Something Weird about Yourself!

[CouchCoach]

Are you for hire? I have a tree stump that I need out.

I will chip in if I can video this...….from as far off as I can get.

 

[Cowpolk]

Are you for hire? I have a tree stump that I need out.

How far is it from your house?

 

[Cowboys_22]

How far is it from your house?

15’

 

[ESisback]

15’

Too close! Gipper was consulted about Los Alamos.

 

[CouchCoach]

The Gip has a questionnaire that you have to fill out prior to contracting him but it's easy, only one question. "Do you have any living things in the immediate vicinity, defined as a city block, that you are especially attached to and are not replaceable"?

 

[Cowboys_22]

The Gip has a questionnaire that you have to fill out prior to contracting him but it's easy, only one question. "Do you have any living things in the immediate vicinity, defined as a city block, that you are especially attached to and are not replaceable"?

The Mrs is fond of her flowers....Gip, you’re fired

 

[Cowpolk]

The Mrs is fond of her flowers....Gip, you’re fired

Well hek I was gonna throw in some rocket fuel this time and a free fishing pond lacking the water right at 1st

 

[HowardC]

I have 6 kids.

 

[Cowpolk]

I have 6 kids.

Get them long bow starter kits

 

[Montanalo]

I was once held hostage by the village prostitutes while working in West Africa... Usually, when I tell this story, I am at a bar or restaurant. Typically, I don't have to buy my own drinks for the rest of the night.

 

[Montanalo]

I like you people.

Pretty much ends this thread...

 

[CouchCoach]

I was once held hostage by the village prostitutes while working in West Africa... Usually, when I tell this story, I am at a bar or restaurant. Typically, I don't have to buy my own drinks for the rest of the night.

Well, ya know what they say, it takes a village.

 

[ESisback]

I was once held hostage by the village prostitutes while working in West Africa... Usually, when I tell this story, I am at a bar or restaurant. Typically, I don't have to buy my own drinks for the rest of the night.

I was once held hostage by the village idiot. The prostitutes were previously engaged.

 

[Montanalo]

Well, ya know what they say, it takes a village.

And, I swear, there are no little ColoCowboys running around that village.

 

[Montanalo]

I was once held hostage by the village idiot. The prostitutes were previously engaged.

I'll trade you.

 

[ESisback]

I'll trade you.

The Merchant of Menace!

 

[Runwildboys]

I was once held hostage by the village idiot. The prostitutes were previously engaged.

To the Village Idiot.

 

[Cowpolk]

The shooter at the federal court in Dallas this morning worked where I do Fbi is here right now

 

[ESisback]

The shooter at the federal court in Dallas this morning worked where I do Fbi is here right now

Where do you work now, gip?

 

[Cowpolk]

Where do you work now, gip?

Im a contractor Aerospace inspector was instructed to not name the company but it is a very large world wide company