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CowboyMike;2892664 said:
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Here let's try this one four Cowboys tickets $180, parking at the stadium $40, green chile Kobe burger $13, True north nut snacks $5, Miss Vickie's jalapeno chips $3, draft beer $9 and the look on your face after the Cowboys blowout the Eagles....PRICELESS! Feel better? :toast:
 

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I wonder what the stadium would charge for a beast like this? You would probably have to take out a loan. This is the new Andy Reid burger from the heart attack grill. It's packed with 87 grams of saturated fat. It comes with a double order of chili cheese fries, a 24 oz chocolate shake and a heart monitor. Larry Allen would have to sit back, take a deep breath and loosen his belt after a burger like that. I'm sure it would stay with you through every game on Sunday and even the one on Monday night. You'll be tasting it for at least 2 days everytime you burp.

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KJJ;2892711 said:
I wonder what the stadium would charge for a beast like this? You would probably have to take out a loan. This is the new Andy Reid burger from the heart attack grill. It's packed with 87 grams of saturated fat. It comes with a double order of chili cheese fries, a 24 oz chocolate shake and a heart monitor. Larry Allen would have to sit back, take a deep breath and loosen his belt after a burger like that. I'm sure it would stay with you through every game on Sunday and even the one on Monday night. You'll be tasting it for at least 2 days everytime you burp.

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:laugh2:

I would love to see this guy take on the "beast"

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xWraithx;2891714 said:
so your assumption is that anyone who drinks is a dumb *** drunk who can't otherwise have a good time without acting like a philly loser?

I think it is you who is the dumb***

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Maikeru-sama;2892718 said:
:laugh2:

I would love to see this guy take on the "beast"

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He's one of those who better chow down before he goes to the stadium or he may miss a mortgage payment if he has to eat there. By the way that must be the new Rex Ryan burger.
 

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KJJ;2892295 said:
No, only in porn do they want a beer bottle. Then they take a drink out of it afterwords.

I nominate KJJ for "Weirdest sexual fetish of Cowboyszone" for next years awards.
 

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Dawgs0916;2892729 said:
I nominate KJJ for "Weirdest sexual fetish of Cowboyszone" for next years awards.

I'm sure you'll repeat so no need to nominate anyone. :toast:
 

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AbeBeta;2891635 said:
it ain't Kobe beef either. It is Wagyu. There is a difference

Are you sure? Doesn't 'Kobe beef' come from the Japenese breed of 'Wagyu' cattle?

Or are you saying that it's merely 'Kobe-style' beef - derived from the interbreeding of Wagyu cattle with Angus (and, no - NOT our fellow zoner Angus!)?
 

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Venger;2892310 said:
No, if I want to eat during my 3-4 hours at the stadium, I have to pay confiscatory rates.

Confiscatory rates. Jeeze. I just cannot imagine anyone complaining about these prices. Yes, its a bit more expensive than a McDonald's but anyone who even blinks at those prices has no business going to a game much less eating at one unless its a once in a lifetime trip. (And for those you are going to ruin for yourself if you complain about the nickle and dimes)

Lets assume you bought for four people a burger, fries and a few beverages. You are out what an extra $150 over what you would pay at a fast food joint? If you ordered the same food at a slightly upscale restaurant (the only kind that will really serve Wagyu) you are probably only $50 over for 4 people. (I won't even try to compare real Kobe. I paid $35 an ounce in vegas as year or so ago for Filet) Yes, you would get table side service but no game atmosphere. So, an extra $12.50 per person over a similar meal is confiscatory? I cant even believe I am talking about this. Have you ever ordered room service in a moderate hotel like a Hyatt or Hilton? $18-25 for a burger and fries and I get to watch a game on a tiny 28" TV.

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tskyler;2892757 said:
Confiscatory rates. Jeeze. I just cannot imagine anyone complaining about these prices. Yes, its a bit more expensive than a McDonald's but anyone who even blinks at those prices has no business going to a game much less eating at one unless its a once in a lifetime trip. (And for those you are going to ruin for yourself if you complain about the nickle and dimes)

Lets assume you bought for four people a burger, fries and a few beverages. You are out what an extra $150 over what you would pay at a fast food joint? If you ordered the same food at a slightly upscale restaurant (the only kind that will really serve Wagyu) you are probably only $50 over for 4 people. (I won't even try to compare real Kobe. I paid $35 an ounce in vegas as year or so ago for Filet) Yes, you would get table side service but no game atmosphere. So, an extra $12.50 per person over a similar meal is confiscatory? I cant even believe I am talking about this. Have you ever ordered room service in a moderate hotel like a Hyatt or Hilton? $18-25 for a burger and fries and I get to watch a game on a tiny 28" TV.

Skyler

Way to make yourself look like a self absorbed rich prick.
 

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SuspectCorner;2892742 said:
Are you sure? Doesn't 'Kobe beef' come from the Japenese breed of 'Wagyu' cattle?

There is no way it's what a gourmet would call this Kobe. Way too cheap to be the real thing. Real Kobe is imported from Japan. Real imported Kobe is a true treat and will never be less than $15 an ounce. Most places in the states that advertise Kobe beef mean the Wagyu breed of Cattle raised in the US or Australia. They are usually, though not always, fed and exercised like other non-Japanese raised cattle. The marbling of the beef and tenderness is above average because of the genetics of the beef. However, it is only a faint imitation of the buttery dream that is real Kobe prepared by a master chef.

Skyler
 

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okay when you enter the stadium they scan your ticket, when you exit they will scan your ticket.
when you get hungry and you dont want to pay the high prices to eat there leave, but be sure to get your ticket scanned so you can re-enter.
on the west side of the stadium along Collins St is a place called Pitt Grill.
i in no way declare it to be good or even cheap but there is one solution.
another solution would be to walk across Randol Mill Rd on the north side
of the stadium and get some deli food at the WalMart.
if you really feel like walking go north up Collins, plenty of fast food or casual dining places there. of course you will miss more of the game.
after eating walk back to stadium, re-enter and ask the folks around you for a recap of what you missed.
sure its totally inconvenient but hey at least you have choices.

i choose to tailgate, then eat or drink sparingly inside the stadium.
my son chooses to tailgate, then eat more inside but he is young.
the soda i drink serves the purpose WG said, helps the throat scream louder.

yes the prices suck but you always pay for convenience. i realize my suggestions arent all that practical but now you know what choices you have.
 

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Dawgs0916;2892761 said:
Way to make yourself look like a self absorbed rich prick.

:lmao2: Probably a prick. Certainly not rich. Sorry, if I can't see the complaint here. Football games are expensive for just the ticket. The food prices actually looked reasonable to me.
 

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I guess its just the college kid in me that thinks those prices are ridiculous.

I'm like poke. I'll tailgate and get full to the brim, and not worry about having to pay for overpriced crap inside the stadium.

And yeah man, if you think those prices (not that its any worse than any other venue) are reasonable, your more than well off.

Then again, I may, and probably am, just naive.
 

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Good lord, it's quite obvious what's going on here, we're arguing about beef.

WHO CARES!

I said it in my post above, what will suit me fine is eating prior to the game and focusing on the game at hand, maybe grab a beer.

If you're fine with throwing money all over the place for the convenience of eating during the game, that's your choice.

There are insane prices everywhere in this world, but you always have a choice, just ask peplaw.
 

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tskyler;2892772 said:
There is no way it's what a gourmet would call this Kobe. Way too cheap to be the real thing. Real Kobe is imported from Japan. Real imported Kobe is a true treat and will never be less than $15 an ounce. Most places in the states that advertise Kobe beef mean the Wagyu breed of Cattle raised in the US or Australia. They are usually, though not always, fed and exercised like other non-Japanese raised cattle. The marbling of the beef and tenderness is above average because of the genetics of the beef. However, it is only a faint imitation of the buttery dream that is real Kobe prepared by a master chef.

Skyler

http://www.foodreference.com/html/artkobebeef.html

$100 a pound!?! :eek:

I'll leave it for the 'connoisseurs'. Chicken sandwich, please!
 
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