hard about how hard they want to push the walking wounded to win a game we realistically aren’t going to without our starting QB.

Yea let’s lay down and die against the division leader.

 

[Ranched]

Ya i won't be surprised if he is out for a few weeks.
Groins are nothing yo mess with and they don't get better quickly.

 

[tyke1doe]

My injury happened when I was 16 and in high school -- who knows?

I didn't really intend to have it end up in a groin contest, however.

Two DTs grabbed my legs and each ran w/'em in opposite directions!

Yeow . . . I was a 150-pound tailback back then. They were 250+.

I'm just messin wit cha!
That line was funny, though.

 

[Cowboysheelsreds053]

Pulled one playing softball in the late 80’s legging out an infield single and pulled my groin muscle. 2 months later went to Ga. Tech for an NFL free agent tryout and running the 40 meters it still bothered me.

 

[Manster68]

You don't want to get injured in Philadelphia. They cheered Irvin in 1999, and they cheered Aikman in 1990.

 

[Swagger]

If Dak still can’t go the coaching staff needs to think long and hard about how hard they want to push the walking wounded to win a game we realistically aren’t going to without our starting QB.

The same starting QB that looked like a hybrid of Brian Hoyer and Tim Tebow whilst putting up 3 points against Tampa Bay?