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Went to an early opening of Cyrus in NYC, I think it opens everywhere else next Friday.

Cyrus 7/10

If you like off-kilter movies. (Fargo, Momento, etc) This movie is for you.

If you like to watch situations that make would make someone extremely uncomfortable. This Cyrus is a movie for you!

This movie isn't really a comedy, though there are comedy actors in it. It's actually kind of creepy. Not in a horror scary sense, but in a very odd and weird sense.

As I noted, if you are a Fargo or Momento fan, Cyrus is for you!
 

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nyc;3438076 said:
Went to an early opening of Cyrus in NYC, I think it opens everywhere else next Friday.

Cyrus 7/10

If you like off-kilter movies. (Fargo, Momento, etc) This movie is for you.

If you like to watch situations that make would make someone extremely uncomfortable. This Cyrus is a movie for you!

This movie isn't really a comedy, though there are comedy actors in it. It's actually kind of creepy. Not in a horror scary sense, but in a very odd and weird sense.

As I noted, if you are a Fargo or Momento fan, Cyrus is for you!

Interesting. I love Fargo. I'll watch it after I check out this movie called Surveillance. Looks pretty interesting.
 

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Toy Story 3 - *sigh* 6.5/10. I really wish Pixar had stopped after The Incredibles because they haven't had a really good movie since then (though there are flashes of brilliance here and there).

This is easily the worst of the Toy Story series. Easily the least humorous, the least interesting, and least original. Again, they rehash the "are we being thrown out" storyline. While it was good in the first, and had strong enough legs to make the 2nd work, it is a worn out premise IMO.

There's nothing really new here, it's the same old story. And while that may not sound bad considering how good the first two in the series are, it doesn't do the same old things nearly as well as those movies did. And what little that is new (the bad toys) aren't nearly as interesting or fun as the toys they replaced.

Ultimately, just another overrated Pixar movie.
And don't bother with the 3D, it is VERY minimal in it's usage, so much so that you can almost watch it without the glasses and still see it fine. So if you can, save your money.
 

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ChldsPlay. Were any of the villains more villainous than Stinkey Pete? Man, I hated that guy.

Oh yeah, noboby watch Surveillance, what a crappy movie.
 

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ChldsPlay;3438391 said:
Toy Story 3 - *sigh* 6.5/10. I really wish Pixar had stopped after The Incredibles because they haven't had a really good movie since then (though there are flashes of brilliance here and there).

This is easily the worst of the Toy Story series. Easily the least humorous, the least interesting, and least original. Again, they rehash the "are we being thrown out" storyline. While it was good in the first, and had strong enough legs to make the 2nd work, it is a worn out premise IMO.

There's nothing really new here, it's the same old story. And while that may not sound bad considering how good the first two in the series are, it doesn't do the same old things nearly as well as those movies did. And what little that is new (the bad toys) aren't nearly as interesting or fun as the toys they replaced.

Ultimately, just another overrated Pixar movie.
And don't bother with the 3D, it is VERY minimal in it's usage, so much so that you can almost watch it without the glasses and still see it fine. So if you can, save your money.
You never cease to amaze me. Week in and week out you watch a movie and write the exact opposite of the truth. The movie has a 99% on rotten tomatoes and a 91 on metacritic. It was far and away the best of the Toy Story series. The best thing anyone can do is stay away from the movies you recommend and watch the movies you rag on.

This has to be complete and total schtick.
 

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theogt;3438398 said:
You never cease to amaze me. Week in and week out you watch a movie and write the exact opposite of the truth. The movie has a 99% on rotten tomatoes and a 91 on metacritic. It was far and away the best of the Toy Story series. The best thing anyone can do is stay away from the movies you recommend and watch the movies you rag on.

This has to be complete and total schtick.

Maybe he's just really, really, REALLY hard to please.
 

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theogt;3438398 said:
You never cease to amaze me. Week in and week out you watch a movie and write the exact opposite of the truth. The movie has a 99% on rotten tomatoes and a 91 on metacritic. It was far and away the best of the Toy Story series. The best thing anyone can do is stay away from the movies you recommend and watch the movies you rag on.

This has to be complete and total schtick.

Can't argue with my points, just site rotten tomatoes...real sign of intelligence. Those sites are useless. Is that how you determine if a movie is good? Because movie critics (who so many people complain about being stupid and out of touch) tell you so?
 

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ChldsPlay;3438419 said:
That makes no sense.

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ChldsPlay;3438418 said:
Can't argue with my points, just site rotten tomatoes...real sign of intelligence. Those sites are useless. Is that how you determine if a movie is good? Because movie critics (who so many people complain about being stupid and out of touch) tell you so?

Yeah, but you're talking about at least 100 reviews being tabulated to formulate a ranking. That's 100 different personalities.

Although I will say that every 3D movie to come out receives massive, hugely positive reviews it seems. Not all of them can be great.
 

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Bob Sacamano;3438392 said:
ChldsPlay. Were any of the villains more villainous than Stinkey Pete? Man, I hated that guy.

Oh yeah, noboby watch Surveillance, what a crappy movie.

No, the main villain is definitely out for himself and cruel enough, but he doesn't really betray anyone in the process, so he's bad, but not as bad IMO. He's not exceptionally interesting.
 

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Oh and Theo, you said it was far and away the best Toy Story, but your precious Rotten Tomatoes has BOTH Toy Story and Toy Story 2 at 100%, which tops this latest effort.
 

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This reviewer sums it up quite well (bolded parts are those I disagree with):

Midway through Toy Story 3, Hayao Miyazaki’s most beloved creation, Totoro, makes a cameo appearance. The nod seems to be borne out of the Pixar creators’ stated respect for Miyazaki’s work, but nonetheless comes across as mild hubris, given that the obligatory, imagination-bereft Toy Story 3 pales in comparison to any of the animated wonders that Miyazaki’s Studio Ghibli has produced. Technically well-crafted (with the significant exception of 3D effects that seem like an obvious afterthought), the film blandly recycles both the jokes and themes of its predecessor, this time with the separation anxiety of cowboy Jessie contaminating the whole toy box as their owner, Andy, begins preparations to leave for college.



This theme of rejection has arguably been central to the Toy Story series since Buzz displaced Woody in the first entry, making the sequels’ focus on the same material feel redundant. More troubling than that continued lack of thematic imagination, however, are the characters and plot elements in this third entry that seem to have been cribbed from the previous franchise entries. Once again, space hero Buzz Lightyear reverts to factory settings and turns on his fellow toys. Lotso, a malicious Teddy bear, comes off as a Stinky Pete retread. The basic plot, which recycles numerous prison escape films, is a tired inversion of Toy Story 2’s rescue operation. That the overall level of invention would be reduced is to be expected in a second sequel, one could argue, but that makes this film feel no less stale.



Toy Story 3 strives to invoke the audience’s sense of nostalgia, both for the characters in the film and for the retail products that they signify. Watching the movie, however, the nostalgia that I felt most strongly was for animated features produced in the pre-Shrek era. Toy Story 3 frequently indulges in the cheap brand of crass humor that has defined that series, with fart jokes, ethnic jokes, and gay jokes throughout its run time. All of this seems well beneath the level of sophistication that people insist Pixar films possess, and suggests something of a shark jump for the studio.



Beyond such quibbles, the threadbare plot of Toy Story 3 raises another cause for complaint. While the series’ willingness to grapple with the disposability of toys is commendable, the sappy ending, in which Andy, on the verge of manhood, regresses considerably, renders much of the complexity of what has come before moot. Since the emotional core of the film is left over from its predecessors, the focus of the movie falls on its action set pieces, all of which are pitched at the same level and grow redundant. This is unfortunate, because Toy Story 3 has little to offer adult viewers beyond those endless chases, coy referentiality, and its sole thematic obsession. For children, and children at heart, it might be enough. At best, Toy Story 3 stands as a refinement of Toy Story 2, a movie which was an unnecessary sequel to begin with.

And for the record, I never said it was a bad movie, just not that great. It's simply mediocre.
 

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Toy Story 3 frequently indulges in the cheap brand of crass humor that has defined that series, with fart jokes, ethnic jokes, and gay jokes throughout its run time.

The members on the forum would definitely eat it up then.
 

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Bob Sacamano;3438439 said:
The members on the forum would definitely eat it up then.

To be fair, I can't recall any fart jokes, but I think he was talking about the style of humor in general, which makes it an apt description.
 

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Great CGI, but good lord did it drag on. Some of the dialogue belonged in a made-for-tv movie.
 
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