Private interview with Jerry: 3 questions you'd ask

[Corso]

2 has to be romo.

Or Ware.
Maybe Witten.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

I know we all like to talk smack about owners, coaches and players on message boards but likely wouldn't show the same disrespect if we had to speak to them face-to-face.
So, seriously, if you had an audience with Jerry Jones (I'll offer other names if there's interest) and got to ask him three questions, which would they be and how would you frame them?
Try to be serious and not silly.

Mine:

1. When do you expect to induct Jimmy Johnson into the Ring of Honor?
2. If you could add one player from the 90s Super Bowl team to the current roster, who would he be and why? (Probably wouldn't answer, but I'd ask.)
3. What is your greatest regret as the owner of the Dallas Cowboys?

Yours?

1. What are me chances with Charlotte?
2. If you could be a tree could I cut you down?
3. What are your thoughts about life after Dak?

 

[tcain2004]

Or Ware.
Maybe Witten.

didn't ware get one in Denver in the end? I think it would be romo with Witten 2nd

 

[Corso]

1. What are me chances with Charlotte?
2. If you could be a tree could I cut you down?
3. What are your thoughts about life after Dak?

I love #2.
Reminded me of:
If you could be a twee,
what twee would you be?

And then I segued hard into Kill Tha Wabbit!!!

I don't know why I go where I go, but I tend to go any which way, but...

 

[Corso]

didn't ware get one in Denver in the end? I think it would be romo with Witten 2nd

He did. I'm thinking of guys he feels are his guys and deserved a Ring. I'm not too concerned enough to go back though.
Maybe you're right. I may be crazy.
But it just may be a LOOOONATIC you're looking for!

 

[john van brocklin]

I know we all like to talk smack about owners, coaches and players on message boards but likely wouldn't show the same disrespect if we had to speak to them face-to-face.
So, seriously, if you had an audience with Jerry Jones (I'll offer other names if there's interest) and got to ask him three questions, which would they be and how would you frame them?
Try to be serious and not silly.

Mine:

1. When do you expect to induct Jimmy Johnson into the Ring of Honor?
2. If you could add one player from the 90s Super Bowl team to the current roster, who would he be and why? (Probably wouldn't answer, but I'd ask.)
3. What is your greatest regret as the owner of the Dallas Cowboys?

Yours?

1. same
2. why with the teams failure to make it to a NFCC game in 26 years won't you hire a GM ??????????
3. after he evades question 2, Ask him again.

 

[basel90]

Can you do yourself and your legacy a favor and hire a top GM ?
Do you really want to end your legacy on a 29+ years without a Super Bowl ?, sit back and get the best GM out there to help Stephen , ?
Do you want another smoked bourbon or Johnny walker Blue ?

 

[Majic]

1) Bill Parcells rebuilt the franchise into a contender. What did you learn from him and what didn't you like about his approach?
2) How do you see the global growth of the sport over the next 20 years and in particular would you support a franchise in the UK?
3) What is the angriest you have ever got with a player or coach and why?

 

[IrishAnto]

Just need one.
When are you going to fire the GM?

 

[plymkr]

1. Why do you suck so bad.
2. In 27 years why haven't you figured out you suck.
3. Do you still think Troy looks good in the shower.

 

[plymkr]

1. Do you consider yourself a successful general manager?

2. Do you have input on game plans and or playing time?

3. How would you handle differently the firings of Tom Landry and the departure of Jimmy Johnson.

Good questions. I was going more the humor/I'm butthurt route. But those are good questions.

 

[plymkr]

Or Ware.
Maybe Witten.

Yeah, probably all 3. I'd even throw in Terrell Owens. I bet Jerry would have loved to take credit for utilizing TO for a Super Bowl. The 49ers couldn't, neither could the Eagles. But definitely Romo, Ware and Witten.

 

[csirl]

1. When are you retiring as GM?
2. Why do you have a "we like our guys' philisophy which results in us overpaying on contracts?
3. Did you meet Bernie Ecclestone at the Monaco GP?

 

[Jipper]

1 what is your name?

2 what is your quest?

3 what is the interior volume of the cowboys stadium in cubic feet???


Then we he cant answer throw him off the bridge of death...next up Stephen! Same 3 questions

 

[atlantacowboy]

1) Why do you persist in the role of GM given the last 26 years?

2) Why haven't you put Jimmy Johnson in the ROH ?

3) Why do you curb tailgating at Cowboy games by refusing to open the parking lots until a few hours before game time? Before you arrived, there was a festive atmosphere around the stadium. Not so much anymore.

 

[DeaconMoss]

I know we all like to talk smack about owners, coaches and players on message boards but likely wouldn't show the same disrespect if we had to speak to them face-to-face.
So, seriously, if you had an audience with Jerry Jones (I'll offer other names if there's interest) and got to ask him three questions, which would they be and how would you frame them?
Try to be serious and not silly.

Mine:

1. When do you expect to induct Jimmy Johnson into the Ring of Honor?
2. If you could add one player from the 90s Super Bowl team to the current roster, who would he be and why? (Probably wouldn't answer, but I'd ask.)
3. What is your greatest regret as the owner of the Dallas Cowboys?

Yours?

How did you cover up the Wal Mart/Dez story?
How much coc did you do at the white house with Irvin?
How many players has Charlotte slept with?

 

[Diehardblues]

I know we all like to talk smack about owners, coaches and players on message boards but likely wouldn't show the same disrespect if we had to speak to them face-to-face.
So, seriously, if you had an audience with Jerry Jones (I'll offer other names if there's interest) and got to ask him three questions, which would they be and how would you frame them?
Try to be serious and not silly.

Mine:

1. When do you expect to induct Jimmy Johnson into the Ring of Honor?
2. If you could add one player from the 90s Super Bowl team to the current roster, who would he be and why? (Probably wouldn't answer, but I'd ask.)
3. What is your greatest regret as the owner of the Dallas Cowboys?

Yours?

The first time I spoke with our owner was in Green Bay in Oct 1989 at the team we were staying in as part of the Cowboys Travel Club.

I was standing in line behind him at the gift store the morning of the game . I asked him about the weather that day and if he liked our chances of getting his first win. And what was he buying.

He was very friendly and appreciative of my support of his new Travel Club and liked our chances , the weather was to be ideal for Green Bay in late October and he needed some Rolaids.

 

[kskboys]

Permission to treat interviewee as a hostile interviewee!!!!

1. Why won't you adequately address S and NT?
2. Since you admit you suck as GM, why do you still insist on doing it?
3. Can I ride the stripper bus w/ you?

 

[fivetwos]

1. How much NDA money do you estimate you've paid out since you bought the Cowboys?

 

[jazzcat22]

1. Now that your Stayjum is 12 years old, will you be asking for a new Stayjum in 18 years?
2. Do you expect to be around in 18 years?
3. When are you going to try to get another SB played here?