Portland ME and Providence RI

[waldoputty]

No,I’m the guy who got the crap yelled out of me by a big Irish O’Malley cop on Sloat Blvd last year asking me...”What the %#^*++ are you doing driving so fast for?!! No I don’t want to see your stupid BS license,registration and insurance!! Knock it off!!”

lucky u!

 

[Chrispierce]

That does it..now I want to party...sooo easy just go up to SF to my pot store on Geary and buy whatever I want,and drive around downtown till some girl stops me and goes “What’s up cuttie....wanna party?” Yeeeeees I do!!!!! I wanna party and have dirty stinky sex and wake up face down on some girls floor wearing her underwear as a hat!! Sick of being holed up in this family town with squares and goobers!! How do they even make kids around here? They don’t even know what fun is!! Out of my way plane Jane suburbanites ....I’m doing this. Laying down a declaration of fun n fornication,and doing what it is I do best!!
See ya gentlemen...I’m going over the wall and be back in a few days.

 

[waldoputty]

That does it..now I want to party...sooo easy just go up to SF to my pot store on Geary and buy whatever I want,and drive around downtown till some girl stops me and goes “What’s up cuttie....wanna party?” Yeeeeees I do!!!!! I wanna party and have dirty stinky sex and wake up face down on some girls floor wearing her underwear as a hat!! Sick of being holed up in this family town with squares and goobers!! How do they even make kids around here? They don’t even know what fun is!! Out of my way plane Jane suburbanites ....I’m doing this. Laying down a declaration of fun n fornication,and doing what it is I do best!!
See ya gentlemen...I’m going over the wall and be back in a few days.

go play in asia where men r kings.

 

[Ranching]

go play in asia where men r kings.

Try Mexico, if you have the balls!

 

[waldoputty]

Try Mexico, if you have the balls!

r u trying to market urself again?

 

[Runwildboys]

How about Fall River, MA?

 

[waldoputty]

How about Fall River, MA?

interesting and never heard of it.
prices r significantly better than providence.
however lack of condos make it harder to have a secure place u can just leave.

no railroad at this time.
but one planned for 2022.
one of my early-retirement friends who lives in boston suburbs literally put on ~2000 miles a year on his car due to having everything he needs in his town and having a rail station for boston.

not much of tourist area.
so would have less things to do than portland and providence.

lots of portugese restaurants due to large % of population!

elevation is good at over 100 ft.

overall not a bad option
despite better prices, but would rank it below providence and portland.
though sounds like a place i would visit for portugese good.

 

[Runwildboys]

interesting and never heard of it.
prices r significantly better than providence.
however lack of condos make it harder to have a secure place u can just leave.

no railroad at this time.
but one planned for 2022.
one of my early-retirement friends who lives in boston suburbs literally put on ~2000 miles a year on his car due to having everything he needs in his town and having a rail station for boston.

not much of tourist area.
so would have less things to do than portland and providence.

lots of portugese restaurants due to large % of population!

elevation is good at over 100 ft.

overall not a bad option
despite better prices, but would rank it below providence and portland.
though sounds like a place i would visit for portugese good.

It's where Lizzie Borden lived. The house is a big Halloween attraction.

 

[waldoputty]

It's where Lizzie Borden lived. The house is a big Halloween attraction.

no idea who that is

 

[Runwildboys]

no idea who that is

Really? Google it, maybe you just forgot.

 

[waldoputty]

Really? Google it, maybe you just forgot.

wow

 

[Chrispierce]

go play in asia where men r kings.

Well,I didn’t even make it past the bathroom yesterday. Got sick and spent hours on the toilet. Ohhhh boy,I made over the wall alright.

 

[waldoputty]

Well,I didn’t even make it past the bathroom yesterday. Got sick and spent hours on the toilet. Ohhhh boy,I made over the wall alright.

sorry sir

 

[Runwildboys]

sorry sir

Nah. That's the best day he's had in months.

 

[Chrispierce]

sorry sir

No biggie...I’ll make another jail break attempt sooner or later.

 

[Chrispierce]

Nah. That's the best day he's had in months.

Not really,but the point stands. Lool
I am going nuts and restless. I need some action out of family squareville.

 

[Corso]

thanks in advance, anyone familiar with the 2 new england cities?
mostly curious about how friendly people are, cost of living, quality of medical care and restaurants.
in providence, most curious about their portugese restaurants and how hot it gets in the summer.

Stephen King/Lovecraft territory...
You belong there.

 

[The Fonz]

San Carlos CA
Wait you live in San Francisco and Los Angeles? Or is that short for other cities?

Waldo is under the Witness Protection Program don't ask for more details.

 

[waldoputty]

Stephen King/Lovecraft territory...
You belong there.

lovecraft! wow

 

[Chrispierce]

Waldo is under the Witness Protection Program don't ask for more details.

I feel like I’m in one myself. I’m going stir crazy. I can’t handle this anymore. I need a good size drink of debauchery.