RB Joseph Randle was arrested yesterday for shoplifting at Dillards

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My disappointment is he was trying to steal cologne from Dillards. At least go to Niemans and get some Creed, Bond No. 9 or some Tom Ford Private Collection. Was it worth getting arrested for Curve? Come on man, you're a pro athlete.
 

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Lol this is more funny than anything. I bet they fine him and just don't play him a week or two

They run around 40 times a game. They have to play him if he's on the roster. Dunbar is strictly a specialist.
 

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Cut him and call it a day... We're trying to do serious things this year, don't have time for people like this.

no thanks,he doesnt have a substance abuse problem and he doesnt beat women,he made a mistake and he doesnt need to pay with his career.
 

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My disappointment is he was trying to steal cologne from Dillards. At least go to Niemans and get some Creed, Bond No. 9 or some Tom Ford Private Collection. Was it worth getting arrested for Curve? Come on man, you're a pro athlete.

This. That's some good stuff right there.
 

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The thing is do you believe this is the first time he's shoplifted anything?

I'm guessing that this wasn't the first time.
 

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Dad explains he had his newborn with him who was out of control. Just trying to settle baby? There has to be an explanation to this. Without knowing Randle off the field.. no way you steal underwear and cologne from Dillards making a half mil. C'mon.
 

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My disappointment is he was trying to steal cologne from Dillards. At least go to Niemans and get some Creed, Bond No. 9 or some Tom Ford Private Collection. Was it worth getting arrested for Curve? Come on man, you're a pro athlete.

The funny thing is I have a bottle of every one of those, and my Armani Black Code still gets the most compliments.
 

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Aside from his clepto habit any other colognes I should be looking for. Have plenty of TF but have to look out for Creed and Bond no.9.
 

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Dad explains he had his newborn with him who was out of control. Just trying to settle baby? There has to be an explanation to this. Without knowing Randle off the field.. no way you steal underwear and cologne from Dillards making a half mil. C'mon.

After reading the article, I think his father may be in denial. The first clue is that surveillance has Randle putting a packet of underwear into a Dillard's bag from a previous purchase. The second clue is that the Gucci Guilty Black cologne bottle was a tester. Nobody would try and buy a tester bottle, as those are not for sale. The third clue is that he was stopped by the security officer in the parking lot with the items in his possession. His father's claim that Randle was just trying to get his daughter out of the store does not make sense when you factor in the other information.
 

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Aside from his clepto habit any other colognes I should be looking for. Have plenty of TF but have to look out for Creed and Bond no.9.

Pretty soon Randle may have some free time.

You could probably hire him out as a "shopping" advisor.
 

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After reading the article, I think his father may be in denial. The first clue is that surveillance has Randle putting a packet of underwear into a Dillard's bag from a previous purchase. The second clue is that the Gucci Guilty Black cologne bottle was a tester. Nobody would try and buy a tester bottle, as those are not for sale. The third clue is that he was stopped by the security officer in the parking lot with the items in his possession. His father's claim that Randle was just trying to get his daughter out of the store does not make sense when you add in these bits of information.

Please tell me the cologne isn't really called "Guilty Black"
 

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Dad explains he had his newborn with him who was out of control. Just trying to settle baby? There has to be an explanation to this. Without knowing Randle off the field.. no way you steal underwear and cologne from Dillards making a half mil. C'mon.

That made me chuckle when it talked about the "therapy" and help the NFL would provide (while disciplining him of course)... Like he doesn't know you don't steal stuff? Really?
 

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That made me chuckle when it talked about the "therapy" and help the NFL would provide (while disciplining him of course)... Like he doesn't know you don't steal stuff? Really?

He might be a klepto, that would involve therapy.
 

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Definition
By Mayo Clinic Staff

Kleptomania is the irresistible urge to steal items that you generally don't really need and that usually have little value. Kleptomania (klep-toe-MAY-knee-uh) is a serious mental health disorder that can cause much emotional pain to you and your loved ones if not treated.

Kleptomania is a type of impulse control disorder — a disorder in which you can't resist the temptation or drive to perform an act that's harmful to you or someone else.

Many people with kleptomania live lives of secret shame because they're afraid to seek mental health treatment. Although there's no cure for kleptomania, treatment with medication or psychotherapy may be able to help end the cycle of compulsive stealing.
 

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The funny thing is I have a bottle of every one of those, and my Armani Black Code still gets the most compliments.

Yeah I have Creed Green Irish Twed and Bond Bleeker St. but still wear Terre d' Hermes the most. Agree that some niche stuff is not as good as the price and the general public will still prefer the new Acqua di Gio. Glad some others on here get the reference though!
 
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