Patrick Crayton

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silverbear;1391851 said:
And what exactly was your POINT in bringing up Crayton's Madden rating in the context of this dialogue, hoss??

If you were just pointing out he's good on Madden, that's not exactly relevant to the topic at hand, is it?? Clearly, you were suggesting that because he's a "stud" in Madden, the Boys should keep him around...

Now, I think the Boys should keep him around too, but you can bet it ain't because of what John Madden's GAME says... if you want just one good reason why that's so, just know that my nephew recently completed a season at the next to highest level (he just got the game, and is still learning it, plans on moving up to the highest level soon), and as a Skins fan, that was his team... he had them going undefeated, and winning the Super Bowl... he had players putting up numbers that would come close to doubling the current NFL records...

Yeah, that game's REAL realistic... just hearing him talk about all the things he's done on that game was all I needed to know it's not for me... ROTFLMAO...

Just clam the hell down you preachy old fart. You sound like a moron when talking about the game because you don't know what the hell you are talking about. He wasn't judging Crayton's worth by his Madden rating..it was simply an off the cuff remark that was to be taken lightly.

Now because you have never played I can understand how you would think that there are people out there that actually think a Madden rating equates to real life performance. ATTENTION OLD MEN AND PEOPLE TOO DUMB TO FIGURE OUT VIDEO GAMES!!!!! I will put this in simple terms so that old people and retards can understand and hopefully it will shut your preachy ***** up....

No one on Earth over the age of 10 thinks that a Madden rating = real life performance..........NO ONE~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!

I hope that was clear enough for you.

p.s. It's amazing you were able to figure out the intrawebernets enough to be able to post your preachy old man *****.
 

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TOOMBS;1395277 said:
Just clam the hell down you preachy old fart. You sound like a moron when talking about the game because you don't know what the hell you are talking about.

How do you define "old". I agree with his post.....and I'm not "old" by most standards, unless you consider everyone older than you (13 probably) old. Playing pop warner doesn't make you a player either.
 

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nc1054;1391048 said:
I didn't say he was the fastest on Madden, but he never drops any passes, unlike "the player."

I don't even use Clayton. Between TO, Glenn, Witten, and Jones out of the backfield I find him unnesessary. If I decide on a 5th option I use Fasano instead.

Of all the receivers, I find TO pisses me off in run blocking!!! Off tackle right makes me want to punch TO sometimes...
 

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Crayton needs to be offer some $$$ soon cause if TO has to get sugery and Patricks gone all they have to do is have 2 on Glenn, 2 on Witten and we wont be able to pass.
 

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TOOMBS;1395277 said:
Just clam the hell down you preachy old fart. You sound like a moron when talking about the game because you don't know what the hell you are talking about.

Are you really sick today, .. or did you just tell your mommy that your tummy hurt so you could stay home from school and get on the "intrawebernets" ?

:laugh2:
 

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This was Craytons numbers the year he went to the combines.

Position: Wide Receiver/Return Specialist/Quarterback
College: Northwestern Oklahoma State
Height: 6-0
Weight: 207
Hometown: DeSoto, Texas

AGILITY TESTS
4.58 in the 40-yard dash … 4.37 20-yard shuttle … 7.38 three-cone drill … 30½-inch vertical jump … 9-foot-6 broad jump.
 

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WV Cowboy;1395301 said:
Are you really sick today, .. or did you just tell your mommy that your tummy hurt so you could stay home from school and get on the "intrawebernets" ?

:laugh2:

NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL A MAJOR ZINGER!
 

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TOOMBS;1395277 said:
Just clam the hell down you preachy old fart. You sound like a moron when talking about the game because you don't know what the hell you are talking about. He wasn't judging Crayton's worth by his Madden rating..it was simply an off the cuff remark that was to be taken lightly.

Now because you have never played I can understand how you would think that there are people out there that actually think a Madden rating equates to real life performance. ATTENTION OLD MEN AND PEOPLE TOO DUMB TO FIGURE OUT VIDEO GAMES!!!!! I will put this in simple terms so that old people and retards can understand and hopefully it will shut your preachy ***** up....

No one on Earth over the age of 10 thinks that a Madden rating = real life performance..........NO ONE~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!

I hope that was clear enough for you.

p.s. It's amazing you were able to figure out the intrawebernets enough to be able to post your preachy old man *****.

Hilarious, albeit insane, rant. :D

Seriously - the guy who mentioned Madden did it in passing, offhand, seemed like a joke to me. Noone is ACTUALLY using Madden to evaluate players. If that was the case, we'd have a ton of posts on here hoping to dump Tony Romo and his 82 arm strength.
 

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It is plainly obvious to me, that the guy was simply saying Crayton was good in Madden. I didnt think he was equating that to real life at all.
 

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I have always liked Crayton, makes big 3rd down conversions and has hands of glue. His top end speed may be lacking, but I've seen him a few times catch a pass short of the 1st or endzone and fight his way there.

We need to sign this kid.
 
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