Let's air quote Stephen Jones' entire career

[Aven8]

Stephen Jones knows acquiring "talent" is a "24 hours a day, 365 days a year" job.

Except while on spring break!

 

[LysleE]

We need to evaluate players “holistically”

 

[CCBoy]

Stephen has one of the toughest jobs in serving the Cowboys as his daddy's executive vice president. It requires him to support an old fool who has a proven record as a horrible General Manager. Supporting a known alcoholic with dementia is an impossible task from the start.

He's also far from proving himself as a capable manager of the team's finances. Specializing in signing third-tier veteran free agents for peanuts will never be a good way to manage the teams' talent quests. Good talents being offered far less than other teams can't work, either. It's just hopeless.

Oh, there is some reasonable in the mix also.

No where approaching ownership of a Sterling in the NBA. That guy made $2B when he sold his team before it was taken by the NBA. Fowl and still made a ton of money.

 

[HabsCowboysOwn]

His acne craters are “barely noticeable“ and he “looks good” for his age according to his 19 yo “friends” and hanging out with college girls when you‘re 60+ is “normal” according to daddy Jerry.

 

[dupree89]

We need to evaluate players “holistically”

jerry thought you said "horribly"

 

[32BellyOption]

Jethro doesn’t have a “career” he’s daddies little helper.

 

[plasticman]

I have been searching for this article forever and I can't find it.

It described a confrontation between Stephen and Bill Parcells.

Parcells had always considered the lockerroom his domain. He gave instructions that he should never be interrupted when "communicating" with the team during halftime of a game.

When Stephen entered the Lockeroom one halftime, Parcells demanded that he leave. Stephen refused, citing that he had the right to go anywhere he pleased. Parcells was livid. Long before the arrival of TO, I think Parcells realized that he could not build the desired chemistry for a SB team under someone like Stephen Jones.

I remember this, but I understand the doubt until I actually locate the article.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

By now Cowboys fans are probably well aware of Stephen Jones using “air quotes” multiple times yesterday when describing our “playoff drought“ in his words using the double finger air quotes sign. As if this team winning 4 wild card playoff games in three decades was not factual but just some “overused media stunt”.

His arrogance and hubris is mind numbing. Which leads me to using some humor right back at the nepotism poster boy himself. Here are some “air quotes” that might best describe “Li’l Stevie”:

• Stephen Jones is a “winner”.
• Stephen Jones “earned” his spot as an NFL executive.
• Stephen Jones is an “expert” at managing the salary cap.
• Stephen Jones is ”qualified for his job”.
• Stephen Jones exemplifies ”merit based accomplishments.”
• Stephen Jones would be “sought after” by other NFL teams if he weren’t in Dallas.

What else? What are some “air quotes” you would like to send SJ? If only we could send them to him personally,

One could call him a dei hire.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

I have been searching for this article forever and I can't find it.

It described a confrontation between Stephen and Bill Parcells.

Parcells had always considered the lockerroom his domain. He gave instructions that he should never be interrupted when "communicating" with the team during halftime of a game.

When Stephen entered the Lockeroom one halftime, Parcells demanded that he leave. Stephen refused, citing that he had the right to go anywhere he pleased. Parcells was livid. Long before the arrival of TO, I think Parcells realized that he could not build the desired chemistry for a SB team under someone like Stephen Jones.

I remember this, but I understand the doubt until I actually locate the article.

bill Parcells is so touchy. She is now 83 and less touchy now that she's irrelevant.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

He was just giving these "nice" girls a "ride" on his "business" bus.

prepping them for their advance placement tests.

 

[plasticman]

bill Parcells is so touchy. She is now 83 and less touchy now that she's irrelevant.

He turned four different losing teams into playoff teams. He earned the right to do things his way despite the whining of a few former players about his style.

 

[noshame]

" granny says we're having possum stew tonight daddy!"

 

[VaqueroTD]

He was just giving these "nice" girls a "ride" on his "business" bus.

It’s good to be the king. Or Jerry Jones’s son.

 

[Diehardblues]

At least Stephen isn’t the media hungry football celebrity diva his father is.

Overall Jethro’s kids appear to be much more capable at their responsibilities and less flamboyant than their reckless daddy.

 

[Cmac]

Participation Certificates have become acceptable.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

He turned four different losing teams into playoff teams. He earned the right to do things his way despite the whining of a few former players about his style.

The fact remains she is still irrelevant.

 

[atlantacowboy]

He turned four different losing teams into playoff teams. He earned the right to do things his way despite the whining of a few former players about his style.

Don't argue with the insane board posters.

 

[plasticman]

The fact remains she is still irrelevant.

I suppose, but only if you consider a Hall of Fame, 2-time SB champion, 15th all-time winning, one of a very few that took two different teams to a Super Bowl head coach.......to be irrelevant.

History disagrees with you, sir.

His name will echo through the annals of football history forever.

Poems shall be written; songs will be sung..........

 

[cowboyed]

Let's middle finger quote Stephen Jones' career to date.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

I suppose, but only if you consider a Hall of Fame, 2-time SB champion, 15th all-time winning, one of a very few that took two different teams to a Super Bowl head coach.......to be irrelevant.

History disagrees with you, sir.

His name will echo through the annals of football history forever.

Poems shall be written; songs will be sung..........

Poems shall be written; songs will be sung..........
That was good.
David Crockett and Lombardini are also legend. But in the here and now, purely irrelevant.