I assume this is just a little joke. But the scary thing (especially for Jerry) huge numbers have been driven away from the Cowboys. Jerry's failure to offer a good product on the field is costing the most popular sports franchise in the world its fan base.
Don't be surprised that a lot of young fans have already moved away from the Cowboys. If we bring 100 people from space and let them watch the NFL the last 20 years, I guarantee you Dallas will be in the bottom 5.
Jerry's approach to keep the team relevant through controversies and tabloid headlines, pole dancers, might have caught the eyes early, but unless you have the main product on the field, no one is going to hang out.
Check the value of the Patriots 20 years ago and where they ranked. i remember early 2000s, the top 5 were Dallas, WAS ,Pitt, NYG. I don't even remember where NEP were. Now they are SECOND .. and they don't have pole dancers, or glamorous cheerleaders, or noisy owner.
I am sure many of us ran into many who asked "Why are you cheering for the Cowboys? They never win, they are boring
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