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You know if they were ever arrested? I never follow up on these stories.

No it was his exes IPad and rumor has it that it was just left and that's how they had it. Don't quote me though that was me asking a buddy yesterday after they said hey to us
 

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Couple Locked Inside a Keyless Car Nearly Wins Darwin Award


If you believe automotive technology is developing faster than humanity can keep up with comprehending it, this news story will prove your point.

A couple in New Zealand almost didn’t make it out of their car alive when they couldn’t figure out how to exit it. Their inability to exit their Mazda3 had them locked inside a keyless car for almost 13 hours.

After Getting Locked Inside a Keyless Car, This Couple Will Always Remember the Fifth of November
While everyone in the little town of Alexandra, Otago (population less than 5,000) was out celebrating Guy Fawkes Day, Mollieanne (65) and Brian Smith (68) were locked in a keyless car in their own garage. At least, they assumed they were.

A series of events led the couple to believe they were stuck in their newly-purchased Mazda3 hatchback with no way of escape: the remote keyless entry fob was outside the car, the car manual was left in the house, it was “late” (apparently 7:00pm is late for some people), everyone was out celebrating the holiday

Rather than thinking to unlock the vehicle the traditional way, as it has been done for decades, the couple attempted to break through the glass with car jack (which failed due to their weakened state) and honking the horn (which failed, according to Mollieanne, because the Guy Fawkes Day fireworks were too loud).

Calling this a near-death experience isn’t an exaggeration. The couple was discovered by neighbors at 7:45am the next day, with Mrs. Smith unconscious and Mr. Smith struggling to breathe. According to emergency services, they were potentially less than an hour away from death.


Read the rest: http://thenewswheel.com/couple-locked-inside-keyless-car-nearly-wins-darwin-award/
 

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http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way...chains-wont-screen-the-interview-amid-threats

Sony Cancels Christmas Day Release Of 'The Interview' Amid Threats

Sony Pictures has canceled the Christmas Day release of The Interview, the comedy that centers on a plot to assassinate North Korea's leader. The move came after the largest U.S. movie theater chains said they won't screen the film in the wake of threats against them by a group that also allegedly hacked Sony's internal documents.
 

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http://mashable.com/2014/12/18/fight-emergency-landing-plane/

Mid-Flight Brawl Breaks Out Over Baby & Ramen Noodles
Two women reportedly complained to another passenger, Chan Juan Sung, that her baby was making too much noise, and that she should do something about it. Chan shouted back, and at one point, the two other women — who were sitting in front of Chan — responded by reclining their seats all the way back.

“I was sitting right next to them when they started telling the woman to shut the baby up,” she reportedly said. “She started shouting back at them, and before I knew what was happening she leant over the seat, and punched one of them … They were fighting, the baby was now screaming and other passengers were shouting.”

One the flight attendants had noodles thrown in her face.




 

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Couple Locked Inside a Keyless Car Nearly Wins Darwin Award


If you believe automotive technology is developing faster than humanity can keep up with comprehending it, this news story will prove your point.

A couple in New Zealand almost didn’t make it out of their car alive when they couldn’t figure out how to exit it. Their inability to exit their Mazda3 had them locked inside a keyless car for almost 13 hours.

After Getting Locked Inside a Keyless Car, This Couple Will Always Remember the Fifth of November
While everyone in the little town of Alexandra, Otago (population less than 5,000) was out celebrating Guy Fawkes Day, Mollieanne (65) and Brian Smith (68) were locked in a keyless car in their own garage. At least, they assumed they were.

A series of events led the couple to believe they were stuck in their newly-purchased Mazda3 hatchback with no way of escape: the remote keyless entry fob was outside the car, the car manual was left in the house, it was “late” (apparently 7:00pm is late for some people), everyone was out celebrating the holiday

Rather than thinking to unlock the vehicle the traditional way, as it has been done for decades, the couple attempted to break through the glass with car jack (which failed due to their weakened state) and honking the horn (which failed, according to Mollieanne, because the Guy Fawkes Day fireworks were too loud).

Calling this a near-death experience isn’t an exaggeration. The couple was discovered by neighbors at 7:45am the next day, with Mrs. Smith unconscious and Mr. Smith struggling to breathe. According to emergency services, they were potentially less than an hour away from death.


Read the rest: http://thenewswheel.com/couple-locked-inside-keyless-car-nearly-wins-darwin-award/

That is just :facepalm: Family Guy even did a short clip mocking Peter for being "locked" inside his parked car while begging bystanders for assistance. Just smh:D
 

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CCTV shows off-duty police officer, Darryl Jouett, accidentally shooting himself in the stomach in an elevator. Jouett, who was in the lift with his wife, was trying to replace his gun in its holster when it accidentally went off, sending a bullet richocheting off the walls and hitting him in the stomach. Jouett, a 25-year veteran of the Erlanger police department in Kentucky, was wounded in the incident and is now recovering at home.

 

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http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2015/01/news_of_daughter_father_coming_to_nj_to_live_as_ma.html

Internet aghast at news of dad, daughter planning to live as married in N.J.

Word that an 18-year-old woman from the Great Lakes region purportedly plans to move New Jersey to live as a married couple with her formerly estranged biological father has spread quickly on the Web over the last few days.

Posts on several news and commentary sites refer back to an interview in New York magazine, in which the unnamed teen reportedly said she would move to New Jersey because adult incest isn't illegal here. The teen said the marriage wouldn't be registered — a father-daughter marriage would still be legally void in New Jersey.

Former Morris County Prosecutor Robert Bianchi has told NJ Advance Media that so long as certain criteria are met, a sexual relationship between the two may be legal in New Jersey, so long as neither party is mentally incapacitated, and no force or coercion is used. New Jersey's sexual assault laws do not explicitly bar sexual relations among adults who are related. Most states bar some form of incest, but the degree of relation prohibited among sexual partners varies.
 

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Man Robs Bank, Calls Taxi, Patiently Waits For Cab Then Escapes

Darrell Lee Daniels, 37, is charged with entering a bank with intent to steal.

Police say Daniels walked into the Wells Fargo bank on Dutch Square Boulevard around noon, passed a note to the teller that said he was armed, and asked for money. After getting the cash, officers say he then went to to a fast-food restaurant nearby, where he demanded that employees call a cab for him. When the vehicle arrived, Daniel got in and left the scene.

Eventually, the police got around to catching up to the cab and Daniels was arrested.

http://www.wltx.com/story/news/crime/2015/01/21/bank-robbery-wells-fargo-columbia-sc/22125395/
 

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He wanted to beat up cows because he was stressed, but instead humped some sheep?

He went in a fighter and came out a lover. It's almost sweet, if you're not a sheep.

I'm sure when he faced a judge he was ordered to stay at least 1000 feet away from farms, ranches and petting zoos.
 

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I'm sure when he faced a judge he was ordered to stay at least 1000 feet away from farms, ranches and petting zoos.

He was stressed about school - I'll bet he was majoring in Animal Husbandry.
 

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He was stressed about school - I'll bet he was majoring in Animal Husbandry.

I'm sure in his twisted mind he thought that was a good excuse. If he ever applies for a position as a sheepherder they better do a good background check on him.
 
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