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Lie til you die. It's gotten me 26 years of wedded bliss.

Coach, did the egg last night but I jack hammered it up :( came out over hard cuz the little guy was having issues with the computer and my attention was divided. Didn't taste bad, but it wasn't over easy. No glorious running yoke. Next time we get pizza, I'm gonna cook an over easy egg and slap it on a fresh slice.

My son said it looked good, until he saw the solid yoke lol!
 
Coach, did the egg last night but I jack hammered it up :( came out over hard cuz the little guy was having issues with the computer and my attention was divided. Didn't taste bad, but it wasn't over easy. No glorious running yoke. Next time we get pizza, I'm gonna cook an over easy egg and slap it on a fresh slice.

My son said it looked good, until he saw the solid yoke lol!
One yolk of a deal.
 
Coach, did the egg last night but I jack hammered it up :( came out over hard cuz the little guy was having issues with the computer and my attention was divided. Didn't taste bad, but it wasn't over easy. No glorious running yoke. Next time we get pizza, I'm gonna cook an over easy egg and slap it on a fresh slice.

My son said it looked good, until he saw the solid yoke lol!
It taste better when you're hungover. Add a little salsa, hmm hmm.
 
Is this true, dude, or am I too damn gullible??
It's true, he's actually a director at the Pontifical university there. Funny story, hes a big dude, but he never played sports. A few years ago he was living in Chicago, a good friend of mine was the starting center for the Bears and he offered him 4 tickets on the 45 yard line to watch the Cowboys. He turned them down because of the traffic, I just about died laughing. Its amazing we're even related.
 
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