Schottenheimer press conference chatter

[DasTex]

Breaking news - Dak injuries bicep squeezing reporters shoulder - likely to miss training camp

 

[MonsterD]

Great PC I was laughing through most of it. Welp here's to Witten for 2029 head coach.

 

[rambo2]

The bottom line is that they will need some outstanding running backs to win.

 

[NDGAEDE]

All in all, a waste of an hour, and Jerry and Stephen continue to think they're the smartest guys in the room, while also being completely unable to pitch any hope to fans. In fact, I got the distinct impression that they think fans are stupid and shouldn't be pissed.

Brian may have good ideas and seems like a great guy, but holy ****, there's not a single soul that will succeed in the middle of that idiot sandwich

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Trainwreck over.

That was an unmitigated disaster.

 

[John813]

Flava Flav has been banned from AT&T stadium.

 

[Risen Star]

"We're going to win and we're going to win a Championship."


My head coach.

 

[sacase]

Jerry was really defensive I dont think I seen him like that before

 

[Ironicalicon]

How great would it be if the reporters teamed up to ask the same question until he answered it.

 

[MikeT22]

I'll believe that when I see it...and I'm not talking bargain bin

Dont make him qualify it. Street FA’s like Zeke and UFAs are all technically free agents.

 

[Cowboys93]

All in all, a waste of an hour, and Jerry and Stephen continue to think they're the smartest guys in the room, while also being completely unable to pitch any hope to fans. In fact, I got the distinct impression that they think fans are stupid and shouldn't be pissed.

Brian may have good ideas and seems like a great guy, but holy ****, there's not a single soul that will succeed in the middle of that idiot sandwich

I will say Brian seemed far more intelligent and presented more of a plan than the braintrust

 

[John813]

Jerry was really defensive I dont think I seen him like that before

He's been salty recently. Just amazed he didn't try to ban Jane for asking a question that made him get PTSD about clocks.

 

[Plankton]

My takeaway - Schottenheimer seems to be a genuinely nice man who is earnest and positive. But, there may not be a worse place to be a first time head coach, given the spotlight and the two empty suits who surrounded him on the dais. Schottenheimer is the kind of person who you would want to root for, and would probably be a good person to hang out with. However, he has not been especially successful or creative in his prior haunts as a coordinator, and does not seem to have the personality that would allow him to put the Joneses in their place.

Classic hope for the best, but expect the worst with this.

 

[StuckMojo]

They have put all their eggs in one basket and that basket’s name is Dak Prescott !

 

[Zordon]

Trainwreck over.

That was an unmitigated disaster.

Terrell Owen's overdose press conference was more joyous than the funeral we just witnessed.

 

[boysfanindc]

Trainwreck over.

That was an unmitigated disaster.

It definitely was, but Jerry thought it went well.

 

[jblaze2004]

That might have been one of the worst press conferences I've seen in a while.

 

[Risen Star]

That was the most delusional press conference I've ever seen. Not an ounce of common sense came out of either side of that panel.

 

[MikeT22]

Jerry was really defensive I dont think I seen him like that before

He is thin-skinned but wont let it make him change the way he does bidness

 

[NDGAEDE]

Trainwreck over.

That was an unmitigated disaster.

They had all weekend (plus two weeks after the season) to come up with 'here's our 4 year plan under Schottenheimer to do XYZ better' and they couldn't do it. Because there is no plan. There never was. Never will be. No free agency, only money management. No scheme improvements, only terminology changes. No personnel changes, only continuity.