Is there some sort of prize you ask? By golly gee sir, yes there IS! In fact, there are prizessssss!
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Grand Prize: Gameday In Jerry's Luxury Box!
Sit with the Cowboys owner during a home game! Eat and drink for free while Jones picks his nose!
2nd Prize: Teach The Head Coach!
Enjoy a one-on-one teacher/student session with Coach Garrett, where you're the teacher!
3rd Prize: Workout With The QB!
That's right! It's you and the quarterback of America's Team working out together
as he sheds the 200 pounds gained after undergoing back surgery!
and last (but not least!)
4th Prize: Capanomics with Stephen!
Discover the fine art of salary cap contracts with the one and only Stephen Jones!
Just remember to shove Jerry out the room when Stephen starts talking incentives!
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This fabulous showcase can be YOURS if the price IS right! Back to you Drew!
Don't you dare call me a stupid Cowboy fan!