Owens blames Romo and Garrett for release - 5/23/09

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Hostile;2785600 said:
You expect him to know how to read?

I like your optimism Alex, but I have to question whether you are awake enough from your nap at this point. :)

I've read enough to know to skim over your parts...:lmao:
 

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birdwells1;2785605 said:
Naw, but you're like that guy in high school. The one that everyone tries to be friends with because they're afraid. They should stand on their own opinion instead of running behind you to defend them. You tout your education to try to intimidate someone but if football was all about education then most QBs would come from Ivy Leage schools or Jason Garrett would be able to outcoach Spagnola, Jim Johnson, or Le Beau. Give the message board bullying a break and looking at your post count you need to give the computer a break. Try women they're great option.
So instead of looking to get in a line you're worried that I don't get enough sex?

Are you Leo Buscaglia? Or a pimp?

I assure you that my wife and I are quite satisfied with that part of our marriage. You can look up her picture on this forum if you wish. That way you'll have a better grasp of why you don't need to worry about me having sex.

I am flattered that you care about my sex life though. Creeped out, but flattered.
 

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5Countem5;2785607 said:
I've read enough to know to skim over your parts...:lmao:
He wants to kiss my butt. You want to skim over my parts.

You guys have the wrong bar.
 

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So, did Garrett go 0 for 6 in his HC job search. Or did he respectfully decline a few offers? Teams were beating his door down a few years ago, interesting.
 

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Hostile;2785615 said:
That way you'll have a better grasp of why you don't need to worry about me having sex.

I am flattered that you care about my sex life though. Creeped out, but flattered.

What is this "sex" you speak of? Sounds intriguing.
 

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Apollo Creed;2785617 said:
So, did Garrett go 0 for 6 in his HC job search. Or did he respectfully decline a few offers? Teams were beating his door down a few years ago, interesting.
Technically he went 0 for 2.

Atlanta and Baltimore were prepared to offer him a job, and St. Louis did too only to back down at his price.

He lost out on Denver and Detroit.
 

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bbgun;2785618 said:
What is this "sex" you speak of? Sounds intriguing.
A break for your hand and a reason to take warm showers. You should try it. I have a feeling you would like it.
 

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Hostile;2785620 said:
Technically he went 0 for 2.

Atlanta and Baltimore were prepared to offer him a job, and St. Louis did too only to back down at his price.

He lost out on Denver and Detroit.

Denver has got to be kicking themselves now.
 

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Hostile;2785616 said:
He wants to kiss my butt. You want to skim over my parts.

You guys have the wrong bar.

Ahhh.. deflecting the argument to say your "opponent" is gay.

What a genius you are! I doubt anyone on the internet has ever thought of such a ploy.
 

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5Countem5;2785625 said:
Ahhh.. deflecting the argument to say your "opponent" is gay.

What a genius you are! I doubt anyone on the internet has ever thought of such a ploy.
Not my fault you guys are setting yourselves up for it. The double entendres just flow.
 

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Hostile;2785627 said:
Not my fault you guys are setting yourselves up for it. The double entendres just flow.

I guess someone could see double entendres there when they have that sort of thing on their mind.
 

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5Countem5;2785630 said:
I guess someone could see double entendres there when they have that sort of thing on their mind.
You guess?

I wonder if there is a surgery to remove the stick?
 

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Hostile;2785615 said:
So instead of looking to get in a line you're worried that I don't get enough sex?

Are you Leo Buscaglia? Or a pimp?

I assure you that my wife and I are quite satisfied with that part of our marriage. You can look up her picture on this forum if you wish. That way you'll have a better grasp of why you don't need to worry about me having sex.

I am flattered that you care about my sex life though. Creeped out, but flattered.


Close to 28,000 post. No, that's not his post count, that's how many more post he has compare to the second place guy. If you keep this up Sancho (as we call him in the military) will be paying you err I mean your wife a visit.
 

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Could someone just kill this thread. TO is history and SOME people really need to move on.
 

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birdwells1;2785634 said:
Close to 28,000 post. No, that's not his post count, that's how many more post he has compare to the second place guy. If you keep this up Sancho (as we call him in the military) will be paying you err I mean your wife a visit.
You really do care about my sex life.

That hits me right here.

I don't need to worry about Sancho or anyone else. Next time you keep my family out of your filthy mind as I have done yours. Say anything you want about me. Leave my wife out of it. Not a warning.
 

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burmafrd;2785636 said:
Could someone just kill this thread. TO is history and SOME people really need to move on.

TO? Is that what this thread is about? I just jumped in to hurl and recieve insults and having fun doing it. Now what did TO say?
 

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Hostile;2785637 said:
Next time you keep my family out of your filthy mind as I have done yours. Say anything you want about me. Leave my wife out of it. Not a warning.

LOL

Weren't you the one who brought her into this mix? Without your comments, she would have never come up.

Blame yourself for that one...
 

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5Countem5;2785641 said:
LOL

Weren't you the one who brought her into this mix? Without your comments, she would have never come up.

Blame yourself for that one...
No, he questioned my sex life. She is my sex life.

Learn to read.
 
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