Look Who Stepped Into The Room

[cowboy_ron]

There was an old owner named Jerry

And he currently has a coach who's a fairy

 

[CouchCoach]

And he currently has a coach who's a fairy

Out of sequence, 5 points deducted but that's a great payoff line.

 

[Londonboy]

Who ogled a stripper named Cheri

She sat in His lap

 

[Runwildboys]

She sat in His lap

And took a huge crap

 

[Londonboy]

And took a huge crap

And told Him that She preferred Philly

 

[Runwildboys]

And told Him that She preferred Philly

Oh, so now it's okay if it doesn't rhyme???

 

[CouchCoach]

And took a huge crap

And told him she was allergic to dairy.

 

[Londonboy]

Oh, so now it's okay if it doesn't rhyme???

It sorta rhymes.
I was gonna go with
And Jerry was no longer merry

 

[Londonboy]

There was a fine poster named Runny

 

[CouchCoach]

There was a fine poster named Runny

Who was often very funny

 

[Runwildboys]

Who was often very funny

He's nothing to say here

 

[CouchCoach]

He's nothing to say here

As he cracked another beer

 

[CouchCoach]

As he cracked another beer

But he has a butt like a Playboy bunny.

 

[Runwildboys]

But he has a butt like a Playboy bunny.

Flatterer!!!

 

[Runwildboys]

There once was a Briton named Lundy

 

[CouchCoach]

Who looked like an old Ted Bundy

 

[Runwildboys]

Who looked like an old Ted Bundy

If you ask him how soon

 

[ESisback]

I thought the old censor, Agnes Flushbottom, from DC.com, might have followed me over. That was a nono word over there, they like ****** over here.

Too many Nono words over there!

 

[ESisback]

And told Him that She preferred Philly

Philly equates to crap, so wouldn't that make it redundant?

 

[ESisback]

Who was often very funny

While he had little luck
In NY driving truck
Hooter girls took his money!