Johnny and amber again

[CyberB0b]

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This is very concerning.

Has anyone, watching the court proceedings, noticed someone sitting in the gallery, who has an oblong shaped head?

I saw him in the front row of the court.

 

[DallasEast]

I saw him in the front row of the court.

Hopefully bailiffs are keeping a close eye on him. He could go off at any moment and jump on Heard. "THIS ONE'S FOR JOHNNY!!!"

 

[speedkilz88]

 

[MWH1967]

Did she really? Anyone got her number?

some of you guys

 

[CalPolyTechnique]

I watched a 30 minute clip of the proceedings where J. Depp was on the stand.

Something about his cadence, or the way he talks is really kind of painful to listen to.

 

[Mountaineerfan]

I watched a 30 minute clip of the proceedings where J. Depp was on the stand.

Something about his cadence, or the way he talks is really kind of painful to listen to.

I think it's that fake england-ish jack sparrow accent he is stuck talking with. I mean I know he was in lots of movies as ole jack, but I want to grab him and say you're from Kentucky Dummy.

 

[CalPolyTechnique]

I think it's that fake england-ish jack sparrow accent he is stuck talking with. I mean I know he was in lots of movies as ole jack, but I want to grab him and say you're from Kentucky Dummy.

Page out of Madonna’s playbook.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

I'm BBAAAAAAAACK from the Amber Heard trial. I knocked out the bailiff with chloroform and stole his clothes and gun so that I would have a perfect view of everything. It worked for several days until the judge figured it out. I should have kept my mouth shut. I blurted out, "Look how guilty that ***** looks!" I just couldn't help myself. Even though I looked like the bailiff, my voice wasn't the same, and that's when the judge figured it out. She had me thrown me into the slammer.

Now I'm being charged with assault and impersonating a courtroom officer, but it was worth it to see that evil woman squirm in person. Plus, my telepathy works better in visual sight. It was my laser telepathy that kept making her feel more and more guilty and squirm, ha ha ha ha.

I finally made bail. Btw, can you donate to my legal fund? I need a good lawyer.

 

[CyberB0b]

I watched a 30 minute clip of the proceedings where J. Depp was on the stand.

Something about his cadence, or the way he talks is really kind of painful to listen to.

Yeah, once he went pirate, he was never the same.

 

[CalPolyTechnique]

Man, she is a smoke show though…

 

[rags747]

Been watching a lot of the Law & Crime Network on YouTube, they are covering the whole trial. I will say that there are a lot of very interesting characters taking the stand, an intriguing watch for sure. It would seem that Amber has been caught in lies a couple of times, makeup and donations. Also seems that Elon made a $500k payment to the ACLU on behalf of Amber, interesting.

 

[DFWJC]

They are both incredibly unstable
But I do think the violent one is Heard.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

I have found a few of these very humorous and entertaining,

The guy testifying over zoom while in his car and vaping had me cracking up.
The other when heards lawyer was questioning the man about Johnny Depp peeing the hallway and asking if he seen Johnny with his member out. his answer made me really laugh out loud.

 

[rags747]

I have found a few of these very humorous and entertaining,

The guy testifying over zoom while in his car and vaping had me cracking up.
The other when heards lawyer was questioning the man about Johnny Depp peeing the hallway and asking if he seen Johnny with his member out. his answer made me really laugh out loud.

Agreed, both excellent! The dude in the car finally just started driving away, has to be a first. Also, the agent with CAA that was Johnnys rep, another character. He was Lady Gaga’s fiancé I just found out. People that have taken the stand so far all seem to say that Johnny was a really nice guy.

 

[nightrain]

So, who was the poor bastad left with the task of cleaning up after Amber and I wonder what her family is feeling about that lovely imagery.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

 

[jnday]

Did she really? Anyone got her number?

She tried to blame it on the dogs, but Captain Jack couldn’t be fooled. He is a first rate turd detective.

 

[jnday]

So, who was the poor bastad left with the task of cleaning up after Amber and I wonder what her family is feeling about that lovely imagery.

IIRC, one of the maids had to clean it up. I think she testified that it was not a dog turd.

 

[jnday]

I'm BBAAAAAAAACK from the Amber Heard trial. I knocked out the bailiff with chloroform and stole his clothes and gun so that I would have a perfect view of everything. It worked for several days until the judge figured it out. I should have kept my mouth shut. I blurted out, "Look how guilty that ***** looks!" I just couldn't help myself. Even though I looked like the bailiff, my voice wasn't the same, and that's when the judge figured it out. She had me thrown me into the slammer.

Now I'm being charged with assault and impersonating a courtroom officer, but it was worth it to see that evil woman squirm in person. Plus, my telepathy works better in visual sight. It was my laser telepathy that kept making her feel more and more guilty and squirm, ha ha ha ha.

I finally made bail. Btw, can you donate to my legal fund? I need a good lawyer.

From what I have seen, you better not hire Amber’s lawyer. She is getting torched.

 

[jnday]

Agreed, both excellent! The dude in the car finally just started driving away, has to be a first. Also, the agent with CAA that was Johnnys rep, another character. He was Lady Gaga’s fiancé I just found out. People that have taken the stand so far all seem to say that Johnny was a really nice guy.

And they all seem to say that Amber is a hateful, psycho witch.