Many of you may be equal, but none of you are a bigger Cowboys fan then I

[dogunwo]

I enjoyed the OP. It was posted in a manner meant to be funny and explain himself at the same time. We all think we are the biggest Cowboys fan there is. It is the nature of our understanding of our own love of the team. I can't speak for anyone else, but I know I am almost too involved for my own good. It's a shame Cowboys mania isn't a paid job. I'd be a rich son of a biscuit eater.

My dad eats biscuits too Hostile, LOL

 

[Eldorado]

Your trophy is on order. At first, I was going to go with a gold plated "I'm the best" plaque, but I decided to just go with a life-size statue honoring your fanhood.

On an unrelated note, don't let the door hit your *** on the way out. Oh, and don't let your big head block your exit.

Maybe that note wasn't as unrelated as I thought.

 

[CF74]

I took a room from one of my kids in order to house my Cowboys memorabilia.

I not only have the start and the words "Dallas Cowboys" tattooed on my leg but I have your name tattooed on my ***.........seriously, it says "your name"

 

[Future]

12) How many of you on here havent witnessed your favorite team win a playoff game? Since I was old enough to understand and care about football, I have never witnessed the Dallas Cowboys win a playoff game, and I still am passionate as anyone could be.

Uh, I'm 21 and I can remember all three Super Bowls...

and only 3 times a day? :laugh2:

 

[bbgun]

8) I have turned down sex for Cowboys games

I don't have the heart to tell him that DVRs can "pause" live programming.

 

[The30YardSlant]

Uh, I'm 21 and I can remember all three Super Bowls...

You remember games that happened when you were 3-4 years old?

 

[ROMOSAPIEN9]

You remember games that happened when you were 3-4 years old?

I am told that I watched SB6 with my family. Even have a picture of me in a Cowboys sweater. (we lived in Florida at the time.) But I was only 3-4 and I don't remember any of it.

 

[cowboyjoe]

I am not questioning anyone on this boards fanhood because I know most of you are great Cowboy fans. Many of you on here probaly don't know me because I dont make controversial threads and I dont post often because I'd rather read what other people have to say. Anyway, I was sitting in my room last night thinking to myself though, who out there is actually a BIGGER fan than me? Allow me to go into detail:

1) I have not missed a game in 10yr (I am 21)
2) I pay alot of money out of pocket for direct tv so I can see everygame and due to that I'm always broke
3) I drive an hour and ahalf home every sunday morning if Dallas isnt televised so I can see the game. (How many of you would do that?)
4) Living 5 mins from philly,it takes more balls to be a Cowboys fan here then anywhere else in the country
5) I have just as much Cowboys gear/memorbilia then anyone on this board
6) i have the star tatood on me for life
7) Ive been in 3 physical altercations over my team
8) I have turned down sex for Cowboys games
9) I have never ever turned off a Cowboys game till the last second, whether we were up 40 or down 40
10) I watch pregame, the game, and postgame till the network switches to something else
11) This website is my homepage and I visit it atleast 3X/day
12) How many of you on here havent witnessed your favorite team win a playoff game? Since I was old enough to understand and care about football, I have never witnessed the Dallas Cowboys win a playoff game, and I still am passionate as anyone could be.
13) For the last couple of years, I have eaten Thanksgiving in THE OTHER ROOM BY MYSELF SO I COULD SEE THE TV. I'd argue that almost none of you do that. Call me stupid for it, but I'm not missing a game or a play for anything.

There are many other reasons why I am Boys fan, but these ones stuck out to me. I am not dissing people on this board because I realize some of you are just as great a fan as I am, but I will argue that any of you are greater.

Life Priorities:
1) Family and Friends
2) School
3) Dallas Cowboys Football:starspin

You have a long ways to catch up to me being a Dallas Cowboys fan;

1. I have watched the dallas cowboys since 1966 and I have never missed a game.
2. I have alot of Dallas Cowboys stuff on my wall too, my bed, etc.
3. I have about 54 dallas Cowboys signatures and I have met about 67 Dallas Cowboys players down through the years.
4. I watched the Cowboys even before 1966, but became a total Cowboys fan in the ice bowl. Being little you dont remember too much, so thats the reason for not remembering too much before 1966.
5. I have seen the cowboys through the dark years, then win in 1972, then win again in 1977, then start losing through the years till 1990. Saw the cowboys lose the big catch in 1983 for example. Then saw the Cowboys win superbowls, while I was there at 2 training camps. Then saw the cowboys lose for 13 years.
6. I have helped the Dallas Cowboys win a game, yes a game. Charley Waters wasnt holding the ball correctly on field goal attempts for Herrea. I wrote Tex Schramn & Gil Brandt, rest is history, no more missed field goals. The Dallas Cowboys even moved my season tickets from the 2nd level at Texas Stadium to 1st level at the 25 yard line to keep watching field goals. Tex Schramn sent me a thank you letter etc. That same year in February I gave a package folder to John Wooten former All Pro Offensive Guard, whom gave the articles to Tom Landry. Two to 3 weeks later Tom Landry put in the shotgun formation.
7. I sent another document to Dave Campo, this article helped me win 2 tickets to a Cowboys game as reward.
8. I won 4 VIP sideline passes to San Antonio training camp.
9. I won $500 gift card on Dallas Cowboys scratch off lottery ticket.
With the above gift card, I have now even more Dallas Cowboys stuff.
10. I have talked to Tex Schramn, Tom Landry, Alicia Landry, Jerry Jones among a few others in Cowboys organization.
11. I had a dream that the LORD showed me, which counting this as year 1, we would go to the super bowl in year 2. Wasnt revealed to me who the head coach of the Cowboys would be at that time or even if we would win. All I was shown that we be in the SuperBowl in year 2.
12. I have been on several trivia contests and easily beat several tough, tough Dallas Cowboys fans. Even a few said I was very tough.
13. I know about 9 writers and media personnel that covers the Dallas Cowboys. On several occassions, I have told a few of these writers info before they got Dallas Cowboys info or got Cowboys info from espn. I have like 32 direct sources that I use to keep up with the Dallas Cowboys.
14. I have wrote several stories, some of them good, some of them bad, but I keep improving, while giving recaps on Cowboys to Cowboys fans on this board.
15. I have several personal Dallas Cowboys football cards autographed.
Two of them with a personal letter from one of them, Roger Staubach, he even gave me a black and white photo of Calvin Hill in a minny game catching a pass from Roger the Dodger. Another one of my cherished items is a book that Drew Pearson signed, he wanted to know where I got the Dallas Cowboys book, etc and we talked a pretty good while.
16. I have won several Dallas Cowboys tickets on other occassions.
17. I have said plenty of prayers on the behalf of the Dallas Cowboys.
18. About 4 years or earlier when this board just started getting going, the NFL Draft wasnt as big as it is now among NFL fans. I gave plenty of links, sites, etc for the NFL Draft covering the Dallas Cowboys. Even one of my friends on this board, helped me in some areas regarding the NFL Draft etc for all of my preceding coverage on the NFL Draft. A few fans asked me if i was the CowboyJoe that did post some stuff way back and give info on the NFL draft before it was real big.
19. I have close to 9,500 posts, how many do you have?

Even with all of this, I know I am not that big a fan compared to DC Fanatic or Hostile, or Woodsgirl or Theebs and some others, but yes, I am a Die Hard Dallas Cowboys fan and would be hard to beat me.

There are many more things, but those are off the top of my head.
So, yes you have along ways to go to catch up to me as a top Dallas Cowboys fan,

 

[Everlastingxxx]

Good post and it makes sense what he is saying. At first it appears as if this guy has a very large ego and was proud of it (like a few others that post here). But all he is saying is you are not a bigger fan...you can be equal although. To say you are equal with someone else shows humility.

I say if you watch the Dallas Cowboys religiously and never miss a game, you are equal to me as a fan. Not about how much football knowledge you know, how much money you spend or what social status you hold.

 

[dallascowboyfanboy]

I am not questioning anyone on this boards fanhood because I know most of you are great Cowboy fans. Many of you on here probaly don't know me because I dont make controversial threads and I dont post often because I'd rather read what other people have to say. Anyway, I was sitting in my room last night thinking to myself though, who out there is actually a BIGGER fan than me? Allow me to go into detail:



4) Living 5 mins from philly,it takes more balls to be a Cowboys fan here then anywhere else in the country
Dude, growing up a Cowboys fan in NYC is infinitessimally harder than PA.

8) I have turned down sex for Cowboys games
A. you should never had admitted this.
B. Did you turn down sex or the girls turned you down?
C. Dude, you should never ever turn down sex for anything. Nothing is better than sex.
D. The chicks in Philly are quite skanky though. Can't compare to the endless swarms of gorgeous hotties in NYC.

 

[ROMOSAPIEN9]

I say if you watch the Dallas Cowboys religiously and never miss a game, you are equal to me as a fan. Not about how much football knowledge you know, how much money you spend or what social status you hold.

Exactly.

I don't have a house FULL of Cowboys stuff, and I don't travel to see them play. But I know that the feeling I get in my gut during Cowboy games makes me as much of a Cowboys fan as anyone on this Earth.

 

[Biggems]

I am sorry, but unless I have just finished an all nighter, I am not passing up sex for the Cowboys, Spurs, Longhorns, Astros, Penguins...etc. Besides, that is what DVRs are for.


If you have to show a list as to why you are the biggest fan, then you are about as feeble a fan as there is.

At 21, there is no way you can be a bigger fan than any of the Mods on this board......who btw dont just show up 3X a day, they basically live here. The person who started this site spends a pretty sum of money to run this sight, his own money......and he does it just so we can have a cool forum to discuss the Boys....no way are you a bigger fan than he is.

I have met some rowdy and harcore fans. So please dont come in here with your childhood stubble, barely got any hair below your belt, still singing in Hi C and claim you are the biggest Boys fan in this place.....Hell, you just barely became a man, Boy.

 

[FanSince61]

I don't have the heart to tell him that DVRs can "pause" live programming.

Sounds like he has never heard of it. :laugh2:

 

[Biggems]

I am not questioning anyone on this boards fanhood because I know most of you are great Cowboy fans. Many of you on here probaly don't know me because I dont make controversial threads and I dont post often because I'd rather read what other people have to say. Anyway, I was sitting in my room last night thinking to myself though, who out there is actually a BIGGER fan than me? Allow me to go into detail:



4) Living 5 mins from philly,it takes more balls to be a Cowboys fan here then anywhere else in the country
Dude, growing up a Cowboys fan in NYC is infinitessimally harder than PA.

8) I have turned down sex for Cowboys games
A. you should never had admitted this.
B. Did you turn down sex or the girls turned you down?
C. Dude, you should never ever turn down sex for anything. Nothing is better than sex.
D. The chicks in Philly are quite skanky though. Can't compare to the endless swarms of gorgeous hotties in NYC.

No, you should turn down sex sometimes.........

1. If you are married and the girl/dude is not your spouse

2. If the girl/dude is just dirty...no need to risk a disease

3. Out of condoms....no need to risk a disease

4. That time of the month.....no need to dip the shrimp in the cocktail sauce

5. if you are in God's house

 

[ROMOSAPIEN9]

I am sorry, but unless I have just finished an all nighter, I am not passing up sex for the Cowboys, Spurs, Longhorns, Astros, Penguins...etc. Besides, that is what DVRs are for.


If you have to show a list as to why you are the biggest fan, then you are about as feeble a fan as there is.

At 21, there is no way you can be a bigger fan than any of the Mods on this board......who btw dont just show up 3X a day, they basically live here. The person who started this site spends a pretty sum of money to run this sight, his own money......and he does it just so we can have a cool forum to discuss the Boys....no way are you a bigger fan than he is.

I have met some rowdy and harcore fans. So please dont come in here with your childhood stubble, barely got any hair below your belt, still singing in Hi C and claim you are the biggest Boys fan in this place.....Hell, you just barely became a man, Boy.

Really Biggems?......Really!?!

 

[cowboyjoe]

Good post and it makes sense what he is saying. At first it appears as if this guy has a very large ego and was proud of it (like a few others that post here). But all he is saying is you are not a bigger fan...you can be equal although. To say you are equal with someone else shows humility.

I say if you watch the Dallas Cowboys religiously and never miss a game, you are equal to me as a fan. Not about how much football knowledge you know, how much money you spend or what social status you hold.

I look at it this way, we are all big time Dallas Cowboy fans, in one way or another. But you shouldnt think of yourself as the ultimate Cowboys fan, because there is always someone better than you.

Like some fans on this board, they are better writers or recapers hands down than I am, but I might be better than they are in another way. But again, thats not the point, the point is we are Dallas Cowboys fans and we root for our team no matter what.

I always wear my Cowboys clothes on the following day after the game no matter what. If we win or lose, I wear it. I have gotten into a few altercations, but I have to be careful because I am 5-8, 145 dripping wet.

You can talk about my mother, or my brother or my sister, but dont talk about my Cowboys.

Like one guy that visits this board, he is super with making videos of the games etc. Another one of my friends does the same thing. To me its what you do to highlight the Dallas Cowboys. Like one of my friends, that is a big chicken to post and i tell him so now and then because he wont post because he is a big chicken. Yet, he is very gifted at coming back with good remarks like DC or Hostile does after someone says something.

So, its how you contribute to the Dallas Cowboys that makes you unique and a Dallas Cowboys fan.

 

[Fletch]

Howboutdemcowboys31... I love your passion. You are a true "Cowboys Freak"! And yes, I am giving you permission to use that nickname. If I lived anywhere near you, which I kinda do, I'd buy you a beer or 6. You are da man. And hell, you're only 21. Again, that is kinda freakish.

There will always be someone who can one up you, and he or even she may even be on this board, but I gotta hand it to you, you are one sick (I mean that in the kindest of ways) individual. I love you man! There, I said it.

Keep up the representation! Oh, and I have one question for ya. You got to go into detail about the fights you got into about our beloved Cowboys.

Take care my friend. And stay thirsty!

 

[bbgun]

No, you should turn down sex sometimes.........

1. If you are married and the girl/dude is not your spouse

2. If the girl/dude is just dirty...no need to risk a disease

3. Out of condoms....no need to risk a disease

4. That time of the month.....no need to dip the shrimp in the cocktail sauce

5. if you are in God's house

6. When you both look like this:

http://img31.*************/img31/2610/galleries15horrifyingco.png

 

[Future]

You remember games that happened when you were 3-4 years old?

Yea...but I mean they beat the Steelers in 96 when I was 7.

 

[Fletch]

Really Biggems?......Really!?!

Hey Romosapien, you need to give up the Pens crap. I get enough of that here in western PA. I can't stand the Stillers, or the Pens. And it all boils down to the cocky fans and those stupid announcers for both the Stillers and the Pens, especially the Pens announcer. That dude gets on my nerves for the way he calls the game. The Steeler announcers, Wolfy, Bill Hillgrove or Hargrove, they are all annoying and sound like they are missing something up top.

Any way, love that you love America's Team. Keep on keeping on. Just lose the Pens while you're at it. Try the Dallas Stars. :