lol.
@blindzebra got me thinking about certain things that *may* pass muster with the Imagination Is Optional Coalition. Sticking with Marvel Cinematic Universe related movies:
A billionaire underwent a critical life saving heart procedure inside a dusty Middle Eastern cave... and survived.
A scientist is bombarded with multiple lethal levels of radiation. He survived too.
A master archer who practically never misses a target regardless of the situation. He has even been known to not even look where he is aiming because... he never misses. Duh.
Talking raccoons. Wait. Talking trees. Wait. Talking super artificial intelligences not conceived by IBM. Eat your heart out, Siri.
People surviving the naked vacuum of space.
Talk about survival skills... A guy who not only shrinks to the size of a bug and does not get swatted but can dive into the microverse and return, avoiding being absorbed by countless germs, etc.
Shh. Two words. Magic. People.
More magic. A hammer... that no one *wink wink* can lift. Unless you are an artificial being.
Hey! An artificial being that does not shuffle around like it has severe arthritis.
A demi-god who sees across galaxies with the naked eye.
(lol. I said naked twice in one post.)
A 92-pound weakling steps into a metal box and comes out a 235-pound beach model seconds later.
Tons (tons with a T and an S) of concrete falls on a teenager and he basically shrugs it off, after crying about tons of concrete falling on top of him.
Some guys and girls fight a
PLANET. And win.
Evil super robot slaps rockets under a TOWN...
Okay. I will stop. For now.
Oh ***** it. A guy takes out a military heli-jet, by himself, using only an oversized metal frisbee.
Okay. Now I am really done. Wait...