NotForLong
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Well, Dak probably has a better looking girlfriend than Rush. Dak has a bigger house and a better bed to sleep on than Rush does. Dak makes more commercials than Rush does. Rush does not have half a football field in his backyard like Dak does. Dak gives out free shoes to his teammates, Rush does not do that. Dak can find his way to the First National Bank faster than Rush can. Dak dresses better than Rush on road trips. Dak proclaims he's "a big mo fo" and he is bigger than Rush. Dak has BBQ delivered to his house while Rush has to go out to Mickey D's to eat. I'm sure Dak does better at some more things than Rush, but as for football? I'm at a loss for words.
You forgot Dak's Dog is ride or die