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Melonfeud

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Two or three of my friends& fellows were espousing the nature of coloration concerning an regionally specific item of foodstuffs concernment, well, as of yesterday, I might also be a member of that " colorization " conversation, for I'd conducted resupply operations in the A.O. of my most well established supermarket, ANYWAY, I was gonna chuck into the wheeled miniature elavated mobile jail cell/ holding receptacle, an item of coveted nature,,, the Italian gardina mix from mezztiso 'glug' yet, alas& woe!,,, for every single jar in that proffered section of prized victuals was of a most disturbing shade of pink coloration (I should interject at this point: there was about a 16 y.o. girl with stupendous double bubbly assets of flopping display & her about 14 y.o. sister shadowing me for the last 10 minutes of my foray ,walking 'back& forth' continuously, laughingly bumping & grinding into each other ,always within the peripheral 5' of my left or right flanks:huh:,,, needless to say, jail ain't my bag, babydolls!,,, ) AND therefore, I'd foregone the purchase of that unappealing & of most questionable reasonings as to it's pink coloration , cuz' it almost appeared to my inner most thoughts that a human body had succumbed to it's demise into that particular batch of pickled vegetable mix,,,er,,,and,,, I desperately needed to flee/ run away quickly from the double bubbles of twin trouble.

* straight up/ trueo_O
 

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Two or three of my friends& fellows were espousing the nature of coloration concerning an regionally specific item of foodstuffs concernment, well, as of yesterday, I might also be a member of that " colorization " conversation, for I'd conducted resupply operations in the A.O. of my most well established supermarket, ANYWAY, I was gonna chuck into the wheeled miniature elavated mobile jail cell/ holding receptacle, an item of coveted nature,,, the Italian gardina mix from mezztiso 'glug' yet, alas& woe!,,, for every single jar in that proffered section of prized victuals was of a most disturbing shade of pink coloration (I should interject at this point: there was about a 16 y.o. girl with stupendous double bubbly assets of flopping display & her about 14 y.o. sister shadowing me for the last 10 minutes of my foray ,walking 'back& forth' continuously, laughingly bumping & grinding into each other ,always within the peripheral 5' of my left or right flanks:huh:,,, needless to say, jail ain't my bag, babydolls!,,, ) AND therefore, I'd foregone the purchase of that unappealing & of most questionable reasonings as to it's pink coloration , cuz' it almost appeared to my inner most thoughts that a human body had succumbed to it's demise into that particular batch of pickled vegetable mix,,,er,,,and,,, I desperately needed to flee/ run away quickly from the double bubbles of twin trouble.

* straight up/ trueo_O
OMG, I understood that.................................................................Help.
 

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One should not appear in such a desperate fashion of gleeful finger pointing ol' Boy! For it's truly in poor form, ya know!o_O
I don't care, I take my glee where I find it. I'm a glee hog, can't have too much glee. If my hip wasn't on the fritz, I'd jump up and click my heels.
 

Melonfeud

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I don't care, I take my glee where I find it. I'm a glee hog, can't have too much glee. If my hip wasn't on the fritz, I'd jump up and click my heels.
:lmao:COPY!:lmao:

* Sorry to hear bout' the pain Brother!:(

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Melonfeud

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Thanks, getting a new one in a month. I am getting John C Holmes, the porn star's hip. It's already broken in on the back and forth, just have to work on the side to side.
:lmao::lmao2::lmao:
Good, You can conduct the
" SHOPPING OPERATIONS" from here on out,,,, for the BOTH of USo_O:lmao:o_O

* a HOLMES hand off won't be that damaged fer' me:lmao2:
 

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.. the wife's Sheppard's pie. That thing would wipe out a platoon.
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