RB Joseph Randle was arrested yesterday for shoplifting at Dillards

[punchnjudy]

Well at least now Jerry knows how to structure his contract incentives.

Do Fruit of the Looms count under the salary cap?

 

[Hostile]

Wait until he goes on the road and the folks behind the Cowboy bench start offering him underwear and cologne.

Maybe he just doesn't like stanky drawers.

 

[BAT]

Could be a mental problem.

He could also just be a moron.

I vote moron. And the Cowboys are just going to fine him, not suspend him. He will be punished more severely by the NFL I think, deservedly so.

 

[Clove]

Well, I hope he doesn't get suspended for this, I like the 1 - 2 punch of Murray and Randle.

 

[Zordon]

Well, I hope he doesn't get suspended for this, I like the 1 - 2 punch of Murray and Randle.

not a chance. there will be a fine which i bet jerry refunds to him after a month of solid citizenship and everything will be fine.

 

[Zman5]

I vote moron. And the Cowboys are just going to fine him, not suspend him. He will be punished more severely by the NFL I think, deservedly so.

His biggest punishment is going to come from his teammates in the locker room.

 

[WoodysGirl]

 

[Szczepanik]

He clearly was going to be getting some physical loving that evening.

Big game vs seattle = needs to smell good and have clean drawers for the events of the evening

Gotta have clean drawers.

 

[lane]

i'm upset because not only is he an adequate backup rb...he is one of our best special teams players..

maybe it is a big misunderstanding.

 

[Nirvana]

His biggest punishment is going to come from his teammates in the locker room.

He should expect to find some dirty underwear in his locker on a regular basis.

 

[Tabascocat]

 

[ThreeandOut]

How much you want to bet a security guard tackled him?

I'm not sure if someone else has said this in this 19 page thread, but he probably could have gotten away if he ran a 4.4 forty instead of a 4.6.

 

[big dog cowboy]

Take it out of his paycheck, give him a swift kick in the *** and let's move on. We need to focus on the Gints.

 

[JonJon]

He will never live this down. He will forever be known as the guy who stole drawers and used cologne.

 

[MRV52]

That was an expensive shopping spree.

 

[iceberg]

He will never live this down. He will forever be known as the guy who stole drawers and used cologne.

In a month no one will care

 

[SuspectCorner]

OMG - a Cowboys player may have a... ulp... character flaw!

Seriously, let the legal system run it's course and apply whatever penalty they deem necessary. (Like starving children everywhere are affected by a department store chain's loss of some cologne and underwear - which the loss is prolly factored into their pricing model anyhow.)

That penalty, if he is in fact convicted, combined with the shame that would reasonably follow him... should be punishment enough. He will be 'outed' to his teammates, the organization, the league, and the public in general.

Oh... and he can kiss 'goodbye' any future NFL 'Man of the Year' consideration.

 

[SuspectCorner]

I swear I was thinking about this song as soon as I heard the story. Still love Jane's Addiction... Nothing's Shocking an all-time classic (Tho' it doesn't contain the aforementioned 'Caught Stealing' which is on Ritual...)

 

[SuspectCorner]

Randle will only be making a brief appearance in the next game.

 

[JoeyBoy718]

I haven't read any posts in this thread. Been busy. Can someone give me a brief recap. Any word on the team/league suspending him? What is the percentage Williams takes over his spot? I know a lot of people wanted that. They might get their wish. I liked Randle but maybe (like Free's injury) it'll work out for the best.