Deadskins
I hate them with a pasion but I wil be objectivate with my opinons for the best interest of the forum)
QB: D+ (Brunell is a decent starter when he's not busted up and on the bench whining about not playing and backstabbing Ramsey in private religous revival type meatings with Gibbs. However with the swiss cheese o-line Vegas got the over under on games played for Brunell to hover somewheres round 4-5. The smart moneys's is on the under. When Brunell goes down they got Jason Campbell with the IQ of a peach pie and some guy from Kanssa city who no's the offense but hasn't played a lick in 10 years even though he's near the mandatory retirments age for career bakups. I laughs at they're misfortunancy with gustoh and much luster!)
RB: C+ (Portis is ok when he has a wide whole to go through but he gets scaredy feets when he gets popped early in a game and he starts looking for a place to fall down like a kitty cat in a den of rottwhilers. Plus he can't score touchdowns and he's always taking plays off because he gets hurt. On top of that his stupid costuming stuff at press talkings makes him s like he should be hanging out with the Village People in drag queen outfits and unholy unions they call marriages that hopefully Mister Bush will end before he leaves office for good.
WR: C (Moss is good when people forget to cover him or tackle him on screen plays but other than that he's a britle baby boy who will brake and shatter like glass if he gets hit by Roy. After Moss Snyder in one of his ileagle cap manipulates overpaid for 2 jokes of a receivers who wouldn't not even make the practice squad of the Boys. Randle El can throw passes but my Grandma runs bester patterns than he does and she uses a walker. The bum they gots from Frisco-- cant even remembers his name-- had one or 2 big games and led the Leagues in dropped passes on cachable balls. HA HA HA HA HA!!! I laughs at Snyders continal wasting of his daddys moneys. The rich nerd. I hate him bad!!
OL: D- (They have the two most overates at linemans in the hole Leagues-- Samuels and Janson stink, nuff said. They best lineman Randy Thomson tore off his leg last year and they're starting center (another overpay on Snyder) got hurt in an accidental riding on atvs with Sean Taylor in the off season when they should have been traineing. I don't even know who their other guard is but I can bet you too things about him: 1. he's overpaid and 2. he sucks. As for the depth well they picked up a bum that we let go and another bum with some racial stuff from his Ohio State days (talk about locker room cancer) This may be the laughing stocks ofthe entire history of offensive lines. I'm guessing they give up 7-10 sacks/game (remember with their new offensive they gonna be throwing a whole lotta balls so the sacks are gonna go way up sense they can't not block anybodys).
DL: D- (They got a sadly mixup of nobodys has-beens never-will-be's and hope-they-get-betters. What a joke!
LB: C (They lost Arrington they're best player even though I hated him for the cheapshot takeout on Troy.
May he one day get the same. I must admit Marcus Washington can play pretty good but he's do for a career ending injury or some unfortune mishaps about now so he doesn't not matter. And I can't even name another linebacks worth a damn on the entire roster. They lost Pierce to the Giants and he was great for them. Just another Snyder thing-- he lets his best players go and then overpays to replkace at them with infurior ones.
DBs: F (I laugh out loud at this group and can't not wait til Bledsoe get a chance to shrivel them up like a surgeron. Springs is always hurt and he's on the wrong side of thirty. He's done but Snyder overspent so much on him they cant afford to cut him. Archetta is good in the box but he can't cover anybody since his steroid loaded body is strong but not fast or manooverable. The rookie they got at corner from last year always looks scared out their and he can be beat deep with ease. Taylor is good at spitting- hitting late out of bounds sucker punching- causing brawls- brandishing weapons- paying off judges and prosecutesors but his voodoo type of luck wont last for all time. Sooner than later he will end up where he belong-- in a nice 8X10 cage wearing a dress and heels practising unsafe backdoor activity with his husband BIG Bubba.
