Private interview with Jerry: 3 questions you'd ask

[tyke1doe]

I know we all like to talk smack about owners, coaches and players on message boards but likely wouldn't show the same disrespect if we had to speak to them face-to-face.
So, seriously, if you had an audience with Jerry Jones (I'll offer other names if there's interest) and got to ask him three questions, which would they be and how would you frame them?
Try to be serious and not silly.

Mine:

1. When do you expect to induct Jimmy Johnson into the Ring of Honor?
2. If you could add one player from the 90s Super Bowl team to the current roster, who would he be and why? (Probably wouldn't answer, but I'd ask.)
3. What is your greatest regret as the owner of the Dallas Cowboys?

Yours?

 

[Haimerej]

1) Can I have a grant?
2) Why not?
3) Don't you feel like you owe me?

 

[Cowpolk]

1.Will you be my Daddy? Depending on the answer I only need 1

 

[75boyz]

1.Would you ever sell?
2. Will a non-Jones ever be GM?
3.Will a coach ever be given complete authority over all football team decisions again?

 

[Risen Star]

When? Where? Weapons?

 

[ChuckA1]

My three:

1. When are you going to win another SB?
2. When are you going to win another SB?
3. When are you going to win another SB?

Yes, I'm shallow

 

[Coogiguy03]

1 Are you crazy, 2) why does it take you so long to have a press conference, 3) what's the REAL reason we got rid of coop

 

[America's Cowboy]

(1) Would you hire me to your scout group?
(2) Would you ever bring the Cowboys on tour to deep South Texas, especially Coach Landry's childhood hometown of Mission and the whole Rio Grande Valley?
(3) Why have you not agreed to play a game in Mexico City, especially since most Mexicans are hardcore Cowboys fans...and the exposure of playing in their country's capitol would be enormous...which could lead to other Latin countries wanting to host a Cowboys game as well.

 

[ShortRound]

1. Would you hire me right now?
2. Can I buy you a drink?
3. You secretly hate Stephen don't you? Don't lie.

 

[VaqueroTD]

1) Since 1995, Which team were you most confident was going to go all the way?
2) Which player or coach since that 1990s dynasty do you wish had a chance to win at least one Super Bowl?
3) How many cheerleaders have you nailed?

 

[erod]

1. How's Jimmy?
2. Are you ready to sell the team?
3. Are you my real father?

 

[Ranching]

I know we all like to talk smack about owners, coaches and players on message boards but likely wouldn't show the same disrespect if we had to speak to them face-to-face.
So, seriously, if you had an audience with Jerry Jones (I'll offer other names if there's interest) and got to ask him three questions, which would they be and how would you frame them?
Try to be serious and not silly.

Mine:

1. When do you expect to induct Jimmy Johnson into the Ring of Honor?
2. If you could add one player from the 90s Super Bowl team to the current roster, who would he be and why? (Probably wouldn't answer, but I'd ask.)
3. What is your greatest regret as the owner of the Dallas Cowboys?

Yours?

1. Can I have another?
2. Can you make it a double?
3. Can I have another?

 

[Ranching]

(1) Would you hire me to your scout group?
(2) Would you ever bring the Cowboys on tour to deep South Texas, especially Coach Landry's childhood hometown of Mission and the whole Rio Grande Valley?
(3) Why have you not agreed to play a game in Mexico City, especially since most Mexicans are hardcore Cowboys fans...and the exposure of playing in their country's capitol would be enormous...which could lead to other Latin countries wanting to host a Cowboys game as well.

Former Harlingen QB, Sammy Garza has been a Cowboys scout for many years.....maybe he can hook you up

 

[America's Cowboy]

Former Harlingen QB, Sammy Garza has been a Cowboys scout for many years.....maybe he can hook you up

Wow, that's awesome for Sammy! That would be a dream come true, Coach.

 

[Centex]

1. Do you consider yourself a successful general manager?

2. Do you have input on game plans and or playing time?

3. How would you handle differently the firings of Tom Landry and the departure of Jimmy Johnson.

 

[Corso]

I know we all like to talk smack about owners, coaches and players on message boards but likely wouldn't show the same disrespect if we had to speak to them face-to-face.
So, seriously, if you had an audience with Jerry Jones (I'll offer other names if there's interest) and got to ask him three questions, which would they be and how would you frame them?
Try to be serious and not silly.

Mine:

1. When do you expect to induct Jimmy Johnson into the Ring of Honor?
2. If you could add one player from the 90s Super Bowl team to the current roster, who would he be and why? (Probably wouldn't answer, but I'd ask.)
3. What is your greatest regret as the owner of the Dallas Cowboys?

Yours?

If you could travel back in time, what would you change?

If the new stadium wasn't approved to near your parameters, what would you have done?

Why does Jimmy still hurt you?

 

[tyke1doe]

If you could travel back in time, what would you change?

If the new stadium wasn't approved to near your parameters, what would you have done?

Why does Jimmy still hurt you?

 

[tyke1doe]

1. How's Jimmy?
2. Are you ready to sell the team?
3. Are you my real father?

 

[tcain2004]

1) Since 1995, Which team were you most confident was going to go all the way?
2) Which player or coach since that 1990s dynasty do you wish had a chance to win at least one Super Bowl?
3) How many cheerleaders have you nailed?

2 has to be romo.

 

[tcain2004]

3. What is your greatest regret as the owner of the Dallas Cowboys? stole this from another poster it would be my first question.

2. How much can you actually drink?

1. How much losing is it going to take for you to hire outside gm