Life's somewhat regretful mistakes

[waldoputty]

Ha-Ha-Ha,,,
The only thing I've found funnier than you today Putty,was an MRE North Korean field ration review on YouTube by a dude goes by the name of Steve Montana,,, I mean it looks exactly like some kinda crap you'd personally issue to yer' pathetic puny Putty forces were you a CHI-COM dictator,only not nearly as generous in proportions,,,

Ya,I'm certain of it,,,


(I've kinda gotten a kick out watching this one dude that goes by the name of "steve1989 mre info" as that dude cracks me up, like when he smells a can of goop that was once the 'main' of like a 1954 u.s. c-ration and starts coughing & gagging, recovers somewhat and nose hits it again,,, it's HILARIOUS
Then at the ends of his vids, he kicks it with a 50 year old lucky strike or Chesterfield cigerrette that used to come in the ration and a canteen cup of the instant coffee,,, I can remember drinking that instant coffee& a Marlboro early in the mornings while out on maneuvers,good times)

melon-honey,

u should know putty forces are more like hipster warfare with cell phone controlled drones with AI pattern recognition capabilities based on neural network chips


u really need to stop using the world war i trench warfare casing liner

 

[waldoputty]

You know if maxdogg is anything like Mcgruff the Crime Dog, don't be surprised if he bites you where the Lord split you. I just hope Ranching is there to tack a picture of it. Would be hilarious to see Putty with teeth marks on his bum.... LOL

Sorry to hear about the strippers Melon. Seems Putty had them on speed dial.

sorry bishop bro.
@maxdogg is fearful of being a delicacy in putty's chinese cooking

 

[The Dark Bishop]

,,,er,,,Maximus ain't gonna groove to the way the "take" on that post could be construed, D.B. my brother.

What did I do? I was saying Putty snuck in through the little doggie door to the rear entrance of the Tavern. Someone else made it perverse..... lol

 

[waldoputty]

What did I do? I was saying Putty snuck in through the little doggie door to the rear entrance of the Tavern. Someone else made it perverse..... lol

bishop getting it from both ends

 

[Melonfeud]

sorry melon has multiple strippers already.
and u r too late.
putty has already bribed them to utterly defeat melon in one of our early lopsided rounds.

Ya,right! all hookers completely succumb to yer' overwhelming offer of $3, 2 cold rice balls with pocket lint garnish & that twirling dead rat on a string that I landed up side yer' head, when you answered yer' door, , ,saved that dead rat on a string as a fond memento did ya,Putty?,,,

 

[waldoputty]

Ya,right! all hookers completely succumb to yer' overwhelming offer of $3, 2 cold rice balls with pocket lint garnish & that twirling dead rat on a string that I landed up side yer' head, when you answered yer' door, , ,saved that dead rat on a string as a fond memento did ya,Putty?,,,

if that is what u pay ur hookers, no wonder they join the putty side so quickly and willingly.
putty always pays well.
sorry melon bro
ur hookers sold u out
now when u get the urge, u better stitch the backdoor together real tight

 

[Melonfeud]

O.k. stop( and I'm guilty of this derailment, also)
No more chitty-chat b.s. bantering, let's stay on some semblance of thread focus here,,,o.k.?,,,Waldo???

 

[waldoputty]

O.k. stop( and I'm guilty of this derailment, also)
No more chitty-chat b.s. bantering, let's stay on some semblance of thread focus here,,,o.k.?

ok bro, our merriment knows no ends.
we can pick this up in the beer thread when u have the urge

 

[Melonfeud]

ok bro, our merriment knows no ends.
we can pick this up in the beer thread when u have the urge

Thank you for that faint glimpse of non evil humanlike casing-liner,,,

 

[Melonfeud]

About that 65 acres up in Oklahoma? My friend was telling me that there was an Indian who owned the land between it and the Canadian river and I could probably work out something with him in gaining and cutting an access road to the river, dude said there was enough 'timber' on that 65 acres, that logging it would probably bring in enough to pay itself off ( I had zero interest in stripping any trees off of it,that's for sure)and he said just about in the middle of that property was a big bowl shaped depression with a huge white rock right smack in the middle of it,said it was the damnedest thing he'd ever seen& never could figure out the what or why as to it's being,,,

 

[Trouty]

I have zero problems with shots, especially the dilaudid or the morphine variety

However, she has only given me that on rare occasions after a sports injury or something. She sure is stingy with those narcotics! She knows I love me a vicodin and bottle of wine on occasion, so she hides the stuff from me

The needles I am talking about is drawing blood or IV's.....I pass out every time. I could barely do it to someone else and in no way could I stitch myself up.

Bro, um, your wife gets liquid dilauded?

You guys are in Newport, right?

I use to get 60 4mg/month and I'd take them all in two days.

You're very right, booze and opiates are sublime. But you have to be careful. Too easy to want to do every day.

 

[Tabascocat]

Bro, um, your wife gets liquid dilauded?

You guys are in Newport, right?

I use to get 60 4mg/month and I'd take them all in two days.

You're very right, booze and opiates are sublime. But you have to be careful. Too easy to want to do every day.

Still in Houston until February man. Besides, we have none of that stuff on-hand anyways. I am extremely lucky if I find a loose vico in her purse, happens about once every two years

She doesn't bring them home, it is just from working and throwing things in her uniform then forgetting about it before she heads home.

 

[Trouty]

Still in Houston until February man. Besides, we have none of that stuff on-hand anyways. I am extremely lucky if I find a loose vico in her purse, happens about once every two years

She doesn't bring them home, it is just from working and throwing things in her uniform then forgetting about it before she heads home.

I know brother, I was just trying to be funny

 

[Melonfeud]

wait, you were asking me for all the dirt on everyone by private messaging...
and you wanted to know how to get under melon rind...
naughty bishop
now everyone hates you
and no one is going to play with you!

r u going to show him how much u really feel?
show some bro love!

Putty-Buddy? I'm only going to overtly point this out for the first&last time publicly,,,YER' A TURD X's II

 

[dallasdave]

Putty-Buddy? I'm only going to overtly point this out for the first&last time publicly,,,YER' A TURD X's II

 

[dallasdave]

@The Dark Bishop
yes, and melon definitely knows as he lathered him all over with:

Looks like PUTTY !!!

 

[dallasdave]

I'm not mad at you!!!! Sorry, I've been sick and aloof some, lately. Bishop, we are buds!!!!

Hope you are feeling better Trouty !!!

 

[waldoputty]

Putty-Buddy? I'm only going to overtly point this out for the first&last time publicly,,,YER' A TURD X's II

so much for thread ceasefire...

 

[YosemiteSam]

Getting married. That easily sucked at least $500k in earnings away! Just imagine if I had that $500k back over the last eight years of bull markets! Even in just a lowly S&P 500 index fund that has averaged around 16% return over the last six years alone could have doubled that $500k into $1M+ !!?!!??!!

Woulda, coulda, shoulda!

Don't get married!!!!