Look Who Stepped Into The Room

[CouchCoach]

Someone say escort? I drove a ford escort before

I am an idle escort for 30 year old beautiful but lonely women.

 

[CouchCoach]

Roses are red
So is bacon
Poetry is hard
mmmmmmmmmmmm......bacon!!!

Iambic pentameter hates you.

 

[Runwildboys]

Iambic pentameter hates you.

It's just very disappointed.

 

[ESisback]

Still think I could write for Hallmark?

Hallmark has a "Cranky Weirdo" division!

 

[ESisback]

Someone say escort? I drove a ford escort before

I'm sorry!

 

[ESisback]

I am an idle escort for 30 year old beautiful but lonely women.

It's a rather small demo...

 

[CouchCoach]

It's a rather small demo...

Yes, I know. I am thinking of changing the requirements, 31 year old beautiful women.

 

[kskboys]

Iambic pentameter hates you.

There once was a man from Knork.

 

[Londonboy]

There once was a man from Knork.

Who was sadly allergic to pork.

 

[Xelda]

On the internet, words are our only hugs. Oops, there's a tear on my ALT key.

I had bacon on mine.

 

[Xelda]

Yes, I know. I am thinking of changing the requirements, 31 year old beautiful women.

Awe Coach, don't lower your standards. You are a Dallas Cowboys fan and worth those 30 year old beauties.

 

[kskboys]

Awe Coach, don't lower your standards. You are a Dallas Cowboys fan and worth those 30 year old beauties.

Standards? Hey, the number one rule of skirt chasing. If she's lower than your standards, lower your standards!!!

 

[Xelda]

Standards? Hey, the number one rule of skirt chasing. If she's lower than your standards, lower your standards!!!

That would be great on a Hallmark Card!

 

[ESisback]

That would be great on a Hallmark Card!

You guys should ALL write for Hallmark! Maybe Runny could get you in!

 

[Runwildboys]

Who was sadly allergic to pork.

He opted for veggies

 

[ESisback]

He opted for veggies

What's the worst part of eating vegetables?

 

[Runwildboys]

What's the worst part of eating vegetables?

Who cares? HELP WRITE THE LIMERICK!!!

 

[ESisback]

Who cares? HELP WRITE THE LIMERICK!!!

Getting them back in the wheelchair!

 

[Xelda]

He opted for veggies

To help stop his wedgies?

 

[G2]

Getting them back in the wheelchair!

Chunky veggie soup