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Nude beaches are fun most of the timeWhat else do we need to explore then?
Nude beaches are fun most of the timeWhat else do we need to explore then?
You want a syllabus? Sorry.
I'll give one more preview:
I'll explain my view on why Cole will never work as an outside receiver, despite offseason exploration of him playing there. I have my boxes for Cole too and I stand by them.
But that's days away.
Stop your fussing. Its not a good look.
I expect other teams to scheame for him and shut him down. Since I have no faith in Garrett to scheame him openBeasley will benefit from a new scheme and receivers coach. This season he will have both. I expect him to have a good year.
Because he was under his rookie contractThere is a reason Switzer was the WR traded.
It's that kind of reaction that has resulted in the untimely deaths of millions of cats.You made a thread to let us know that on some day in the future you will make a thread about Beasley? Why?
60 catches, 550 TDs, 6 TDs, LOTS of First Downs!
Perhaps the toughest boxes Cole must escape are the ones not fully acknowledged...the traps newly conceived and those just lurking around the corner.
How do you score 556 TDs on 60 catches? Not even Bo Jackson in Tecmo Bowl could do that.
Haha great pointNow that Dez is gone other players have a shot at the most overrated player title. Dez is gone and Witten was sure to take the overrated torch from Dez, but now he is gone too. Now, Beas and every other payer has a legitimate shot at it. It's there for the taking!
Cole Beasley has been boxed-in for the entirety of his athletic life. Labeled. Categorized. Diminished. Dissed. Somehow Beas manages to jack all the boxes the world squeezes him into. The NFL and its fans have come to learn that Cole packs some Houdini Sauce...and features an uncanny habit of busting out...and breaking through.
The little kid from Little Elm Texas repeatedly surprises everyone, making big impact plays on America’s largest stage.
What follows is a CowboyZone exclusive...a multi-installment thread discussing Cole and the boxes his world imposes—past, current and future. This thread demands extra time and attention and I intend to give it some love.
Perhaps the toughest boxes Cole must escape are the ones not fully acknowledged...the traps newly conceived and those just lurking around the corner. This won’t be pure fan-fest. I’ll document my doubts from the past...explore the day he deserted the team...and be frank with skepticism about his future.
Day 1...tomorrow...the kid from a small school in a nothing conference...and how he managed to get even that far.
Now that Dez is gone other players have a shot at the most overrated player title. Dez is gone and Witten was sure to take the overrated torch from Dez, but now he is gone too. Now, Beas and every other payer has a legitimate shot at it. It's there for the taking!
Why you would get aroused as a child when your mother would help you urinate.What else do we need to explore then?
My shrink took care of that oneWhy you would get aroused as a child when your mother would help you urinate.
Yep, and if we'd throw over the top of that, they'd stop doing it. But Dak doesn't like that region of the field.
It won't be garrett's old scheme. Mcclay and Stephen will make sure of that.I expect other teams to scheame for him and shut him down. Since I have no faith in Garrett to scheame him open