Look Who Stepped Into The Room

[Runwildboys]

Chunky veggie soup

And soon could lift up his fork.

 

[ESisback]

Who cares? HELP WRITE THE LIMERICK!!!

There once was a man from Knork,
Who was sadly addicted to pork.
So he drank and he swore,
Was addicted to porn,
And NEVER picked up a fork!

 

[ESisback]

Chunky veggie soup

I'm gonna puke on the field...

 

[Londonboy]

There once was a man from Knork,
Who was sadly addicted to pork.
So he drank and he swore,
Was addicted to porn,
And NEVER picked up a fork!

NO NO NO
We're trying to do add a line limerick writing, not sure why, but We are.

 

[CouchCoach]

To help stop his wedgies?

And ate all of it with a spork,

 

[CouchCoach]

There once was a man from Knork,
Who was sadly addicted to pork.
So he drank and he swore,
Was addicted to porn,
And NEVER picked up a fork!

Rhyming foul!!!!! porn/swore

So he drank and he swore
Taking pork skins from his whorre
And she called him a pig thieving dork.

 

[Londonboy]

We can't even successfully co-operate on a limerick, We suck (some more than others).

 

[kskboys]

There once was a crew of rooters
Who cared only for bacon and hooters
Their wives threw them out
Cuz they stunk up the house
So they gather an bemoan lost nooners

 

[Runwildboys]

There once was a crew of rooters
Who cared only for bacon and hooters
Their wives threw them out
Cuz they stunk up the house
So they gather an bemoan lost nooners

Well this is just offensive.

 

[ESisback]

Rhyming foul!!!!! porn/swore

So he drank and he swore
Taking pork skins from his whorre
And she called him a pig thieving dork.

Misspelled *****! However, you COULD claim you did it in the spirit of Olde English!

 

[America's Cowboy]

An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the *ss is a goose.

 

[kskboys]

Why are there zebras?

 

[Londonboy]

Well this is just offensive.

And line 4 doesn't rhyme.

 

[Runwildboys]

And line 4 doesn't rhyme.

Nor does line 5, and that's why it's offensive.

 

[Runwildboys]

Why are there zebras?

Because "Tiger Horse" sounds stupid.

 

[Londonboy]

There once was a crew of rooters
Who cared only for bacon and hooters
Their wives threw them out

And gave Them a clout
And searched for more suitable suitors.

 

[Runwildboys]

And gave Them a clout
And searched for more suitable suitors.

Much better.

 

[CouchCoach]

Misspelled *****! However, you COULD claim you did it in the spirit of Olde English!

I thought the old censor, Agnes Flushbottom, from DC.com, might have followed me over. That was a nono word over there, they like ****** over here.

 

[Londonboy]

There was an old owner named Jerry

 

[Runwildboys]

There was an old owner named Jerry

Who ogled a stripper named Cheri