So, What Happens If Suisham Misses a Short FG

[Bach]

Merry Christmas to you, and I don't think anything like you guys. So I doubt you want me in your club. I pay attention to the players and coaches. That is strictly forbidden in CRAP.

You lost me there Hostile. Realists pay attention to the players and coaches and all aspects of the team.

 

[Hostile]

You lost me there Hostile. Realists pay attention to the players and coaches and all aspects of the team.

So you heard Phil Simms, Troy Aikman, and Keith Brooking when they said previous years have no bearing on this year?

Welcome to the real dark side Bach, the real reality, not that self proclaimed bitterness variety that comes with a white flag and a beret.

 

[Bach]

So you heard Phil Simms, Troy Aikman, and Keith Brooking when they said previous years have no bearing on this year?

Welcome to the real dark side Bach, the real reality, not that self proclaimed bitterness variety that comes with a white flag and a beret.

I thought you were referring to players and coaches on the team, not just talking heads.

Hate to inform you, but trends can exist and can carry over from one season to another. I'll even bet you $1000 that the Colts finish the 2010 season with a better record than the Chiefs or Rams. Deal?

 

[bbgun]

You lost me there Hostile. Realists pay attention to the players and coaches and all aspects of the team.

So you heard Phil Simms, Troy Aikman, and Keith Brooking when they said previous years have no bearing on this year?

Welcome to the real dark side Bach, the real reality, not that self proclaimed bitterness variety that comes with a white flag and a beret.

Even the British and Germans agreed to a "Christmas truce" in WWI.

 

[Hostile]

I thought you were referring to players and coaches on the team, not just talking heads.

Hate to inform you, but trends can exist and can carry over from one season to another. I'll even bet you $1000 that the Colts finish the 2010 season with a better record than the Chiefs or Rams. Deal?

:laugh2:

I love how you think this was brilliant. Pick 4 teams who are 7-7 right now and offer the same bet. How about this instead of the $1000 since I know you will run away from that. The winner of the bet gets to choose a charity and the loser donates $50.00 to that charity in the name of Cbz40.

Oh yeah, Keith Brooking is a player on this team. I picked 3 examples I can provide more and current players and coaches quite easily.

 

[Hostile]

Even the British and Germans agreed to a "Christmas truce" in WWI.

Truth be told, I appreciate Bach and his obsession with finding my posts and seeking flaws. He's a good guy and I enjoy joking with him. I know some dislike him for his tactics, but I don't. The only complaint I really have is when he does something that is obviously to get pats on the back at DCC.

 

[theogt]

Truth be told, I appreciate Bach and his obsession with finding my posts and seeking flaws. He's a good guy and I enjoy joking with him. I know some dislike him for his tactics, but I don't. The only complaint I really have is when he does something that is obviously to get pats on the back at DCC.

Do people still visit that site? I thought it was dead by now.

 

[Bach]

:laugh2:

I love how you think this was brilliant. Pick 4 teams who are 7-7 right now and offer the same bet. How about this instead of the $1000 since I know you will run away from that. The winner of the bet gets to choose a charity and the loser donates $50.00 to that charity in the name of Cbz40.

So I take it you aren't going to accept my bet? What's wrong Hos? AFRAID the trend of the Colts finishing much higher than the Chiefs and Rams will continue?

 

[Doomsday101]

So I take it you aren't going to accept my bet? What's wrong Hos? AFRAID the trend of the Colts finishing much higher than the Chiefs and Rams will continue?

That is not a trend of one team having better overall talent. 3 or 4 years from now Chiefs and or Rams may have the talent while the Colts are back at the bottom.

 

[Hostile]

So I take it you aren't going to accept my bet? What's wrong Hos? AFRAID the trend of the Colts finishing much higher than the Chiefs and Rams will continue?

No, I'm against betting contrary to my own instincts. Are you afraid of actually having to prove your theories and having to pick from outside the extremes?

Shock and awe.[/sarcasm]

 

[Hostile]

Do people still visit that site? I thought it was dead by now.

They are still going. They had a blow out a little over a year ago and then a cuss and discuss and patched up bruised feelings I guess. I wish them well.

 

[DeaconBlues]

I can't help but wonder what happens if Suisham comes in for a 35 yarder and yips it?

Part of me doesn't even want to think about this, but realistically, we have to. I don't believe in jinxes.

I think Folk's yips are from the surgery. I never had a lot of faith in Suisham when he was here before. I do like that he has kicked at Fed Ex for the last 3 years.

He was waived because he doinked a chip shot.

I just friggin' hate Kickers. We find one we all think we can rely on and he sticks a shiv in our backs.

I do every time one of these sawed off midgets doink one. The Offense kill themselves to get the ball in range and then they make it moot.

It bothers me a whole lot more when the Offense kills themselves to get in position and the Kicker gets credit for winning the game.

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I have never liked Kickers. That's not a secret.

I do every time one of these sawed off midgets doink one. The Offense kill themselves to get the ball in range and then they make it moot.

It bothers me a whole lot more when the Offense kills themselves to get in position and the Kicker gets credit for winning the game.

As one who was raised by a grandmother who believed in voodoo curses, and the spirits of nature, I believe I have found the problem.

It's you, Hos.

You're hatred of kickers is so deep and lasting, it has become a spiritual given and one of the natural laws of the universe. Everything was peaceful until Nick Folk showed up and became the closest thing to a guarantee as a kicker that Dallas has ever had. You still hated kickers, but deep inside, a tiny sliver of ice began to melt. It shuddered the natural order, but because it was only one kicker, the universe continued.

Then Buehler was drafted. Your dislike of the position reinforced the universe, but as the season progressed, you begrudgingly began to admit the wisdom in having two kickers. You were like Scrooge about halfway through his appointment with the Ghost of Xmas present - not enough to turn you into a Kicker Disciple, but enough to defrost that cold, frozen place inside.

The Universe could not admit, could not accept such changes to its fundamental order. That's why Folk started getting the yips at about the fifth game.

And you fought it, right down to the Washington game. At that point, The Universe, desperate for it's own survival, turned Folks yips into outright cosmic failure, complete with pre-game Armageddon. The glacier reformed, and the natural order was reformed.

So Hos, this is your fault. My advice for the future?? The next time Dallas gets a wondrous kicker, one who can make 72 yarders with the wrong foot, beer in one hand, cigarette in the other, with the DC Cheerleaders as his personal trainers, you must Hate Him. Stay the course.

Save the Universe.

Save the team.

Save the cheerleaders.

It's on you. The Gods are listening.

 

[Bach]

No, I'm against betting contrary to my own instincts. Are you afraid of actually having to prove your theories and having to pick from outside the extremes?

Shock and awe.[/sarcasm]

Any trend worth noting tends to be an extreme one. Kind of like our 13 year sreak and recent Dec. trend.

And you're the one who claimed one year doesn't mean anything to the next. But apparently you now do, at least in many extreme cases, which is exactly what I've been saying.

 

[Hostile]

As one who was raised by a grandmother who believed in voodoo curses, and the spirits of nature, I believe I have found the problem.

It's you, Hos.

You're hatred of kickers is so deep and lasting, it has become a spiritual given and one of the natural laws of the universe. Everything was peaceful until Nick Folk showed up and became the closest thing to a guarantee as a kicker that Dallas has ever had. You still hated kickers, but deep inside, a tiny sliver of ice began to melt. It shuddered the natural order, but because it was only one kicker, the universe continued.

Then Buehler was drafted. Your dislike of the position reinforced the universe, but as the season progressed, you begrudgingly began to admit the wisdom in having two kickers. You were like Scrooge about halfway through his appointment with the Ghost of Xmas present - not enough to turn you into a Kicker Disciple, but enough to defrost that cold, frozen place inside.

The Universe could not admit, could not accept such changes to its fundamental order. That's why Folk started getting the yips at about the fifth game.

And you fought it, right down to the Washington game. At that point, The Universe, desperate for it's own survival, turned Folks yips into outright cosmic failure, complete with pre-game Armageddon. The glacier reformed, and the natural order was reformed.

So Hos, this is your fault. My advice for the future?? The next time Dallas gets a wondrous kicker, one who can make 72 yarders with the wrong foot, beer in one hand, cigarette in the other, with the DC Cheerleaders as his personal trainers, you must Hate Him. Stay the course.

Save the Universe.

Save the team.

Save the cheerleaders.

It's on you. The Gods are listening.

Sir, this is the greatest post ever.

 

[Hostile]

Any trend worth noting tends to be an extreme one. Kind of like our 13 year sreak and recent Dec. trend.

And you're the one who claimed one year doesn't mean anything to the next. But apparently you now do, at least in many extreme cases, which is exactly what I've been saying.

Let's talk about that one Bach. Since you can't squawk about anything else, let's roll with your babbling.

Do you contend that the Cowboys have sucked for those 13 years? Have they had inferior players who were not winners? Dazzle me with something.

I already know what you will post.

 

[DeaconBlues]

Sir, this is the greatest post ever.

The makers of Nyquil and Baileys thank you.

 

[Hostile]

The makers of Nyquil and Baileys thank you.

Merry Christmas and thank you for the roast post.

 

[DeaconBlues]

Merry Christmas and thank you for the roast post.

Back atcha.

 

[Bach]

Even the British and Germans agreed to a "Christmas truce" in WWI.

What can I say, I'm an Irish/Scottish American.

 

[Bach]

Let's talk about that one Bach. Since you can't squawk about anything else, let's roll with your babbling.

Do you contend that the Cowboys have sucked for those 13 years? Have they had inferior players who were not winners? Dazzle me with something.

I already know what you will post.

If you already know, then why ask?