Kobe Cracks Joke About Cowboys

[Manster68]

In my experience it's usually something like "You want fries with that?"

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Good one

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[juck]

Lequeen the basketball player<<<<<<<<<Kobe the basketball player

 

[FCBarca]

The things some of you zoners get all worked up about, boggle the mind

 

[Seven]

Ah yes, Lopez Tonight, soon to go the way of The Magic Hour, Keenan Ivory Wayans, Vibe and The Chevy Chase Show into the annals of forgotten bore.

Horrible, horrible "show". I use that term loosely. What's with the sounding like he's in a bucket approach? Cheap sound equipment? No attention to detail when it came to building acoustics?

 

[NextGenBoys]

I thought it was hilarious Kobe and DFish pokin some fun at each other.

And Kobe is still better than Lebron.

Slate, how did those basketball predictions go for you last year in the playoffs?

Because if you go back, I'll bet you I hit on every one of mine. I'll make another one too...Shaq isn't going to do anything for Cleveland. The best defender they had for Dwight was Ben Wallace and he's no longer there.

Untill they find a big who can guard the perimiter, move his feet down low with Dwight, and step out on the pick and roll, it's going to be the same formula against Orlando in the playoffs.

*Edit* And they play tonight! We'll have to watch and see, even though Orlando is without Rashard.

 

[KingintheNorth]

I'm not anti-Lebron. He's a Cowboy fan and an amazing basketball player..but as far as him being better than Kobe...

 

[BigStar]

He grew up in philly bf he went to europe...

 

[Bleu Star]

Lequeen the basketball player<<<<<<<<<Kobe the basketball player

 

[Goldenrichards83]

I'm not anti-Lebron. He's a Cowboy fan and an amazing basketball player..but as far as him being better than Kobe...

 

[jackrussell]

The things some of you zoners get all worked up about, boggle the mind

Aint that the truth.

 

[TwoCentPlain]

Kobe the accused rapist. Ha ha.

And after the rape trial he goes out and buys his wife a $5 million ring. And Shaq comments that Kobe "has to buy love." Classic putdown.

 

[Temo]

Yep. Derek Fisher is a Cowboys fan and Kobe is from the Philly area so they have a friendly rivalry going. I have no problem with that and it certainly doesn't make Kobe a "dirtbag". Guys who root for their home team are hardly "dirtbags".

Bryant is a great player and has really matured over the last few years since Shaq left.


And to Slate, how many rings does "King James" have? His trophy case and the Eagles' trophy case look oddly similar... :trophy:

Sorry, but the rings thing doesn't fly when Lebron carries his team every night. Dude's a special player. Can't say **** about him.

 

[ThreeSportStar80]

I can't hate on my boy KB24... He's from Philly, what do you expect.

Kobe is the real king of the NBA.

 

[JBond]

Ah yes, Lopez Tonight, soon to go the way of The Magic Hour, Keenan Ivory Wayans, Vibe and The Chevy Chase Show into the annals of forgotten bore.

I kinda liked the Chevy Chase show. The fish in the background were a little distracting though.

 

[Hostile]

Kobe the accused rapist. Ha ha.

And after the rape trial he goes out and buys his wife a $5 million ring. And Shaq comments that Kobe "has to buy love." Classic putdown.

I know someone who knows the girl he "raped" personally. He told me that the night it allegedly happened that she was at a party he was also attending. She was bragging to people about having had sex with Kobe and about how large he was.

Do with that info what you will.

 

[JBond]

I know someone who knows the girl he "raped" personally. He told me that the night it allegedly happened that she was at a party he was also attending. She was bragging to people about having had sex with Kobe and about how large he was.

Do with that info what you will.

If he was married at the time then he is a piece of ****. Simple really. Scum bags cheat, thus he is a scumbag.

 

[Hostile]

If he was married at the time then he is a piece of ****. Simple really. Scum bags cheat, thus he is a scumbag.

I addressed rape allegations not adultery. But thank you for believing I need you to be my conscience. Funny, you don't look like an animated green grasshopper.

 

[SLATEmosphere]

I know it's friendly banter but I didn't know Kobe was an Eagles fan.

I strongly disliked him before, now this just crosses the line.

And LOL at the ringless LeBron posts. He's 24 years old that gets ZERO help. Jordan didn't win his first one till he was 25. Cavs are getting Bosh next year and then the rattling off of rings will begin.

 

[KingintheNorth]

If he was married at the time then he is a piece of ****. Simple really. Scum bags cheat, thus he is a scumbag.

Would that include Michael Irvin?

I think we are human and we make mistakes. We should be judged on our whole lives not just our weakest moments.

 

[Gemini Dolly]

I understand why Kobe would be a Philly fan, but whats this about Lebron being a Cowboys fan?? Since when?