Jerry has me scared

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I often accuse people of being in denial. Not just here. Everywhere. It’s my thing. I love it.

I wonder if it’s me that’s in denial. I just cannot imagine him being back.
 

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I often accuse people of being in denial. Not just here. Everywhere. It’s my thing. I love it.

I wonder if it’s me that’s in denial. I just cannot imagine him being back.
Garrett is Lord Voldemort, the adults couldn't imagine him being back.
 

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When Jason is gone all of you are going to be shocked at how little he actually does and how replacing him won't do much unless this team tackles and run blocks.
Hopefully the next guy gets them motivated to block and tackle on a much more consistent basis
 

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I've seen this post game look from him before after a nice win...the look that says "we are back on track"...."Jason is the man"....ugh. I am nervous as hell that The Clapping Carrot is ONCE again going to pull his butt out of the fire. Nice win...congratulations....but TOO LATE....seen it before. I am ALL in next week with the Eagles....enough of this crap...lets end this S right now, and start over next year with a HC who can win games like today on a constant basis. Ok, I'm done....who is with me?

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I've seen this post game look from him before after a nice win...the look that says "we are back on track"...."Jason is the man"....ugh. I am nervous as hell that The Clapping Carrot is ONCE again going to pull his butt out of the fire. Nice win...congratulations....but TOO LATE....seen it before. I am ALL in next week with the Eagles....enough of this crap...lets end this S right now, and start over next year with a HC who can win games like today on a constant basis. Ok, I'm done....who is with me?


Where is the "dislike" button?

I'm done and I think Jerry is done if/when this season is done and there's not, at minimum, an NFC Championship to show for it.

This season isn't done. And I have no reason to get ahead of myself and pontificate as-if it is.

Being a Washington Nationals fan, I know better.
 

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I've seen this post game look from him before after a nice win...the look that says "we are back on track"...."Jason is the man"....ugh. I am nervous as hell that The Clapping Carrot is ONCE again going to pull his butt out of the fire. Nice win...congratulations....but TOO LATE....seen it before. I am ALL in next week with the Eagles....enough of this crap...lets end this S right now, and start over next year with a HC who can win games like today on a constant basis. Ok, I'm done....who is with me?
I for one would like to know the coach that wins consistently in this league? Very few. Lose 3 and win one (albeit, a big one against a formidable opponent), and we still have a long way to go and a very short time to get there. Not sayin we can't, just sayin it's hard to turn inconsistent into consistent in 2 weeks.
 

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Jerry and Stephen know Garrett is done. This team isn't good enough to make it far in the playoffs (or even make it at all). Jerry is just happy that Garrett won't go out a complete loser
 

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No prediction, but if they win in Philadelphia next week and win the home game vs. the wildcard, Jerry extends Garrett. It's what Jerry does and Garrett is the Rasputin of NFL coaches.
I agree, but they cant win the WC game , since we are the lowest div winner, we will play the best WC team which looks to be SF or Sea, right now it is
SF.
Dallas might beat Sea but not SF.
But I see just getting there again and beat by a good team and jerry will extend JG, they love the guy.
 

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I've seen this post game look from him before after a nice win...the look that says "we are back on track"...."Jason is the man"....ugh. I am nervous as hell that The Clapping Carrot is ONCE again going to pull his butt out of the fire. Nice win...congratulations....but TOO LATE....seen it before. I am ALL in next week with the Eagles....enough of this crap...lets end this S right now, and start over next year with a HC who can win games like today on a constant basis. Ok, I'm done....who is with me?

He can't sell Jason to this fan base anymore unless he has some hardware to show for it. He knows that.

Only the ultra homers will buy into more Garrett.
 

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I've seen this post game look from him before after a nice win...the look that says "we are back on track"...."Jason is the man"....ugh. I am nervous as hell that The Clapping Carrot is ONCE again going to pull his butt out of the fire. Nice win...congratulations....but TOO LATE....seen it before. I am ALL in next week with the Eagles....enough of this crap...lets end this S right now, and start over next year with a HC who can win games like today on a constant basis. Ok, I'm done....who is with me?

For good reason. 70/30 he’s the coach again next year.
 

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I agree, but they cant win the WC game , since we are the lowest div winner, we will play the best WC team which looks to be SF or Sea, right now it is
SF.
Dallas might beat Sea but not SF.
But I see just getting there again and beat by a good team and jerry will extend JG, they love the guy.

That scenario probably happens (SF WC game). But, just consider that the Cowboys will be at home and the team could pull out the rousing full Rams performance again and advance. For a decade we've watched Garret's Desperation (ergo, save his job) wins buy more time, and heard "how Jerry and the players like him" .
 

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We have a weak army that's willing to forgive all after just one decent game.
I never really had an issue with Jason in the first place. I’m going along with the locker room I think it’s their decision. Is there poor play resemblance of how they feel. Not after this win. Seems they don’t have an issue with him at all. It’s just us fans
 

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I never really had an issue with Jason in the first place. I’m going along with the locker room I think it’s their decision. Is there poor play resemblance of how they feel. Not after this win. Seems they don’t have an issue with him at all. It’s just us fans

The players are probably petrified that a new coach will actually bust their butts in practice, make them accountable, and maybe even cut guys that underperform.

Desperately playing hard to keep Camp Cupcake and all the brand meetings crap alive.
 

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The players are probably petrified that a new coach will actually bust their butts in practice, make them accountable, and maybe even cut guys that underperform.

Desperately playing hard to keep Camp Cupcake and all the brand meetings crap alive.
I don’t believe that at all. But Whatever worksmy cowboy brother
 

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I've seen this post game look from him before after a nice win...the look that says "we are back on track"...."Jason is the man"....ugh. I am nervous as hell that The Clapping Carrot is ONCE again going to pull his butt out of the fire. Nice win...congratulations....but TOO LATE....seen it before. I am ALL in next week with the Eagles....enough of this crap...lets end this S right now, and start over next year with a HC who can win games like today on a constant basis. Ok, I'm done....who is with me?

That will be gone as soon as they lose a playoff game (or don't make the playoffs).
 

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JG only stays if he wins the Super Bowl

winning this crap division this year isn’t some huge achievement
I wish I shared your sentiments. JJ is an egotistical, demented soul who would rather lose his way than win on the account of someone (other than a Jones) more influential with the team than him. It's fact and it's written. Jason is in his control and his adopted son that reflects his way of winning. That's awful hard for a sick minded owner to let go.
 

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I've seen this post game look from him before after a nice win...the look that says "we are back on track"...."Jason is the man"....ugh. I am nervous as hell that The Clapping Carrot is ONCE again going to pull his butt out of the fire. Nice win...congratulations....but TOO LATE....seen it before. I am ALL in next week with the Eagles....enough of this crap...lets end this S right now, and start over next year with a HC who can win games like today on a constant basis. Ok, I'm done....who is with me?

I wish I believed the talk of superbowl or bust for Garrett. Would make it easier to be excited about a playoff berth.
 
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