RB Joseph Randle was arrested yesterday for shoplifting at Dillards

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By Mayo Clinic Staff

Kleptomania is the irresistible urge to steal items that you generally don't really need and that usually have little value. Kleptomania (klep-toe-MAY-knee-uh) is a serious mental health disorder that can cause much emotional pain to you and your loved ones if not treated.

Kleptomania is a type of impulse control disorder — a disorder in which you can't resist the temptation or drive to perform an act that's harmful to you or someone else.

Many people with kleptomania live lives of secret shame because they're afraid to seek mental health treatment. Although there's no cure for kleptomania, treatment with medication or psychotherapy may be able to help end the cycle of compulsive stealing.

I know what it is.

I also know we live in the age of "It's not my fault– my dad didn't tell me he loved me."
 

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I know what it is.

I also know we live in the age of "It's not my fault– my dad didn't tell me he loved me."

I'm not defending his action. You just seemed to be ignorant to the fact that they do indeed have therapy for kleptomaniacs.
 

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i would be watching my undies if i had the locker next to him:)
this may be one of the dumbest crimes committed by a player but in the great scheme of things it's a minor offense. it is very stupid though and makes you wonder about what was he thinking
 

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Just saw he's going to get fined by the cowboys for this but will not be suspended
 

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I would honestly come down hard on him for this, suspend him for multiple games. We need to make a statement that we aren't gonna put up with stupid crap like this and that our number one goal is winning football games. I mean seriously... what an idiot.
 

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Wait until he goes on the road and the folks behind the Cowboy bench start offering him underwear and cologne.

He'll feel like Tom Jones

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Let's not go overboard with this.

Rice and Peterson seriously angered people. Many people view them as being bad guys.

Randle is making people laugh and say WTH. People aren't saying Randle is a bad guy - they are saying he's an idiot.

It was a joke.
 

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Send him to the asthma field for a day, give him 40 carries against the Gmen...full special team duties. Then make him wax every teammates car.

Let's keep the punishment internal.
 

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Send him to the asthma field for a day, give him 40 carries against the Gmen...full special team duties. Then make him wax every teammates car.

Let's keep the punishment internal.

lol Don't forget cleaning out the toilets.
 

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Actually, most do not have a college education, nor the educational preparedness to do so. Especially those that steal cologne and underbritches in a camera-filled shopping mall in the middle of white suburbia.

They get at least one year of college, and if they don't go back after, or find another job, it's their own fault if they run out of money.

I call that being lazy or dumb. Both are the players fault.
 

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If guilty misdemeanor no jail pay a fine make apologies. Internal and/or nfl light suspension. Lesson learned hopefully and move on.
 

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It's normal for a thread to migrate a bit but you can't stretch this thread to the world of investment.
 

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Yeah I have Creed Green Irish Twed and Bond Bleeker St. but still wear Terre d' Hermes the most. Agree that some niche stuff is not as good as the price and the general public will still prefer the new Acqua di Gio. Glad some others on here get the reference though!

I used to have a cologne called Lavender Green back in the 90's, bought it at a dollar store, I never had more women or come up to get a whiff or men ask what the name asking where could they buy it. Only cost a buck but beat anything I still wear today, and of course I've never been able to find it again either.
 
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