Private interview with Jerry: 3 questions you'd ask

[Typhus]

1. What are me chances with Charlotte?
2. If you could be a tree could I cut you down?
3. What are your thoughts about life after Dak?

Brilliant man you are, no sarcasm here.

 

[JohnsKey19]

Can I hold 10 million?

 

[KJJ]

Good luck coming up with one question Jerry can’t dance around. He’ll spend five minutes talking and never give you a clear answer.

 

[Vtwin]

What's the one thing you would go back and change if you could?
What is your biggest weakness as a GM?
What is your biggest strength as a GM?

 

[tcain2004]

1. Is your forehead from 10 years ago currently somewhere near the back of your neck.
2. Do you still dream of pulling the Lombardi out of Jimmys hands at the post game press conference.
3. How has your wife stayed with you.

I definitely laughed too hard at #1

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Brilliant man you are, no sarcasm here.

I do suffer for me Cowboys.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

What's the one thing you would go back and change if you could?
What is your biggest weakness as a GM?
What is your biggest strength as a GM?

...Where do you see yourself here in 5 years?

 

[visionary]

1. Even though everyone knows you’re a complete football moron why can’t you see that?
2. See 1
3. See 1

 

[JohnnyTheFox]

Only one question, out of all of the teams in the NFL why did you have to buy my beloved Cowboys?

 

[Bullflop]

I don't have many questions for Jerry Jones -- I feel as though I know him far too well, already!
I'd like to ask him if he feels Stephen will hire a GM when he's a heavenly host, though.

 

[Hennessy_King]

1. Can you please rank your kids from smartest to dumbest?

2. How many hookers does your wife know about?

3. Can I have $10 million?

 

[Manster_Mash]

1. Who do you think you are?

2. What gives you the right?

3. What's the illegitimate daughter's phone #?

 

[Jarntt]

1) Did you eat paint chips as a kid?

 

[Acceptablename]

I know we all like to talk smack about owners, coaches and players on message boards but likely wouldn't show the same disrespect if we had to speak to them face-to-face.
So, seriously, if you had an audience with Jerry Jones (I'll offer other names if there's interest) and got to ask him three questions, which would they be and how would you frame them?
Try to be serious and not silly.

Mine:

1. When do you expect to induct Jimmy Johnson into the Ring of Honor?
2. If you could add one player from the 90s Super Bowl team to the current roster, who would he be and why? (Probably wouldn't answer, but I'd ask.)
3. What is your greatest regret as the owner of the Dallas Cowboys?

Yours?

Is 27 years without Superbowl appearance an indication of your failures and why can’t you figure out the solution.. What time is it Mr. Jones

 

[Creeper]

I wouldn't waste my times because I could probably predict the answer to any question I would ask him.

 

[CWR]

My three:

1. When are you going to win another SB?
2. When are you going to win another SB?
3. When are you going to win another SB?

Yes, I'm shallow

The only question that matters

 

[Typhus]

Only one question, out of all of the teams in the NFL why did you have to buy my beloved Cowboys?

Just think how much worse it could have been with Danny Boy.

 

[Vanilla2]

Can I have a job?
I’m getting overpaid right?
When do I start?

 

[Oz-of-Cowboy-Country]

Why are you so stubborn?

Why are you so stupid?

Do you need help biting the bullet?

 

[Jake]

1. What really happened between you and Jimmy?
2. If you could go back and change one personnel decision with the Cowboys, what would it be?
3. Can I have $1 million, please?