My life is tough

[Reverend Conehead]

• I bought a book about getting well organized, but I can't find it.
• I bought a book about how to improve your memory, but I forgot where I put it.
• Three months ago, I bought a book online about how to scam people online, but I still haven't received it.
• I got a tattoo that reads, "no regrets." Now I really regret getting it.

 

[Runwildboys]

If it helps, I started a misanthropy based church.

You're welcome to join, just do it from your own friggin' house.