Shocked, just shocked!
I don't blame the old coot any longer, I blame these aholes asking him these stupid questions. Ask any owner, GM, HC left in the playoffs that question. You won't get the stupid wagon train analogy but you will get an affirmative. The others aren't nearly as clever and creative as latter day Mark Twain.
Someone needs to let him know he's made it to California. The objective is to be Sherman in Atlanta. Get some "Gone with the Wind" references and make sure to get some slave references, that'll go over well there.