Let's air quote Stephen Jones' entire career

[Ranching]

By now Cowboys fans are probably well aware of Stephen Jones using “air quotes” multiple times yesterday when describing our “playoff drought“ in his words using the double finger air quotes sign. As if this team winning 4 wild card playoff games in three decades was not factual but just some “overused media stunt”.

His arrogance and hubris is mind numbing. Which leads me to using some humor right back at the nepotism poster boy himself. Here are some “air quotes” that might best describe “Li’l Stevie”:

• Stephen Jones is a “winner”.
• Stephen Jones “earned” his spot as an NFL executive.
• Stephen Jones is an “expert” at managing the salary cap.
• Stephen Jones is ”qualified for his job”.
• Stephen Jones exemplifies ”merit based accomplishments.”
• Stephen Jones would be “sought after” by other NFL teams if he weren’t in Dallas.

What else? What are some “air quotes” you would like to send SJ? If only we could send them to him personally,

I'd only use my middle fingers when I sent jim an air quote...it'd probably be something like, keep it up and you'll get 'ALMOST' as many hate threads as your daddy.

 

[Valkyr]

With 35 years of NFL experience, Stephen Jones has established himself as one of the most successful and versatile executives in professional sports, serving as the Cowboys Chief Operating Officer and Co-Owner and President of AT&T Stadium.

 

[Bullflop]

Stephen has one of the toughest jobs in serving the Cowboys as his daddy's executive vice president. It requires him to support an old fool who has a proven record as a horrible General Manager. Supporting a known alcoholic with dementia is an impossible task from the start.

He's also far from proving himself as a capable manager of the team's finances. Specializing in signing third-tier veteran free agents for peanuts will never be a good way to manage the teams' talent quests. Good talents being offered far less than other teams can't work, either. It's just hopeless.

 

[HungryLion]

He’s gonna “roll his sleeves up and get to work”. As he likes to say.

 

[Bobhaze]

Stephen Jones has “earned” the “respect“ of his fellow NFL executives who also got where they are on “merit”.

 

[Rayman70]

"fart"

 

[Havic]

"Let me ask my dad"

 

[Asklesko]

Stephen jones has a "career"

 

[Rayman70]

"we have consequences to the cap allocations." Whatever the heck he meant by that bs. Thats his favorite thing. All I know is he isn't very creative or wiling to be creative with the cap like other teams.

 

[SlammedZero]

Is this real? lol
Jerry did say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
https://www.tmz.com/2014/08/06/dallas-cowboys-jerry-jones-son-stephen-team-bus-sunset-strip-video/

That video is hilarious. The moment he realized someone was recording through the window, he ducked back real quick.

 

[Ozymandias]

Don’t need air quotes…he’s not good at his job or the “future” job he’ll have once daddy croaks…


My bad. I did need one air quote. Lol

 

[McCarthyMustGo]

By now Cowboys fans are probably well aware of Stephen Jones using “air quotes” multiple times yesterday when describing our “playoff drought“ in his words using the double finger air quotes sign. As if this team winning 4 wild card playoff games in three decades was not factual but just some “overused media stunt”.

His arrogance and hubris is mind numbing. Which leads me to using some humor right back at the nepotism poster boy himself. Here are some “air quotes” that might best describe “Li’l Stevie”:

• Stephen Jones is a “winner”.
• Stephen Jones “earned” his spot as an NFL executive.
• Stephen Jones is an “expert” at managing the salary cap.
• Stephen Jones is ”qualified for his job”.
• Stephen Jones exemplifies ”merit based accomplishments.”
• Stephen Jones would be “sought after” by other NFL teams if he weren’t in Dallas.

What else? What are some “air quotes” you would like to send SJ? If only we could send them to him personally

By now Cowboys fans are probably well aware of Stephen Jones using “air quotes” multiple times yesterday when describing our “playoff drought“ in his words using the double finger air quotes sign. As if this team winning 4 wild card playoff games in three decades was not factual but just some “overused media stunt”.

His arrogance and hubris is mind numbing. Which leads me to using some humor right back at the nepotism poster boy himself. Here are some “air quotes” that might best describe “Li’l Stevie”:

• Stephen Jones is a “winner”.
• Stephen Jones “earned” his spot as an NFL executive.
• Stephen Jones is an “expert” at managing the salary cap.
• Stephen Jones is ”qualified for his job”.
• Stephen Jones exemplifies ”merit based accomplishments.”
• Stephen Jones would be “sought after” by other NFL teams if he weren’t in Dallas.

What else? What are some “air quotes” you would like to send SJ? If only we could send them to him personally,

He is famous for being the result of Jerry doing the deed.

 

[JohnnyTheFox]

I remember his reply after the team getting lambasted by the saints.*they were just hot* or something similar. Dude is a worthless tool

 

[Hoofbite]

"the Cap is a myth!"

Followed by a decade of restructuring to get under the cap, a lack of quality free agent moves, players leaving for not giving hometown discounts, etc.

There was a time on this board where everyone bought into Steven’s nonsense. It’s good to see people see it for what it is.

 

[Coogiguy03]

Followed by a decade of restructuring to get under the cap, a lack of quality free agent moves, players leaving for not giving hometown discounts, etc.

There was a time on this board where everyone bought into Steven’s nonsense. It’s good to see people see it for what it is.

I said this a few weeks ago lol he's no longer fooling anyone especially with the lack of money we don't have we have access to the teams financials

 

[Machete]

I wonder when, and the rejoice will be bountiful, when Jerry dies if the NFL will continue to tolerate his ***.

 

[atlantacowboy]

Can this thread be pinned for a few weeks? Its the only good thing that's happened so far this offseason.

 

[_sturt_]

I was so over this conversation about air quotes about two seconds after someone felt triggered to bring it up.

Just for the record. I don't even care. Why? How does this even barely change anything? He's the same Stephen Jones we'd all perceived to begin with.

That's all I've got.

As you were. Back to your jibber jabber about yada yada yada... a thread about nothing.

 

[Bobhaze]

I was so over this conversation about air quotes about two seconds after someone felt triggered to bring it up.

Just for the record. I don't even care. Why? How does this even barely change anything? He's the same Stephen Jones we'd all perceived to begin with.

That's all I've got.

As you were. Back to your jibber jabber about yada yada yada... a thread about nothing.

Just having a little fun here in a not so fun time to be a Cowboys fan.

 

[Cowboys5217]

Stephen's only qualifications for the job he's had all this time is that he was the "fastest swimmer" at conception time.