I'm building a time machine so I can make out with Maria

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CouchCoach said:
Tie but a good try.

Alright you pikers out there, we can do better than this. Japanese female metal bands and time machines just to get laid barely scratch the surface. The title of this zone is the Off-Topic Zone.

I tell you what. Rev makes that damned thing, I am up for some timemachinejacking and I'm going back for the initial issue of Coca Cola, IBM, ATT, Microsoft, Apple and Walmart stock and on the way back stopping off for a menage a CC with Marilyn Monroe and Jayne Mansfield. Hey Jayne, how about a little head.....while you've still got one.
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+1 for the Mansfield joke. She was total babe,
 
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Runwildboys said:
Yeah, it just dawned on me that that's what was bothering me about this thread. The title is a bit on the creepy side. Lol
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Nah, don't let them suck you in. There's never been anything wrong with a man finding a woman attractive. "Creepy" is a hostile man-bashing construct dreamed up by bitter women who think a man is doing something wrong by being attracted to other women instead of them. The truth is there's nothing wrong with being attracted to a woman because of her beauty, and there never has been. If you find yourself attracted to someone, even if it's a woman in an old photograph from 1918, there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. If some bitter, angry man-hater ever has a problem with that, you don't owe her anything other than your middle finger. If she says crap like, "You should like women for their brain," then answer, "Okay, give me a picture of your brain. If I think it looks as hot as this fold-out photo of Brigitte Bardot, I'll hang it up in my bathroom." Some whiner who bashes you for being attracted to beauty is not someone you should ever listen to. They're sad and miserable women who demand that everyone else be just as sad and miserable as they are. Don't let them, and don't let them manipulate you with words like "creepy." Enjoy your life as you see fit, and make fun of the bashers.
 
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CouchCoach said:
Tie but a good try.

Alright you pikers out there, we can do better than this. Japanese female metal bands and time machines just to get laid barely scratch the surface. The title of this zone is the Off-Topic Zone.

I tell you what. Rev makes that damned thing, I am up for some timemachinejacking and I'm going back for the initial issue of Coca Cola, IBM, ATT, Microsoft, Apple and Walmart stock and on the way back stopping off for a menage a CC with Marilyn Monroe and Jayne Mansfield. Hey Jayne, how about a little head.....while you've still got one.
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Oh... Kay. lol

Actually Jayne Mansfield was not decapitated when the car she was riding in ran into the back of a truck.

She suffered a crushed skull but not decapitation.

One of those urban legends.
 
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Reverend Conehead said:
Nah, don't let them suck you in. There's never been anything wrong with a man finding a woman attractive. "Creepy" is a hostile man-bashing construct dreamed up by bitter women who think a man is doing something wrong by being attracted to other women instead of them. The truth is there's nothing wrong with being attracted to a woman because of her beauty, and there never has been. If you find yourself attracted to someone, even if it's a woman in an old photograph from 1918, there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. If some bitter, angry man-hater ever has a problem with that, you don't owe her anything other than your middle finger. If she says crap like, "You should like women for their brain," then answer, "Okay, give me a picture of your brain. If I think it looks as hot as this fold-out photo of Brigitte Bardot, I'll hang it up in my bathroom." Some whiner who bashes you for being attracted to beauty is not someone you should ever listen to. They're sad and miserable women who demand that everyone else be just as sad and miserable as they are. Don't let them, and don't let them manipulate you with words like "creepy." Enjoy your life as you see fit, and make fun of the bashers.
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No, there's nothing wrong with being attracted to a woman, and most would be fine with you telling them they're attractive. But tell a strange woman you want to make out with her, and you're treading on much different ground.
 
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Runwildboys said:
No, there's nothing wrong with being attracted to a woman, and most would be fine with you telling them they're attractive. But tell a strange woman you want to make out with her, and you're treading on much different ground.
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That's not a strange woman that I met. That's a woman in an old photograph whom I'll never meet.
 
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Runwildboys said:
No, there's nothing wrong with being attracted to a woman, and most would be fine with you telling them they're attractive. But tell a strange woman you want to make out with her, and you're treading on much different ground.
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Hell, it would take a strange woman to make out with me. I ask up front to weed out the normal ones.
 
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Maria Romanov, daughter of Czar Nicholas II, was a hottie! It's a shame that the commies in Russia murdered her and her family. I'm building a time machine so I can go back in time and make out with her. While I'm at it maybe I'll rescue her and her family. I'm also going back to the 60s to make out with Brigitte Bardot and Catherine Deneuve and Ginger from Gilligan's island. Wish me luck. Here's Maria. Man, so hot.

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And, yes, she was of age when she was murdered. I think she was about 21. I don't speak Russian, but I think she spoke English and French, both of which I speak. Hey, don't laugh! Nothing wrong with time traveling for the purpose of making out with someone hot.

Oh, yeah, and Marilyn from The Munsters. Gonna make out with her too. Gonna be busy. Don't make fun of me! I'm doing this.

Edit: Oh, yeah! June Marlowe, Mrs. Crabtree from the Little Rascals. Going back to the 30s for her. And if you guys want to borrow my time machine, that might be possible if you have a good reason.
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Gotta love a man with goals and a plan … good for you!
 
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Reverend Conehead said:
Thanks. I'm also debating whether or not I should save the Titanic.
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Only if you get that big *** diamond.

While you are going back to the 60's, making out with Jeannie might be worth adding to your plan. A roll in the hay with Raquel might be a consideration as well.
 
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Runwildboys said:
Do it, that way they'll never make the movie, and I'll never have to hear Celine Dion sing that horrid song!
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Yes, that's exactly the reason I'm considering doing it. I know how traumatized you've been by that song and I'm trying to help you out. I don't give a crap about the 1500 who died. I'm concerned with all the poor souls who had to suffer through that song. Some people froze to death or drowned? Pfffft! That's nothing compared to having to listen to Celine Dion.
 
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OmerV said:
Only if you get that big *** diamond.

While you are going back to the 60's, making out with Jeannie might be worth adding to your plan. A roll in the hay with Raquel might be a consideration as well.
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Come along then. You can have Jeannie and Rachel if I get to be with Brigitte Bardot and Catherine Deneuve.
 
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