Merriman suspended

[Derinyar]

Rinse cycle. Or maybe it was mentrual. I don't understand washing machines. I just know he's going around and around.

A better analogy might be a bumper car. Go really fast for a short distance and slam into something very hard and then just keep on going unphased.

 

[Hostile]

There was no question for you to answer to.

I'll avoid schooling you on the conotation or denotation of "answer."

It's my early Christmas gift to you since you already look bad enough.

 

[wileedog]

to much logic for you?

Please walk me through the logic of that post.

I admit I am completely stupid and don't understand how a guy can say he would take a roiding Merriman over Ware, as long as he didn't know that Merriman was actually a roiding Merriman.

Spell that one out for me Einstein.

 

[mwj473]

Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, [approaches and softens] does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

Oh no, it's the Chewbacca defense!! RIP Johnny Cochran

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Rinse cycle. Or maybe it was mentrual. I don't understand washing machines. I just know he's going around and around.

all I know it's making my head hurt

 

[Deep_Freeze]

no, he said he would take a roided up Merriman

then says if he knew it was the case before, he wouldn't

***?

Just making the point that he didn't know about Merriman being on roids. Just looking at Merriman at that time, he thought Merriman was better. I don't think there is anything wrong with that.

 

[TEK2000]

to much logic for you?

I've never seen anyone post so few words in so many posts and manage to misspell a word in EVERY POST!

 

[Bob Dole]

You're contradicting yourself in your own post.

It's not hard for anyone with a brain to understand.

Let's put it in the simplest terms possible.

If you asked Bob Dole today, "Hey, would you have taken Merriman over Ware after last season, even though you knew he'd get busted for roids today?", obviously, the answer would be no.

If you ask Bob Dole, "Hey, would you take Merriman that, unbeknownst to you, had been roiding while he has dominated the NFL for the last year and 7 weeks, over Ware?", the answer would have been yes.

 

[Hostile]

A better analogy might be a bumper car. Go really fast for a short distance and slam into something very hard and then just keep on going unphased.

Grasshoppers are great on distance but they suck at direction.

 

[wileedog]

Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, [approaches and softens] does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

Perfect.

 

[Rampage]

I've never seen anyone post so few words in so many posts and manage to misspell a word in EVERY POST!

go make me a merriman vs ware video

 

[Waffle]

Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, [approaches and softens] does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Just making the point that he didn't know about Merriman being on roids. Just looking at Merriman at that time, he thought Merriman was better. I don't think there is anything wrong with that.

yeah, there's nothing wrong that...except for the fact that he HAS been caught for roiding!

 

[TEK2000]

go make me a merriman vs ware video

go get an education

 

[superpunk]

It's not hard for anyone with a brain to understand.

Let's put it in the simplest terms possible.

If you asked Bob Dole today, "Hey, would you have taken Merriman over Ware after last season, even though you knew he'd get busted for roids today?", obviously, the answer would be no.

If you ask Bob Dole, "Hey, would you take Merriman that, unbeknownst to you, had been roiding while has dominated the NFL for the last year and 7 weeks, over Ware?", the answer would have been yes.

What if you asked Bob Dole if he would STILL take a roiding (present) Merriman over Ware?

What would Bob Dole say then?

Would it be too long and make zero sense? Or can he answer it with a yes or a no?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I've never seen anyone post so few words in so many posts and manage to misspell a word in EVERY POST!

he's too busy running to his alter-ego Bob Dole to spell correctly

 

[Hostile]

go make me a merriman vs ware video

http://cowboyszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=67529&page=3

Post #40.

The defense rests

 

[Derinyar]

Grasshoppers are great on distance but they suck at direction.

Another good call.

 

[Rampage]

go get an education

c'mon i bet your working on a vid right now

 

[wileedog]

It's not hard for anyone with a brain to understand.

Let's put it in the simplest terms possible.

If you asked Bob Dole today, "Hey, would you have taken Merriman over Ware after last season, even though you knew he'd get busted for roids today?", obviously, the answer would be no.

If you ask Bob Dole, "Hey, would you take Merriman that, unbeknownst to you, had been roiding while has dominated the NFL for the last year and 7 weeks, over Ware?", the answer would have been yes.

That's not what you said though.

You blatantly declared you would take a roiding Merriman over Ware. Even used like a big, bold font and stuff.

You should have just stuck with the annoying schtick, you really are not good at this.