Just For Fun: You Win Lottery and Buy The Cowboys

[Whirlwin]

I'd hire Jerry, give him full control of circumciseing all the mosquitos on my ranch!

Didn’t we finally kill off the killer Hornets. Lol that was on the morning news. I thought that was a big deal.
Yes, I think Jerry could get rid of the mosquitoes . Circumcision would probably do that.

 

[Vanilla2]

I’m taking care of everything from the socks to the jocks!

 

[Whirlwin]

I’m taking care of everything from the socks to the jocks!

As long as you keep the color scheme normal. You probably won’t lose many fans.

 

[JayFord]

I tell the fans right to their faces the first 2 years are going to be ROUGH I’m talking 3 wins rough

Mike is gone
Dak is gone
Martin is gone
Lawrence is gone

Why? We have seen Dak and Mikes ceiling…..elite in regular season and abysmal in the playoffs

Martin just because he’s at the tail end and we need to rebuild the line

Same with Lawrence

I love all these people but their time is up

I draft a QB in the first round and the best back available after that be it another first round pick or high second

I hired a coach who is a disciplinarian idc if he’s not good at X’s and O’s that’s what coordinators are for

I hire an iron fisted GM no nonsense, and I put pressure on him/her everyday so they walk around mad and don’t like people and they put pressure on the coaches to hold players accountable

I run a boring organization and I personally give 0 interviews I can’t tell a grown adult what to do but I encourage them to be short with their responses

This is a football team not a sideshow

We burn the seafoam green pants I mean you NEVER see them again and we get a set of blue pants to go with white pants and silver pants

 

[Vanilla2]

As long as you keep the color scheme normal. You probably won’t lose many fans.

Did I hear you want seafoam pants? Your wish is my command!

 

[Tabascocat]

Hi, my name is Joe Shmo, I am handling the keys to my new GM to make all football decisions. If anyone needs to contact me, my mega yachts phone number is xxx-xxx-xxxx. Adios, you won’t hear from me unless a firing or celebration is needed.

 

[Whirlwin]

Did I hear you want seafoam pants? Your wish is my command!

Seafoam, they must be blue

 

[Ranching]

Hi, my name is Joe Shmo, I am handling the keys to my new GM to make all football decisions. If anyone needs to contact me, my mega yachts phone number is xxx-xxx-xxxx. Adios, you won’t hear from me unless a firing or celebration is needed.

I'll send you my resume...I'll turn the haters into homers! Lol

 

[Whirlwin]

I'll send you my resume...I'll turn the haters into homers! Lol

You know that’s a good idea,
I wish I had thought of it
We can get enough coaching , coordinators.
right from this site. Just think of the media.

 

[mrmojo]

I would go back to the Serif number style on the Cowboys uniform used in the 60s and 70s, that was changed in 1982. I would also bring back the 70s blue uniforms (the Jinx uniforms).

 

[Whirlwin]

I would go back to the Serif number style on the Cowboys uniform used in the 60s and 70s, that was changed in 1982. I would also bring back the 70s blue uniforms (the Jinx uniforms).

Might as well get the important things out of the way first.

 

[JohnnyTheFox]

If it were me I'm sure somewhere along the way I would fire the whole Jones Family, tell him to hit the door and don't come back

 

[Plankton]

I would hire the Joneses in their current roles.

At the introductory press conference, I would fire them in the opening statement, and say that no one is free from accountability in this organization. I would then work to hire the best GM possible, and let them dictate the on field operation.

I would also look to hire an augmented/virtual reality design team to build a "football flight simulator" to train players at their positions in a virtual setting. Find ways to import playbook data from other teams, and use QC data from down and distance tendencies, formations, blitz packages, etc. to give young players the opportunity to hone their skills in a lab that is as realistic as possible without detracting from the prep time for the veteran starters.

 

[mrmojo]

Might as well get the important things out of the way first.

You look good, you feel good.....

Might as well get the important things out of the way first.

Dress for success.....I will continue the tradition of merchandise championships.......

 

[Whirlwin]

You look good, you feel good.....

Dress for success.....I will continue the tradition of merchandise championships.......

Deion Sanders

 

[Whirlwin]

If it were me I'm sure somewhere along the way I would fire the whole Jones Family, tell him to hit the door and don't come back

You just bought the team from them, I think they already know that

 

[Coogiguy03]

How come?

Because there won't be as much marketing, not sure that's really Stephens thing, he's a cap guy

 

[Coogiguy03]

Actually, kind of foolish don’t you think. L O L.

Watch it

 

[OmerV]

Sadly, I run it just like Jerrah!

Hire some good people around me, but I'd make the decisions. Different ones though.

1. Fire everyone there.
2. Hire smarter people.
3. Fail.
4. Sell the team.
5. Drink.

This was worth a chuckle.

 

[Whirlwin]

Watch it

Happy holidays, brother