I've solved the kicking problem!

[Avenging Hayseed]

GUS.........The fieldgoal kicking horse from Walt Disney fame. He's he lll on wheels kicking off, deadly accurate on field goals, and has a great lockeroom presence. He is getting a little long in the mayne now but I tellya....he's still got it!:

 

[Avenging Hayseed]

And just think of all the great media exposure. Not only could he handle our kicking duties but Romo could ride him to the game every sunday. The mediots would love it!...LOL

 

[HTownCowboysFan]

Gus was a fieldgoal kicking MULE, not a horse. "Oich!"

 

[Avenging Hayseed]

Gus was a fieldgoal kicking MULE, not a horse. "Oich!"

................Thats right, been a longgggggg time. I remember now that you say. Oh, and now I remember OICHHHHHHHHHH everytime he would kick....LOL tHINK the holder used to say that.

 

[dallascowboysfan31]

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

I think I may raid the wife's valium this evening. :

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

I'm sceptical about this whole solution. I see know mention of Chuck Norris in this plan and after all, how succesful can any plan be without the involvement of the Chuckster?

 

[CrazyCowboy]

ready to try almost anything......

 

[5Stars]

I'm sceptical about this whole solution. I see know mention of Chuck Norris in this plan and after all, how succesful can any plan be without the involvement of the Chuckster?

Chuck Norris is not an option at kicker, at all!

Everytime he would kick the ball, it would burst way before it even reached the goalposts!

Come on, man, get real!!

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Chuck Norris is not an option at kicker, at all!

Everytime he would kick the ball, it would burst way before it even reached the goalposts!

Come on, man, get real!!

You underestimate the power of Chuck Norris. While it's true he would apply superhuman pressure on any given kick, he would also use his extrodinary mental ability to keep the ball from exploding, while at the same time, guide the ball through the uprights and control the elements so as to insure a good kick.

I must say, I'm a bit disapointed with you 5Stars.

 

[5Stars]

You underestimate the power of Chuck Norris. While it's true he would apply superhuman pressure on any given kick, he would also use his extrodinary mental ability to keep the ball from exploding, while at the same time, guide the ball through the uprights and control the elements so as to insure a good kick.

I must say, I'm a bit disapointed with you 5Stars.

Well, OK...I guess, you are right. But, what if Chuck Norris started to miss his kicks because he wants out of Dallas, and Snyder is paying him big money behind the scenes to help get him out of Dallas?

Now what do the Cowboys do?

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Well, OK...I guess, you are right. But, what if Chuck Norris started to miss his kicks because he wants out of Dallas, and Snyder is paying him big money behind the scenes to help get him out of Dallas?

Now what do the Cowboys do?

No way Walker "Texas Ranger" leaves or even considers not playing in Dallas. Especailly for a Dink like Snyder.

Are you sure your a Cowboy Fan?

 

[5Stars]

No way Walker "Texas Ranger" leaves or even considers not playing in Dallas. Especailly for a Dink like Snyder.

Are you sure your a Cowboy Fan?

I'm not really sure...but I think so!

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

I'm not really sure...but I think so!

I hope you know, I'm just kidding there.

 

[5Stars]

I hope you know, I'm just kidding there.

Of course I do know you are kidding! I've been a Cowboy fan going on 84 years now! I started watching them when I was 14 years old...

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Of course I do know you are kidding! I've been a Cowboy fan going on 84 years now! I started watching them when I was 14 years old...

Ataboy.