To understand some of my stories you will have to understand a couple of terms....ROK (Republic of (South)Korea )....KATUSA - Koreans attached to US Army. Now some who have served may or may not know Katusa but I am sure have heard of the ROK....but just in case for those that did not know I wanted to get that out before going on with some of my stories lol.
Now it would seem that many here have serious stories, most of mine are funny although I may write out some serious ones if the mood strikes.
This is one of those Funny stories.
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A few of us in our company had a bar that we liked to go to in TDC (tong Du Chon village outside of Camp Casey not sure about the spelling) called the Firefly.
It was just a little hole in the wall bar but there were things that we liked about this little bar.
It was out of the way, small and there were no mamasans or prostitutes working there so you would not be hassled every few minutes about this and that.
Normally the only people that went in the bar were from our company so we all tried to stop in often and catch up on stuff and have a good time.
I can't remember the owners real name but everyone knew him as John.
Really nice guy and he would let people make the music selections and if you brought in tapes or records he would let you run the stereo. We had our names and stuff carved into the bar and we had company flags and pictures in there as well as others for what seemed like years back.
Every once in a great while John's daughter would visit him, she was in college but would come down and spend the weekend with her father and help out in the bar.
She was very nice as well and we all, out of respect for john and his place, did not say rude things to her or talk dirty.
But she was a pretty girl and during one week John said his daughter was coming in this weekend.
Well I went back to my company and asked some of the Katusa's how to say some Korean phrase to basically say You look Pretty tonight or something like that...nothing dirty.
So they tell me to say a phrase and told me it meant you look very pretty.
Well the weekend came and me and a few people from our platoon/company went out and after awhile headed to the Firefly.
Sure enough there was John's daughter and after awhile she was getting me a drink and I said the phrase the Katusa's told me meant You look pretty tonight.
She just looked at me like she saw a ghost and then started saying "No that very bad you not say that" at which I said what do you mean it is bad, what does it mean....she would not say but I could tell she was embarrased, not mad but just embarrassed.
So I went down to where John was and asked him what the phrase meant...I said the phrase and he looked at me like his daughter did and said "You not say that, verrry bad to say"
So I asked him what it meant and he kind of leaned over the bar and then whispered....."It means <pause> Mother have no hair down there (at which time he stood straight and pointed at his private area)"
Talk about someone being shocked...that was me at that point. So I apologized to John and his daughter and I let them know that I was told it meant you look pretty or something along those lines.
She understood and said she knew I must have said it without knowing what it meant and her Father actually got a good laugh about it afterwords.
Well I told the katusa's I found out what it meant the next day and they got a BIG laugh out of the whole thing, but me being a fun guy I laughed about it as well.
However I also figured I would get them back in some fashion.... I will tell that story when I get back from Lunch.