The 1,000 deceased Philly Fan Genocide

[Point-of-the-Star]

#986 While walking down the street saw a dog laying in someones yard licking its male anatomy and was so impressed thought he'd try it. Unfortunately the doberman didn't want anyone else washing his scrotum with their tongue and slashed the guys neck with fangs ripping the carotid causing death by exsanguination.

 

[timb2]

#985
Philly fan died by his wife when he kept kicking her and refused to stop sleeping with the family dog.

 

[Melonfeud]

PEF #984 suffered a crushed skull late one night while in bed, when his wife's marital aid rolled out from under her pillow,,,,an surplus MX missile

 

[Melonfeud]

Dead PEF #983 was bludgeoned about his head& neck area with an apparently hefty trauma inducing item(being as it's not been located as of yet, it's anybody's guess at this current investigative point) repeatedly ,,,by a much more dedicated& entrepreneurial semifinalist
( she's in custody & ain't talking) as both were enrolled in the annual Loser Clown Head contest, that's held during their yearly cheese whiz fund raising telethon.

 

[Runwildboys]

PEF #982 - Painted himself bronze and stood in place of the removed Rocky statue, where he was found dead of starvation.

 

[Melonfeud]

PEF#981 ,self proclaimed urban prospector Eduardo Eureka Estevanski,,,upon extracting the mother lode of nose gold,,,er,,,a 3/4 oz. philly green jersey colored booger,,,when his head imploded

 

[timb2]

#980-Philly man dies in the woods because hunters mistakened him for a Sasquatch because he had his shirt off exposing his back hair.

 

[Melonfeud]

PEF #979 was struck&killed by a FedEx delivery truck while he was engaged in the family bizness of stealing manhole covers

 

[Sammy]

PEF #978 drowned while looking up to see where all that water falling from the sky was coming from

 

[Corso]

Ummm, you're Black Ops, not the Grand Poobah.

That would be me.



EDIT: Corso doesn't kill anybody! Never!
Life may be all you have. That may be it. Nothing left.

No. Corso No Kill.

 

[Runwildboys]

That would be me.

Deathmonkey....er, I mean Dreadhonkey was appointed officially unofficial Black Ops agent of the PJG from its inception. If you wish to supplant him, it requires a fight to the death. (Watch out, he may be right behind you.)

 

[Melonfeud]

Deathmonkey....er, I mean Dreadhonkey was appointed officially unofficial Black Ops agent of the PJG from its inception. If you wish to supplant him, it requires a fight to the death. (Watch out, he may be right behind you.)

 

[Corso]

Deathmonkey....er, I mean Dreadhonkey was appointed officially unofficial Black Ops agent of the PJG from its inception. If you wish to supplant him, it requires a fight to the death. (Watch out, he may be right behind you.)

My house is secure. Trust. Nothing will touch me.
I have friends watching that I don't even know!

 

[Melonfeud]

My house is secure. Trust. Nothing will touch me.
I have friends watching that I don't even know!

,,,er,,,not entirely sure them there NSA operatives would/should be shoehorned into that friend category, bro,,,just sayin' ya know?

 

[nobody]

Deathmonkey....er, I mean Dreadhonkey was appointed officially unofficial Black Ops agent of the PJG from its inception. If you wish to supplant him, it requires a fight to the death. (Watch out, he may be right behind you.)

Not to mention I fight dirty. I'd be willing to share the position though. That way I can sit back and eat Doritos while Corso goes on the long-distance assignments.

 

[Corso]

,,,er,,,not entirely sure them there NSA operatives would/should be shoehorned into that friend category, bro,,,just sayin' ya know?

Good point.

 

[Passepartout]

NSA can play pretty dirty at times from what I hear.

 

[Corso]

,,,er,,,not entirely sure them there NSA operatives would/should be shoehorned into that friend category, bro,,,just sayin' ya know?

I tell them they're my friends when I see them on my dag walks. I'm certain they feel the same!

 

[Corso]

NSA can play pretty dirty at times from what I hear.

They're regular party guys, like you and me! Dudes you want to hang out with...
And then they get orders.

Generally, I tend to avoid such folk until they owe me favors.

 

[Melonfeud]

PEF #978 drowned while looking up to see where all that water falling from the sky was coming from

PEF#977,,, while in the attempt to re- inflate a flat bicycle tire,suffered the catastrophically simultaneous collapsing of both lungs