Twitter: Parsons listed as 5th string running back

[J12B]

 

[Centex]

Great! And they should have Jose Canseco pitch!

 

[exciter]

Gonna be fun watching interception returns!

 

[SteveTheCowboy]

Barry Sanders?

 

[Jfconrow]

No surprise there he’s a converted rb. That’s cool the team is actually thinking about it, so whose #3 and #4 ?

 

[SteveTheCowboy]

No surprise there he’s a converted rb. That’s cool the team is actually thinking about it, so whose #3 and #4 ?

Almost anyone but the fattiest of the fat are "converted rbs".

 

[Tangle_Foot]

Sean Lee was also a running back in high school if memory serves. But Parsons is a much better fit as the number one rated running back punisher

 

[Jfconrow]

Almost anyone but the fattiest of the fat are "converted rbs".

Parsons was actually good, like a good rb that moved to lb….that’s why he’s kicking butt now.

 

[Hardline]

Parsons runs a 4.3 40YD
He would be faster than most starting RBs.

 

[SteveTheCowboy]

Parsons was actually good, like a good rb that moved to lb….that’s why he’s kicking butt now.

There are a TON of great athletes in high school. That play multiple positions. Often opposite sides of the ball.

Look...I LOVE LOVE LOVE the athleticism Parsons is going to bring to our LBer position.

Ever see Zeke run track?

These guys are ALL amazing athletes.

On a side note...us musicians kid that bass players are failed guitar players. You may or may not get the reference.

 

[The Ominous]

He could Hulk Smash Aaron Donald and Brady together into the Multiverse while running for a 1,000 yard touchdown past The Silver Surfer. We have Galactus at our mercy peeps.

 

[CWR]

Almost anyone but the fattiest of the fat are "converted rbs".

When you're the biggest fastest dude on the team and it ain't close, those high-school coaches are gonna find a way to get you the ball. No easier way than a hand off.

 

[TwentyOne]

LOL.

Another sign we should not listen to the media idiots.

 

[AsthmaField]

I’m not saying Parsons is the best player in the world… but his family jewels are two infinity stones. That’s how powerful he is.

 

[Shane612]

He's probably the 4th string QB, too.

 

[darthseinfeld]

Are we UCLA now?

 

[rambo2]

They drafted the right guy.

 

[KeepinTime]

There are a TON of great athletes in high school. That play multiple positions. Often opposite sides of the ball.

Look...I LOVE LOVE LOVE the athleticism Parsons is going to bring to our LBer position.

Ever see Zeke run track?

These guys are ALL amazing athletes.

On a side note...us musicians kid that bass players are failed guitar players. You may or may not get the reference.

I’m a drummer that’s a failed glockenspiel player.

 

[lkelly]

I'd have full confidence in him in short yardage and around the goal line. And heaven help the 180 lb. DB who needs to come up and and stop him on the edge or on a screen pass.

 

[Aven8]