BrAinPaiNt;3016406 said:Bud light presents...
(Real men of Genius)
Today we salute you, Mr Blunt, in your face, not going to change, sports reporter columnist guy.
(Mr Blunt, in your face sports reporter columnist guy)
Cloaked in opinions portrayed as the truth, you boldly stand guard like a statue of freedom that does not sway with the wind.
(You are hard like a Marble statue)
You proudly proclaim for the complainers not to complain about your complaints of the team.
(Tough guys should not sound like victims)
So crack open an Ice Cold Bud Light you Vanguard of the Verbiage against the Virulent Vermin Viewership and their Vexation of your Vestal Volition even when you play the Victim.
(Virgin is another word that starts with V)
(Real men of Genius)
theogt;3016041 said:LOL @ the implication that the "the truth" is his opinion.
Are you trying to make me pee my pants?BrAinPaiNt;3016406 said:Bud light presents...
(Real men of Genius)
Today we salute you, Mr Blunt, in your face, not going to change, sports reporter columnist guy.
(Mr Blunt, in your face sports reporter columnist guy)
Cloaked in opinions portrayed as the truth, you boldly stand guard like a statue of freedom that does not sway with the wind.
(You are hard like a Marble statue)
You proudly proclaim for the complainers not to complain about your complaints of the team.
(Tough guys should not sound like victims)
So crack open an Ice Cold Bud Light you Vanguard of the Verbiage against the Virulent Vermin Viewership and their Vexation of your Vestal Volition even when you play the Victim.
(Virgin is another word that starts with V)
(Real men of Genius)
BrAinPaiNt;3016406 said:Bud light presents...
(Real men of Genius)
Today we salute you, Mr Blunt, in your face, not going to change, sports reporter columnist guy.
(Mr Blunt, in your face sports reporter columnist guy)
Cloaked in opinions portrayed as the truth, you boldly stand guard like a statue of freedom that does not sway with the wind.
(You are hard like a Marble statue)
You proudly proclaim for the complainers not to complain about your complaints of the team.
(Tough guys should not sound like victims)
So crack open an Ice Cold Bud Light you Vanguard of the Verbiage against the Virulent Vermin Viewership and their Vexation of your Vestal Volition even when you play the Victim.
(Virgin is another word that starts with V)
(Real men of Genius)
Post of the year.BrAinPaiNt;3016406 said:Bud light presents...
(Real men of Genius)
Today we salute you, Mr Blunt, in your face, not going to change, sports reporter columnist guy.
(Mr Blunt, in your face sports reporter columnist guy)
Cloaked in opinions portrayed as the truth, you boldly stand guard like a statue of freedom that does not sway with the wind.
(You are hard like a Marble statue)
You proudly proclaim for the complainers not to complain about your complaints of the team.
(Tough guys should not sound like victims)
So crack open an Ice Cold Bud Light you Vanguard of the Verbiage against the Virulent Vermin Viewership and their Vexation of your Vestal Volition even when you play the Victim.
(Virgin is another word that starts with V)
(Real men of Genius)
theogt;3016041 said:LOL @ the implication that the "the truth" is his opinion.
jterrell;3016116 said:By playing better of course he means winning a super bowl because we all know 13-3 and a first round playoff loss isn't the formula for shutting any of the Haters up.!
Mr. Taylor.cowboyjoe;3015996 said:Two weeks ago after I wrote a piece on Tony Romo, I had an animated 30-minute discussion with Jay Ratliff, Jason Hatcher, Andre Gurode, Roy Williams, Martellus Bennett and Stephen Bowen about the column.
At one point, voices were raised. None of us, though, ever crossed the line.
BrAinPaiNt;3016406 said:Bud light presents...
(Real men of Genius)
Today we salute you, Mr Blunt, in your face, not going to change, sports reporter columnist guy.
(Mr Blunt, in your face sports reporter columnist guy)
Cloaked in opinions portrayed as the truth, you boldly stand guard like a statue of freedom that does not sway with the wind.
(You are hard like a Marble statue)
You proudly proclaim for the complainers not to complain about your complaints of the team.
(Tough guys should not sound like victims)
So crack open an Ice Cold Bud Light you Vanguard of the Verbiage against the Virulent Vermin Viewership and their Vexation of your Vestal Volition even when you play the Victim.
(Virgin is another word that starts with V)
(Real men of Genius)
Is the humor meter around here broke or what?Double Trouble;3016184 said:I doubt seriously that they threatened to do any such thing. Unless you believe that several of our players are ******** thugs.
theogt;3016041 said:LOL @ the implication that the "the truth" is his opinion.
Boyzmamacita;3016122 said:Translation: Two weeks ago, I did a hatchet job on Tony Romo and for 30 minutes, six Cowboys players threatened to wipe the floor with my ***.
BrAinPaiNt;3016406 said:Bud light presents...