Is Zeke fat?

[jsb357]

burrito...

 

[Corso]

Spherical but quite pointy in parts. It’s got its own weather system.
*Let’s see if anyone gets the reference*

Look at the size of his heed!!!

Lol

 

[mooseq]

He has to do weekly weigh ins and yesterday he weighed 229 lbs

 

[Wood]

My apologies if this topic has been covered. I looked and didn't see anything. I am not a huge fan of Zeke mostly because I can't get past 2017. He has had questionable conditioning before. That said, the guy is a great football player. People were freaking out over the photo at Von Miller's event. Zeke fat? I say maybe he is 15 pounds heavy here but it is April. Who cares? If he shows up in July at 250 pounds that is a problem. Here, there is zero problem. Thoughts?

Yes, Zeke, Romo & Dak are all fat.

 

[CowboyRoy]

No.

Is that your wife in the back there?

 

[aria]

Spherical but quite pointy in parts. It’s got its own weather system.
*Let’s see if anyone gets the reference*

Lol, I do, I do! But we’ll wait.

 

[aria]

Zeke could be Mount Rushmore with a tree on his head, if he keeps picking up rushing titles I don't care what he looks like.

What if he doesn’t pick up rushing titles but he doesn’t lead the league in carries every year like he has when he’s won them? Would you care then?

 

[Ranched]

My apologies if this topic has been covered. I looked and didn't see anything. I am not a huge fan of Zeke mostly because I can't get past 2017. He has had questionable conditioning before. That said, the guy is a great football player. People were freaking out over the photo at Von Miller's event. Zeke fat? I say maybe he is 15 pounds heavy here but it is April. Who cares? If he shows up in July at 250 pounds that is a problem. Here, there is zero problem. Thoughts?

Zeke dropped this 3 hours prior from my reply to you. I guess he read your thread and ran to the nearest scale.

https://imgflip.com/memegenerator

 

[Corso]

Zeke dropped this 3 hours prior from my reply to you. I guess he read your thread.

He and I would be friends. We just haven't run into each other yet.
And he looks great.

 

[TheCount]

Is that your wife in the back there?

Excuse me?

 

[Pantone282C]

No.

Looks trim and prime. It would show in his face.

 

[Nightman]

Look at the size of his heed!!!

Lol

Heed!!!! Move!!!!!

Cry yourself to sleep on yer huge pillow

 

[Scotman]

I'm looking right at the screen.

The dude has gotten REALLY FAT quickly. He's aged a bunch in a very short period of time. He doesn't look anything like I remember when we drafted him. Not only that...he's paler...gray hair...

crap...I've got the camera on my screen pointed at me..


Zeke's not fat. I'm fat.

 

[Crazed Liotta Eyes]

I'm looking right at the screen.

The dude has gotten REALLY FAT quickly. He's aged a bunch in a very short period of time. He doesn't look anything like I remember when we drafted him. Not only that...he's paler...gray hair...

crap...I've got the camera on my screen pointed at me..


Zeke's not fat. I'm fat.

Haha, that's very well played my man! You get two thumbs up!

 

[boysfanperiod]

For those who are worried about Zeke's weight, he has some small feet. Should we be concerned about that too?

 

[black label]

zeeks fat is daks fat

 

[CWR]

My apologies if this topic has been covered. I looked and didn't see anything. I am not a huge fan of Zeke mostly because I can't get past 2017. He has had questionable conditioning before. That said, the guy is a great football player. People were freaking out over the photo at Von Miller's event. Zeke fat? I say maybe he is 15 pounds heavy here but it is April. Who cares? If he shows up in July at 250 pounds that is a problem. Here, there is zero problem. Thoughts?

Was listening to Talking Cowboys the other day and it was said Zeke has been a regular in the facilities this off season and looks to be cut up and in tremendous shape..

 

[CowboyRoy]

My opinion is these threads suck. My opinion. You care about his weight? Fine. It’s stupid in April. You guys have been doing this crap since Romo was in his prime:

My opinion is these threads suck. My opinion. You care about his weight? Fine. It’s stupid in April. You guys have been doing this crap since Romo was in his prime:

Are you zekes mommy? Does it hurt your feewings?

 

[Nightman]

Zeke's head weighs 30 pounds

I would cut that hair and stop drawing attention to that melon

He must use a size 8 1/4 helmet

He doesn't have dreams ... he has drive-in movies

 

[Ranched]

Is that your wife in the back there?

That's very rude. Cowboys fans come in all shapes/sizes/males/females, children etc... There are lots of ladies on this board. Kindly show some respect.

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